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Girl Scouts be scheming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚οΏ½@myfox8ox8: Girl Scout sells 117 boxes of cookies in two hours outside MarijuanaΒ”
Time to go get this lift in
Secobd mouse gets the cheese β€œ@Just_A_Bro: Early bird gets the worm”
Just took a power nap it was so clutch 😏✊
This female has 2 piercings in the back of her neck.... WHY 😐
Second mouse gets the cheese β€œ@Liam_Kneisz11: Early bird gets the worm.”
I swear #ranked doesnt get on twitter until late at night! πŸ˜‚
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Anyway lemme stop complaining I got a paper to finish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
All these viners traveling and I'm in my room like
Idk why ppl hype me in public... I just make 6 second videos I'm not a tv star lol πŸ‘€
This paper is never gonna get finished 😭😭😭
If u know me DM me snapchats I'll add u on my personal bc my snaps get a lil freaky 😏
β€œ@_LandonMoss: @ericvdunn happy birthday Nigger.”
This lag on league right now πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
If snow was black... I could get away with anything in the winter. *Robs bank, dives in snow*
What is "church" for 500? β€œ@RatchetJeopardy: Quote your answers.”
Tempted to get an xbox one 😩😩😩
How I feel on the inside when someone finds the food I hid in the fridge 😩😩
See me walking wit a limp, dats my gun walk
That's wasssuppp @_MikePearson followed me. DO IT FOR THE VINEEE!
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Fav for a follow πŸŒΎπŸ‘€πŸŒΎ
Thanks for the support bro! β€œ@TyLoRmCkAiN: @_MikePearson enjoy watching your vines! Keep em coming!”
Holy. Shit. I can now die in peaceπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™Œ Perfection just followed
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. *lobs to TL* @_MikePearsonson: To the females that didn’t get enough chocolate today…. I’m free of charge οΏ½
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To the females that didn't get enough chocolate today.... I'm free of charge πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Happy Valentines Day tho ❀️❀️❀️
The older she gets, the more powerful she becomes 😩😩
Do u wanna build a snowman.... orree nawh? W/Chris Jay #ranked
Bruhhhh 😐😐�@Flight3443443: dawg, white people forever wylin. tf is this”
No. I would not like to build a snowman
Deez snowflakes lookin some type of way
All day lol β€œ@Bvety2point0: My nigga @_MikePearson clown to much. #tofunny”