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Not Will Ferrell
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Me in the middle of the night, every night:
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t give a crap…
2+2 = fish 3+3 = eight 7+7 = triangle. Only smart people would get this. RT if you get it!
Who the hell would post these selfies? Something is wrong with these people...
Normal people: Sings lyrics Me: Sings lyrics... sings backup vocals... sings guitar riffs... plays air drum the entire song... head-bangs.
Jesus can walk on water... I can walk on cucumbers... Cucumbers are 96% water... therefore I am 96% Jesus.
"Freshmen are sooo annoying." -People that were freshmen last year.
Sharks only kill 5-10 people per year, here it is in perspective. #SharkWeek:
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Sharks are a lot less scarier when they’re smiling! #SharkWeek
Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate this:
Aaaand this is why parents shouldn't be allowed to text...
How to do math: 1) Write down question. 2) Cry.
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there awkwardly and pet the dog.
Slut jokes are just whoreable... *slaps knee*
Most ghetto fix jobs ever, these people are idiots, epic fail...
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit, KNEES TO CHEST!
This is still the greatest photobomb of all time:
Remember when That's So Raven, Hannah Montana, and the Suite Life of Zack & Cody did a mashup episode and it was the best day of your life?
When somebody won’t shutup, and you’re just like “shhhhh”