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Wallace Montgomery ツ
Tour proper starts in Boston on Tuesday. Who's coming to a show? All supported by the wonderful @iamstrangercat
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Thank you @CrownePlaza for the sani wipe! More hotels should supply these for guests! #greattouch #cleanliness
Life of a Flight Attendant
Last flight of the night confessions... " I cheated on my wife" me: Sir I do not want to hear your life story... Anything to drink?
I think the reason we’re born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once
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#ViolaDavis Becomes First Black Woman To Win Emmy For Best Actress In A Drama!
I got Fried chicken! What Should Your Drunk Food Be?…
dumbest snapchat update ever, now we'll never know how much time were about to waste
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Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
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I really should look into moving to the UK it couldn't be that difficult....
What shenanigans will I get into this time lol
The wait is almost over. 3 HOURS until the TSST Live Tweet, followed by the Season 19 premiere!!
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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing
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Time to go out in Vegas!

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