Bout to take the bike out
Today is National Absurdity Day.
I'm so ready to shoot a buck
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
On the hunt for a new career
So ready just to walk away from my job
Life's too short to worry about so many little things. Be thankful for what you do have because you never know when it will be gone.
I hate when i see ugly bitches in pictures that say "oh that was a bad day" Bitch! u look bad EVERY day!
Just saw some cops chasing a guy through a parking lot on foot! Maybe this will end up on World's Dumbest Police Chases! Lol
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
It sucks working Saturdays
This episode of 2 & 1/2 men is hilarious
It's been such a long week...
a white collar?
Dood - 1987 called,
they want it back for
hashtag Bud Fox twitpic.com/dl5b71
I think my neighbors are aliens disguised as hipsters
11/12/13... Hmm, interesting.
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your phone charger in the dark.
These earbuds are so shitty, they're not a waste of money but a waste of time and energy in manufacturing them! Way to go Academy
Weekends are always too short!
You're absolutely correct... I'm done with it
Always the same type of response... Every time
I'm not a big fan of early Saturday meetings... This shits for the birds
Don't change for no one, unless it makes you the better person 👏👏
I think I'll order chinese
Just cashed my check now to purchase a rifle.
I love it when it's nice outside and it's Friday!!
I was caller 10 on the radio again!
Money makes me happy... Good thing tomorrow is payday!!
Stacy's mom has got it going on
It's not gonna be a good day
I'm at the point today that I'm willing to pee my pants if that means I can go home early.
My bedroom looks like an executive suite
You shouldn't compare yourself with others, because no one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you.
I literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich.
Kangaroos are just T-Rex Deers.
I want to go hunting this winter
When will I ever know my purpose as Josh?
Trust is the hardest thing to find and the easiest thing to lose.
I do not like talking to cops drunk