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The opening scene of "Goodfellas" πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
Live fast, die young... Leave a good looking corpse. -@rjschool
Gah this weekend is great
You and me both
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
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She met the voices of spongebob and patrick at the kids choice awards πŸ˜‚ so awesome πŸ˜„β€
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All 3 tracks are fireπŸ”₯ "I Came to Ball" might just be the cherry on top of this three scoop masterpieceοΏ½
damn this nigga was ready to play a pickup game and beat his ass
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Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too. -Ron Slater "Dazed and Confused"
I gotta log off after seeing this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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β€œ@ThislsWow: got Math Problems ? πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜¬ RT to save a life οΏ½ this is great!
When you need a day off from school and ya boy gotchu
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I wish MTV still played music videos
Working outside in 19 degree weather, only because I like to buy "things"
Country music is like interpretive dancing... Them trying to make you feel sorry for their sadness.
Bringing in 2015 with some good friends
Because I love some tasty hot sauces
Can't believe it's almost Christmas again
If a customer flirts with me and I flirt back with her, that's still considered good customer service right?
I must ace this exam tomorrow... I must!
β€œ@verseunanswered: @SamuelLista Dad: I'm on a flight next to some rapper who is super high Me: Haha yeah right Dad:”
Hopefully it doesn't rain tomorrow. It would be nice if it were a "dry" hump day. Lol dry hump πŸͺ
πŸ˜‡πŸ™ Dear Lord, please allow for this week coming to go by graciously. Amen.
I've about had it with drizzling rain and soggy leaves everywhere
Finally registered for spring semester πŸ™Œ
Getting toasty early in the morning without bread
Works getting a little interesting... My boss told me he can help me make over $100k/year. 😳
Bedtime = snack time
Whoever says that diet Dr Pepper tastes like regular Dr Pepper, clearly hasn't had a Dr. Pepper.
Funny how I see sunsets all the time but rarely see the sunrise, simply because I'm nestled in my bed. Bring it today sun!! I'm waiting!
I know Life has it's "ups and downs", but why do the "downs" always out-weigh the "ups"?
β€œ@WealthyWalrus: For $1 million, would you spend a year handcuffed to Kanye West?”yes if I can take the mil from Kanye n Kim still puts outπŸ˜†
β€œ@FriendlyAssh0le: Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.” Lol true! @SamuelLista

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