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Cba with the rain โ˜”๏ธ
This last year has gone so fast
Bowl smells like b.o
If only McDonald's did a loyalty card ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Me and natalie just reversed into eachother at Sainsbury's car park ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Can't cope with group messages
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Some gal tried to grab my phone last night cus I took a selfie with her mum #sos
What's the point of having a phone if you're not gonna answer it ffs
Natalies making me a tuna sweet corn toasty, if it's not subway standard I'm gunna flip
Cba with pumpkin parade
Taken 3 is out soon, ยฃ10 for a ticket, ยฃ6 a drink & ยฃ7 for popcorn.. the only thing they've really taken is the piss
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Interview in Cambridge tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ€œ@TheComedyHumor: If I had a dollar every time someone spelled my name wrongโ€ this happens to me At Least twice a day
Someone keeps tweeting from my account who is it ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Can finally close Safari and get the music to carry on playing ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Woke up in such a good mood lol
Went to bed at half 9 last night but couldn't get to sleep until 12ish ๐Ÿ˜”
100% chance of me driving to work today cba
If I could repeat Saturday night I would
Last night ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Might have a nap before going out tonight ๐Ÿ˜ด
Buzzin for this Chinese ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿœ
Can't actually wait for tonight
Missing the 2008 banter
Anyone else's internet gone down on plusnet? ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Is IOS 8 coming out tonight?๐Ÿ˜ƒ
The bruise on my elbow is getting outta control ๐Ÿ˜ท
Wish I could speak more than 1 language
Wish I had a twin so bad
The guy in USA chicken is basically a local celebrity
Why am I always tired
every American sitcom is just dying to be as good and successful as friends
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Why u gotta b so rude
All I wanna do right now is go back to sleep
Why am I awake ๐Ÿ˜”
Does anyone know when series 3 is coming out of Orange Is The New Black? ๐Ÿ˜”
Don't know what's a bigger mess my life or my bedroom ๐Ÿ˜’
me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
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the matte black audi r8 is beautiful ๐Ÿ˜
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