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Not Will Ferrell
When you check your phone in the middle of the night and the brightness is on full.
This accurately describes how I feel about life.
Me every time I see a security camera
Kanye West vs Donald Trump for president. #VMAs
Even Kanye West fell asleep during the Kanye West speech. #VMAs
Me waiting for the Kanye West speech to end... #VMAs
Listening to the Kanye West speech like...
When Kanye West gets an award, and you realize there's not another Kanye to interrupt Kanye.
Miley Cyrus is wearing a safety blanket... Not sure that will protect her from Nicki Minaj. #VMAs
Whenever Taylor Swift wins an award, I think everyone just expects this to happen. #VMAs
Me: I'll just have one piece.
I seriously spend money on food like
Pizza Hut wants me to die so badly.
He's only 5 months old and already has a better picture than I'll ever have.
The original "you had one job."
This is an accurate summary of my love life.
My social life in one picture.
I got 99 problems but... 😎�#NationalDogDayay Snapchat: Rhodes41Dd
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