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John Christiansen
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Which rapper had the best year?
Now it's listening to valueless music telling you the same degrading things, materialism, and that intelligence isn't worth seeking.
'Rebelling' used to mean socratically questioning authority and standing up for what you believe in.
The 'rebelling' thing most kids do nowadays is actually just stupidity.
Our atmosphere contains 385 ppm CO2. Of that, 5% at most is generated by human activity. We are destroying the economy chasing 19 ppm CO2
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Johnny depp is 51 and he's still hotter than I am wtf?
People who drink applesauce can't be trusted yes even you old man.
I always found it kind of odd that high school players' moms would wear like a cardboard cutout of their child on their shirt to every game.
Sports fans love the Heat for the same reason you used to hate the Yankees.
Probably the weirdest feeling ever is pulling a switcheroo on your brain and chewing with the other side of your mouth.
'Holes' is still one of the best stories ever.
I wish everyone could be incredibly wealthy and have everything their heart desired so they'd realize that's not the answer.
Plot twist: toothpick gets stuck in your teeth.
Wow! I can't believe all of you just happened to stumble on the exact same sculptures within a week of each other!!!
Stop complaining about the friendzone. Maybe you're just ugly.
I don't see what the huge deal about chipotle is... It's not fantastic.
I think fannypacks are making a comeback due to the high density of them around people's waists here in Orlando.