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Dating sites should have a section for people to leave a review for the person they went out with.
BLOCK, DRAKE... BLOCK!!!...
The new #Miguel's are out...
You recognize her... Don't even try and deny it...
My dad always told me to never hurt a girls feelings.
But how else are they supposed to get the practice?
The struggle is real... #DontJudgeMe
My girlfriend and her mom say more in one phone conversation to each other than my dad and I have in my entire life.
Kind of wish I didn't choose the thug life, everyone's really mean.
I was just there for lunch...
Drake bowling 260 right now...
Case of the Mondays??
Just think about how this morning is going for the girl that Miguel drop kicked last night..... Feeling better yet?
when you write a word and it looks wrong but it’s right and you just sit there and contemplate life
Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.
I'm weird, but I'm not "wait outside a courthouse awaiting a verdict on a case that I'm not involved with" weird.
And you better act like it too...
Someone should have told Miguel that you can't get a good running start with church shoes on...
#LongJumpFail #BillboardAwards 
Even Drake felt sorry for that girl...
#Miguel with the leg drop...
Drake like.. HOMERUN!
Never cross your feet Drake...
Dammit Miguel. #BillboardAwards
I'm tired of all these chick's talking about they Black, Dominican, Asian, White, and Puerto Rican.... Sounding like a science experiment
Kobe Bryant is suing his mom for selling some of his memorabilia without his consent. Getting consent is VERY important to Kobe (now).
There comes a point during checkout when the gift bag, tissue, ribbon & card all exceed 12 bucks, & I decide that IS your gift.
Fellas don't fall for the #ThirstTrap...
Drake showing us the difference between a Hootnanny and a Hoedown...
I didn't know Drake was at Soul Train too...
I walk into the bathroom, and this is in my tub...
Don't wish for a knight in shining armor if you are not prepared to do the polishing
Ohh..... Drake is a fighter too...
Drake getting his ABC on...
I am soooo serious about this one too... #NoJokes
Drake was in the ring last night too...
Drake at the track meet...
Drake teaching the ladies at my job how to dance...
Let's go Melo! @carmeloanthony #KnicksTape
When someone invites you to their wedding, don't tell then you "can't go, but you will go to the next one." Apparently it's rude.
Drake loves #tbt. Rocking that #Dada
Drake is all over the place...
Drake killing it...
What's next Mr. President?...
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
Even Super man is on Instagram... #ManOfSteel
I only need drugs to tolerate other people's lack of them.
Opinions are like assholes - they're offered up more freely when people are drunk.
Don’t dance like no one is watching, dance like someone is watching and about to slide a twenty dollar bill into your underpants.
When a girl says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!" It basically means she's psycho.
Fuck this class... @susyzue @cathy1119