Someone at CNN is going to get fired
Put your arm around her
Then your other arm
Complete the tackle
Turnover on downs
You won the super bowl!
Everytime you make a mistake ! It's a learning lesson !
When you're enjoying a warm December, but in the back of your mind you know that it's because of global warming.
Be always aware, but never worried.
Be always quick, but not in a hurry.
Jumpman jumpman jumpman u need help with something?
She's so 🔥z
HEY IT'S ME your Facebook friend from high school that never left town and thinks Olive Garden is fancy. Anyway, here's a racist article.
It's upsetting that we live in a world where this is how people see peace, love, and positivity. Twisted shit.
If only there was a seasonally themed story about middle eastern people seeking refuge being turned away in a time of need. Oh wait.
Imagine a world where white people were as outraged by racism as they are by a coffee cup.
When I die I want my remains to be spread all over Disney world. Also I don't want to be cremated.
The truth about marijuana. vine.co/v/eYEql09rZhU
Everyone you idolize wakes up scared to be themselves sometimes.
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS #BackToTheFuture
Good looks run in the fam. Little bro just runs faster.
On a Tuesday night? That's Fair. @ Georgia National Fairgrounds & Agricenter instagram.com/p/8zSNRxs0eq/
*Sees dog on the Internet and pets it with my mouse*
Photographs were records of your life experience, and not the life experience itself.
A photograph lived inside your camera, cloaked in mystery for weeks, until you took exactly 35 more photos.
We consumed Twinkles, Cool Whip, and Yoo-hoo, without questioning their chemical composition.
Like 42,000,000,000 (42 billion) miles away.
Some mind-blow for today: If the proton of a hydrogen atom was the size of the sun, the electron would be 11 times the distance of pluto.
Off guard I was. Caught I was.
White guys who say the N word are the type who would buy everything in a particular Nike collection and wear it the first day of school.
White girls who say the N word are the type that would give you road-head while they're driving the car.
Midnight city @ Centennial Olympic Park instagram.com/p/7iM1abM0e2/
Guys are scumbags, so if u have a man that doesn't cheat on you... Let the other shit slide and be happy. A loyal guy is rare these days.
I guarantee that Hitler put syrup on his eggs.
When your brothers the next Devin Hester
Cashews are the Rolls-Royce of the nut world.
Say NO! to drugs.
Say YES! to drugs.
It really doesn't matter what you tell drugs because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking them.
Don't tempt me.
No no no no!!! 😭😭#RIPWesCraven
When the beat drops. vine.co/v/edAPYjBuXPd
When you want to travel but your wallet be like
Is that your dream or your girls dream? twitter.com/meekmill/statu…
What's the height requirement? twitter.com/callorieee/sta…
There isn't a character limit in the DM's anymore so now you all can write a Shakespearian sonnet to go with your dick pics
I'm sure more species than fruit flies are self aware. This is hardly shocking. twitter.com/scienceporn/st…
Flip me soft toss so I know it's real. ⚾️😍❤️
But I'm used to it thoooo. I've always been an afterthought.