If you text me with one word you will get ignored
I love dads work, was great
Going to work tomorrow with dad, pretty fuckin excited!
Nan is coming over tomorrow woo!
thank god it's finally friday
The rest of the world seems to be a lot better than the UK
Twitter, let me sleep pls
most teenagers stay up until like 12 every night yet I struggle to stay up past 10 hahah
Rihanna in her new music video is basically a slightly better black version of Miley Cyrus, which is still shit.
I'm sorry but mayonnaise is disgusting
Jacks might be going to see J.cole in November, jealous is not the word.
seriously what is October 3rd
The fact me and Emma invented snapchat before it came out, we'd talk in pictures on FB, we could be rich right now fuck.
Manners cost nothing yanno! 👊
Actually quite like Drakes new album
Ah fuck this, good fucking night
Third bowl of cereal for the day, fuck
So why do I keep thinking Geordie Shore is on a Tuesday, it's not, right?
Just found this on my iPod, what pic.twitter.com/zWHRt6MeyT
Cereal is definitely one of the best pieces of food in the entire world
Why the fuck do I have two frees in the morning, ugh
why do I find it so damn difficult to explain things
Scarlett just came and cuddled up to me on the sofa, aw
Good luck to everybody doing #Stoptober
Need to get this English done!
Lost my phone again, fuck
iPhone 5c's are the tackiest things around right now, like why would you want such a colourful phone
Guys shouldn't do it either, but yeah
girls should not set such a high fucking bar of standards for guys, jeez
Finished my TN essay, not bad
Geordie Shore is so much better than Jersey Shore!
Apparently if you microwave your iPod/iPhone for a minute it gets fully charged, I wonder if someone has actually tested this
The amount of times I've though this, haha! 😂pic.twitter.com/elxcPUk6Bd
You can hear our conversation can you hope you like the fact Ben shaved his balls once!! Ahahaha 😂😂
My sleeping pattern is absolutely fucked
KARL PILKINGTON HAS MADE ANOTHER TV SERIES O M F G
I'm unbelievably shit at cheering people up, haha
When you tell your sister to pull a funny face, and you're the only one who does it. Love her anyway. #love #sister #family
I don't understand how I can be so tired when I do literally nothing hahaha
never leave your friends, you never know when you might need them
Will always comes to me for help with Maths work, I failed twice, go to Jack haha!
You can buy Twitter followers on FollowerSale by filtering interests bit.ly/18jbnrc pic.twitter.com/372pNMMvl0
I don't know how people on #catfish
can make these fake people, I couldn't do it, shit I'd forget my name after a day!
Jersey Shore really pisses off