When people tell me I spend too much money on food vine.co/v/OFrUt1J036I
Can someone pls have a party?!?!
😊 YOU 😊 ARE 😊 SO 😊 FAKE 😊
This might be the best line up of the summer 👀pic.twitter.com/s0LlrQS3ZA
Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
my mood changes literally like 600 times a day
mom u can't zoom in on Instagram
If I had a beer for every day that I've missed you, I'd be sober.
i annoy you when i text you
Picking shoes is so long and difficult ffs 😭😭😭😭😴😴😴😴
"money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
Why overthink when you can over drink
Snapchat: Someone's Snap Story gradually zooming in on someone's face.
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but you'll need a second mortgage to buy a Freddo.
When ya ex tryna come back into ya life ✋💯pic.twitter.com/8bDsKcnenR
me when there's a monkey on my car vine.co/v/eKIdExF5QTu
a text that was read 15 minutes ago
you know when you wanna pop up to someone but too scared 👀
Hoes be thinking that just because they have "John 3:16" in they bio, they not a hoe..
Bitch please, JOHN KNOWS YOU A HOE TOO
stop trying to unlock my phone. i have a password
If I had a dollar for every time my name got spelled wrong pic.twitter.com/K432EpDFWR
people need to understand that I'm joking 99.9% of the time
So tired of seeing Kane larkin and his babysitter all over Facebook 😅😷😪
Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: LOL
do I have time for your bullshit?
no no no
no \_ no
no no no
Britain gets all four seasons in one day
Idek how my family deals with my loud music when you can hear it throughout the house 😂😂😂
Don't you just love a divide
srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
I eat way too much shitty food 😭
quitting school to be a stripper
SPELL OUT THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH EMOJI 😏😏😏😏
Bus journeys without earphones
*learns more in an hour of revision than the whole duration of the school year*
Cba with girl who think they're "half italian" because their dad bought a tin of spaghetti from Asda once!