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Not Will Ferrell
If you're ever gonna sleep on the job, do it like the 7th guy here, pure genius... bit.ly/1sTdQAU
When someone brags about being drunk all the time: pic.twitter.com/QvhGFHD4Em
That moment when the person you like texting the most goes to sleep: pic.twitter.com/9ShRUJXQaX
Ice bucket challenge?? That's $12.99 worth of ice... water.... and bucket. pic.twitter.com/R24YUhNvbG
When your twitter app randomly closes by itself pic.twitter.com/wklN02H5lu
Damn, best Snapchat pics ever! These people have some serious skill, don't act like you're not impressed... bit.ly/1qOoQgz
That moment when you lose your stingray, but then find it again: pic.twitter.com/2GPnhApbwm
When you’ve just coughed your lungs out and your friend asks if you’re ok: pic.twitter.com/EXwDWFB934
When you want a piece of someone’s food, so you sit there looking at them like pic.twitter.com/1V7hBKiZ3W
Alright Football fan mofos, come challenge me in 1-week Fantasy Football for free, $100,000 to the winner! Sack up 🏈bit.ly/1llIFPYx
The best friendships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.
The friends who buy you food are friends for life.
I make myself laugh, I should date me.
I go $100 to $0 real quick.
If watermelon exists, why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
R.I.P to my sleeping schedule.
When you get a text from someone you don’t want to talk to: pic.twitter.com/y8YTpClEXx
Awkward wrong number texting fails, these kill me... bit.ly/1zGOAjD
About time someone made a blackface emoji… Makemoji app stepped it up! pic.twitter.com/fcm2xFTnEF
Cheerleaders are known for being sexy, these ones in these pictures are not: bit.ly/1zkkD94
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I can't sing... Doesn't mean I wont.
When you see your “bae” tweeting someone else: pic.twitter.com/gpkJewMxNq
Dear Makemoji app, thank you for making this middle finger possible. RT to save a life. pic.twitter.com/t7kyLXyWdC
Dear idiots who park their car like this, I will slap you... bit.ly/1p7mFDd
If you can find your name on one of these, I just wanna let you know, your parents are basic and have no creativity. pic.twitter.com/kKaxNkdmj8
So who spent their entire summer on Twitter and Netflix? pic.twitter.com/hNsgn5sEaB
Dear Dr Phil, it's quotes like these that really make me question your intelligence... bit.ly/1ojXbm2
The ultimate question in life... Is Petsmart supposed to be "Pet smart" or "Pets mart"
When you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening: pic.twitter.com/qJ5vdL0MCQ
This is what it looks like when the Grand Canyon is illuminated by lightning. pic.twitter.com/3ObzWBrZXY
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I hate when the teacher forgets to erase a few marks on the board and you die a little inside.
Dear 90s kids, please tell me you remember at least half of these... bit.ly/1tKfWUl
Who wore it better? RT for White Chicks, Fav for Iggy Azalea & Rita Ora... #VMAs #VMA2014 pic.twitter.com/r9CK6tjeoB
That moment when you realize Usher is beside you... #VMAs #VMAs2014 pic.twitter.com/b7aMVWlMWj