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With everything negative on YouTube at the moment it's good to see someone making a decent impact on lives. Well played mate! @Jaack
Got me a pretty fly pair of spectacles tbh
Surprise surprise, I need glasses for night time driving
Going to get my eyes tested
Also just discovered a hole in my work trousers so it's a bit breezy
I have to pay ยฃ250 for the bike, sigh
like wtf I shouldn't have passed because that's just some major bs
Surely if you don't see a parked van till it's too late you shouldn't be allowed on the road because evidently my eyesight isn't good enough
Maybe I am biking through winter then
When a girl tells you "we gonna fight when i see you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜" she's flirting unless she's darkskin then you gotta actually swing at the bitch
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second fucking time on a bike and I hit a stationary van, good job Luke you absolute knob
as if I have a pink learner sticker on my bike hahaha
Catch ups with @suzywalkeerrr are always the best ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ x
No more biking, passed my CBT ๐Ÿ™Œ
I want a cat so badly
whatever happened to chivalry. whatever happened to respect. whatever happened to integrity.
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"Where do you want to play Henry" his response? "Midalee." #punsofdamage
My TL Ebola Ebola A hoe saying hoe shit Ebola Ebola Ebola Nigga being thirsty Ebola Ebola 12 year olds retweeting sex gifs Ebola Ebola
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"nobody's perfect" actually her names Ariana not nobody thanks pic.twitter.com/E4pWAzzo0e
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"If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate." โ€• Thomas J Watson
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Pleasing girls is not expensive. It only costs $0.00 to not be a fuck boy
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don't get to close, it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide
3 banners, 5 signs, 2 posters, 21 stickers and a window cling.. Very productive day ๐Ÿ‘Œ
I just want to make nice music for your earholes
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We have @sampepper and @veeoneeye running about molesting but the @Independent bully @ZozeeBo?Disgusting journalism. pic.twitter.com/7yUccg8MIv
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The growth of League of Legends and eSports in general pic.twitter.com/qNuCruz7wY
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A girl on Tinder just asked me if I'm on Twitter to which I replied "not at the moment, I'm currently on Tinder" and now we don't speak.
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This is not a good evening.
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Got a pay rise ๐Ÿ‘Œโ˜บ๏ธ
I just answered the home phone with "wagwan bredrin" thinking it was my friend. It wasn't my friend, it was Sky.
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