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Not Will Ferrell
Dear girls who wear too much makeup, You like you got gang banged by Crayola... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w6…
Only the devil himself could come up with something like this pic.twitter.com/ySDjOTq2CN
When a teacher looks at you trying cheat so you sit there like pic.twitter.com/dTDJpnpPmE
“Will you guys shut the hell up, I’m trying to sleep!” pic.twitter.com/1ADZJl8eQb
If you park like any of these idiots, I hate you... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w6…
Hate when this happens. It’s like, c'mon eraser, you had ONE job… pic.twitter.com/K5MIZiJ2tz
When you can’t really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/BOWrfJSxtD
I can't sing... Doesn't mean I wont.
I love Snapchat so much more after seeing these, dying... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w6…
When a fight breaks out but you only have a laptop pic.twitter.com/QsiricV0gS
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
“Well, maybe if you went to bed earlier wouldn’t be this tired.” Me: pic.twitter.com/dibo2PcI4Q
*walks out of exam* Me: So what did you get for question 8? Friend: 7.433 so easy. Me: Same, so easy. *walks off* pic.twitter.com/TTbB1FctKa
“Well, maybe if you want to bed earlier wouldn’t be this tired.” Me: pic.twitter.com/mznSDpyA4E
95% of the time when I’m smiling at my phone, it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me. I’m hilarious.
You’re a bitch You’re a bit You’re a You Yo Y Yo You You’re a You’re a bi You’re a bitch Oh look, you’re still a bitch.
When you have no idea how to do the problem on a math test pic.twitter.com/Vqpr7MxqeV
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got financial stability and are looking to improve yourself as a person hun.
Everyone has that one teacher who is like, “The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.” pic.twitter.com/maquhn31Bg
Basically how every student is handling school right now pic.twitter.com/36K3NNAliw
That awkward moment when you meet one of these people, and ask them what they do... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w6…
Free cookie dough when you buy a Ouija board? Like wtf, you gonna bake cookies for the devil? pic.twitter.com/3W6XS2yGzd
Teachers act like this is how the world is: pic.twitter.com/QKHRsOOEKn
It’s weird how nobody talks about Iggy Azalea being in Annabelle… pic.twitter.com/rSAuCp8Jsj
When the weird kid won’t stop talking to you but you’re trying to be nice pic.twitter.com/0W8T1VQ7VQ
I don't know whether these pictures make me horny or hungry... maybe horngry cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w6…
When you walk into an exam you haven’t studied for: pic.twitter.com/ALrLT9Ho8W