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Not Will Ferrell
Dear girls who wear too much makeup, You like you got gang banged by Crayola...…
Only the devil himself could come up with something like this
When a teacher looks at you trying cheat so you sit there like
“Will you guys shut the hell up, I’m trying to sleep!”
If you park like any of these idiots, I hate you...…
Hate when this happens. It’s like, c'mon eraser, you had ONE job…
When you can’t really tell if someone is into you or not
I can't sing... Doesn't mean I wont.
I love Snapchat so much more after seeing these, dying...…
When a fight breaks out but you only have a laptop
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
“Well, maybe if you went to bed earlier wouldn’t be this tired.” Me:
*walks out of exam* Me: So what did you get for question 8? Friend: 7.433 so easy. Me: Same, so easy. *walks off*
“Well, maybe if you want to bed earlier wouldn’t be this tired.” Me:
95% of the time when I’m smiling at my phone, it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I’m hilarious.
You’re a bitch You’re a bit You’re a You Yo Y Yo You You’re a You’re a bi You’re a bitch Oh look, you’re still a bitch.
When you have no idea how to do the problem on a math test
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got financial stability and are looking to improve yourself as a person hun.
Everyone has that one teacher who is like, “The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.”
Basically how every student is handling school right now
That awkward moment when you meet one of these people, and ask them what they do...…
Free cookie dough when you buy a Ouija board? Like wtf, you gonna bake cookies for the devil?
Teachers act like this is how the world is:
It’s weird how nobody talks about Iggy Azalea being in Annabelle…
When the weird kid won’t stop talking to you but you’re trying to be nice
I don't know whether these pictures make me horny or hungry... maybe horngry…
When you walk into an exam you haven’t studied for: