Give this man a Nobel Prize
When you're drunk and you see another drunk person
When you realize 2007 was a decade ago
"Would you hit your best friend with a car for $5M?"
If spiders were like this
When your shower is too hot and it hits your back
Sorry I bothered you with my friendship
RIP to all the Nintendogs who haven't been fed since 2007.
My whole life has been a lie
Me trying to comfort someone who is crying
When someone tells you to stop being fake
My mother introducing me to people.
You'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow
Ok seriously who makes this stuff
All we can do is pray for this to happen
When you know you failed a test but at least it's over
When you ask your mom a simple question and she starts yelling
When you rap the whole verse correctly