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its Topsy Kretts
When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.
Just completed a 5.14 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6qdtca #RunKeeper
Just completed a run in 0:00 with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6q8mpy #RunKeeper
The cashier at Dairy Queen is so cute, saying "Have a nice weekend," like I won't be back tomorrow. Or later today
Just completed a 4.15 mi run - Today went great. Only 1 stop today. Knee was starting to tighten up ... rnkpr.com/a6otucg #RunKeeper
Just completed a run in 0:00 with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6otb4b #RunKeeper
Just completed a 2.53 mi run - Quick jog. Now to 'run' to work... rnkpr.com/a6nhpuw #RunKeeper
Just completed a 5.52 mi run - Went pretty well tonight. Lil bit of pain, but that's everyday. Wanna ... rnkpr.com/a6jopxr #RunKeeper
Just completed a 0.64 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6jo876 #RunKeeper
Just completed a 1.34 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6jd1mz #RunKeeper
Just completed a 5.56 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a6hbbq2 #RunKeeper
Just completed a 2.54 mi run - Real quick sprint before work. I'll make up for it tomorrow. rnkpr.com/a6aw18l #RunKeeper
Just completed a 4.26 mi run - Ist time running with the weight vest. Only at night from now on. The ... rnkpr.com/a68l2oz #RunKeeper
#FathersDay is a special day in a NBA player's life when he reflects on his 9 kids while getting a beej from an 18-year old named Sin-A-Bun
Just completed a 3.15 mi run - Today was a speed workout of light poles. Sprint 5,walk 5. Of course ... rnkpr.com/a66al7j #RunKeeper
Just completed a 5.38 mi run - Looking ugly. But someone has to put in the hard work. rnkpr.com/a65ywio #RunKeeper
People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.
Hey there lady at #WalMart, you either need shorter titties or a longer shirt.
Why is everyone saying 4/20, 1/5 is the proper fraction.
Fact: Cadbury Creme eggs are filled with genuine rabbit semen. #HAPPYCHOCOLATEDAY 
So you will suck a dick but won't drink tap water? #ThatsIronic
Sorry I kept stopping erratically. I was pumping FUCK YOU in Morse Code with my brake lights.
The #AwkwardMoment when 2 pedophiles talk to each other on Facebook pretending to be kids, & meet up somewhere
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company.
According to this restraining order it is NOT appropriate to say "I know" and wink when the HR lady says "I ... tmi.me/1dT6G5