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When you're fresh out the womb and already tired of everyone's shit. pic.twitter.com/Re9dt6Rv8o
Every 4 years Pizza Hut comes out with a square pizza and tries to pretend like it's a new idea every time.
What's helped me recently is treating everyone like it's the last time I'd see them. Unfortunately, some people wouldn't care if it was.
My dorm is empty and it's so nostalgic. There's people that moved me in and spent lots of time here that I'm not even friends with anymore.
It's been a year full of exceptional plays from Steph Curry. Let's take a look back at some of the best. VIDEO: es.pn/1ELlFzT
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So I noticed something interesting... Every judge rated the red corner as the unanimous winner. #PacquiaoMayweather pic.twitter.com/YoXjDX68Jk
When Floyd was letting Pac hit him against the ropes and telling him "nope" I realized how pointless that fight was and how foolish I was
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You need to start recording those AB's boy. twitter.com/hairfielddylanโ€ฆ
REASONS WHY MANNY PACQUIAO WILL ALWAYS BE A CHAMPION IN MY HEART pic.twitter.com/XorkR2RXS6
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Don't thank Me, Floyd. Thank Satan, your Lord and Savior, you fucking bastard.
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Congrats to Jameis on the being the 1st overall pick...but he still can't beat me at pop a shot!! pic.twitter.com/GF1VrdcC3n
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After an entire year of independent research I have finally extracted the exact strand of DNA I was looking for. Phase 1 complete ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
At birth, every American is granted the opportunity of choice. 3 black men. 3 very different positions. pic.twitter.com/EexX8RWeHY
#Baltimore , the whole world is laughing at you.
(types of nuts) -boiled -salted -roasted -assorted -deez pic.twitter.com/Su1BSqQfO9
I'm dead ass running for president in 2016.
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Everybody looks at me strange, and says I changed. Like I worked that hard to stay exactly the same.
For Christmas in 2000 my dad got me an ostrich egg for some reason pic.twitter.com/REAd4OsnqP
โ€œ@AaronHernandez: what are y'all up to today?โ€ Not going to prison, so that's cool. Wbu?
Oh how far he came. Spent last year with people he no longer messed with. Just in time to picture better days for the record.
In memory of BPG & in honor of his 20th @celina_bobeena kilian_hall @iluvheidelberg @that1italiankidโ€ฆ instagram.com/p/1Y5-0JM0dD/
Happy Birthday Bryan Paolo ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ We all miss you so muchpic.twitter.com/dbzMwZklNYNY
Captain Hindsight wanted me to tell you not to drink and stay out until 2 when you have to be up at 5.
"Ooh look at me I'm Dylan and I'm having so much fun" hmd. twitter.com/jamcfee/statusโ€ฆ
I have fans apparently but they're more famous than me pic.twitter.com/7fOz0OQol3
Promposals are the stupidest thing ever.
โ€œ@ninaashley: fml @itsthatjohnguyโ€ You know how that shit go
Was sneak dissed on Instagram for the first time yesterday
โ€œ@HairfieldDylan: I cannot wait till Thursday ๐Ÿ˜โ€ shut up
โ€œ@HairfieldDylan: I juss want baeeโ€ I'm right here ๐Ÿ’pic.twitter.com/Li0iOBcPBII
I hope the zipper on your jacket gets stuck, and your headphones are too short, and your charger won't work.
I just want a relationship like the one Kanye has with himself.
Oh how's school? I don't want to be over dramatic, but it's like burning 1000 years in hell.
Why was the window cool? Because it smoked cigarettes and said yes to drugs.
Performing this summer with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra in both Baltimore and Philadelphia-- links for tix in next tweet
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rt if u love crossfit and vape pens โค๏ธ
Word of the day: sarcasthole.
upward wassup nod to homies, downward wassup nod to fellow gentlemen
"I don't want new iPhones every year, I just want some corn chips that will support this six layer dip" #QOTD
"You're so cute and clever with your penis puns" #QOTD
Honestly, it doesn't matter who you are. Crossfit is still gay.
The man responsible for the most deaths in world history was probably Genghis Khan: over 40 million. He has ~16 million descendants today.
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