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L'esprit de l'escalier is a French term for thinking of a witty comeback after it's too late.
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78% of NFL players file bankruptcy within 5 years of retirement.
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So sore I can barely move rn
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
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LeBron lost in the NBA Finals in '07, '11, and '14. He announced his return to Cleveland on 7/11/14. #Illuminati pic.twitter.com/XaRxPwoVhJ
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LMAO DID THESE NIGGAS REALLY PREDICT THE OUTCOME OF THE WORLD CUP FINALS pic.twitter.com/dLCKwz03Rc
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Neymar hurt his back because he was carrying Brazil this far into the World Cup πŸ˜‚
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To play "Happy Birthday" on your phone, press 112163 112196 11#9632 969363.
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Today did not feel like the last day of school
By far one of the most addicting songs pic.twitter.com/klAeFLydPN
Bergen county freshman all-star game here I come ⚾️
In 1994, the average lifespan of an NFL player was 55 years.
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103 pitches, 9 strikeouts, 2 walks, and we got the win. Clutch game today
finally got this twitter back. after using @Itss_mikee for awhile
itz 11:15 ware i liv fagits
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Jokur: y did teh chickn kross teh rode? Batmon: idk y? Jokur: to git to teh fagits howse. Nok nok Batmon: wohs thare? Jokur: teh chikn
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If Texas beats Oregon I'll give everybody who RTs this $20! pic.twitter.com/Tgem24Lv0W
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I hate how the 8th graders think its cool to put "phs 18" when they aren't even in highschool yet
4 dais til crustmas rt if ur hapi az fuk
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rudolf teh red noez rayndeer had an veri shiney noez n if u evr saw it u wud evn say 'wow wut an litel fagit'
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Lol my 21k instagram just got hacked so go follow my back up one itss_mikee1
This years schedule: Me vs. Me Me vs. Me Me vs. Me Me vs. Me Me vs. Me The toughest opponent you will ever face is yourself.
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Canceling spongebob?
It feels so awkward not having a sport after school
Followers to RETWEET are eligible to win a baseball signed by @Yankees legend Mariano Rivera. #MLBFC pic.twitter.com/45mBf30atR
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How my life goes... School πŸ˜”βœ Schoo πŸ˜’πŸ“š Scho πŸ˜žπŸ““ Sch πŸ˜£βœ’ Sc πŸ˜©πŸ“– S 😐 Sp 😌 ⚾ Spo πŸ˜πŸ€ Spor ☺⚽ Sport πŸ˜„πŸˆ Sports πŸ˜πŸƒ
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So after practice there was a teletubby running across the parking lot
Ridge wood game tomorow
So someone's pretty pissed off rn pic.twitter.com/Ad2erNyxkY
If a Google employee dies, their spouse gets half their salary for 10 years.
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I have nothing against imagine dragons but damn radio active sounded like shit
β€œ@VarsityAces: North 1, Group 4: Paramus vs. Pascack Valley, at METLIFE STADIUM, 4 p.m., on Saturday, December 7.”
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We're going to Met Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The hardest thing is trying to type exactly what you wrote