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John Christiansen
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Which rapper had the best year?
Now it's listening to valueless music telling you the same degrading things, materialism, and that intelligence isn't worth seeking.
'Rebelling' used to mean socratically questioning authority and standing up for what you believe in.
The 'rebelling' thing most kids do nowadays is actually just stupidity.
Our atmosphere contains 385 ppm CO2. Of that, 5% at most is generated by human activity. We are destroying the economy chasing 19 ppm CO2
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Johnny depp is 51 and he's still hotter than I am wtf?
People who drink applesauce can't be trusted yes even you old man.
I always found it kind of odd that high school players' moms would wear like a cardboard cutout of their child on their shirt to every game.
Sports fans love the Heat for the same reason you used to hate the Yankees.
Probably the weirdest feeling ever is pulling a switcheroo on your brain and chewing with the other side of your mouth.
'Holes' is still one of the best stories ever.
I wish everyone could be incredibly wealthy and have everything their heart desired so they'd realize that's not the answer.
Plot twist: toothpick gets stuck in your teeth.
Wow! I can't believe all of you just happened to stumble on the exact same sculptures within a week of each other!!! pic.twitter.com/dsmFgCQuOf
Stop complaining about the friendzone. Maybe you're just ugly.
I don't see what the huge deal about chipotle is... It's not fantastic.
I think fannypacks are making a comeback due to the high density of them around people's waists here in Orlando.
RETWEET IF YOU CAN HONESTLY SAY YOUVE NEVER OWNED A PAIR OF THESE DONT LIE BRUH pic.twitter.com/q5uN0dwDQO
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In case you forgot that today isn't about barbecues. pic.twitter.com/vcj6KZr5ko
Chilling with your hands down your pants.
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"Fancy" has got to be one of the stupidest songs I've ever heard.
It's always weird to me when people pronounce the word "realtor" like it's the name of a He-Man villain.
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What happened to the third person form of 'to be' This hat swaggin -> This hat is swaggin Is it really that hard to not sound like an ass?
Ad Man: "Ok, so there's these blue and red cartoon bears that always get toilet paper stuck to their buttholes." Charmin: "Go on..."
"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚OMG WHO DID THIS πŸ˜©πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ IM DYING πŸ’€YALL HAVE NO CHILL πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜…" Shut. The. Hell. Up.
#ThingsWhitePeopleLike posting a #tbt of a selfie you took last week, every week.
Only after the last tree has died, the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish has been caught, will we realize we cannot eat money.
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Anyone else pretend to have written a really popular song and performing it in the shower to your millions of fans?
My dog will also stand by me when I'm eating food and lick thin air for extended periods of time is this just me..?
Wait, people actually sell instagrams? I thought that was a joke...
Every time I move like three inches, my dog will find me from any room in the house like "human... R u k? I heard your foot hit the ground"