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Drinking & Smoking
lately I've been having that fuck everything attitude.
This vodka taste a lot like I'll be texting you later
Smoking weed doesn't fuck up your life, you fuck up your life. If you can't handle smoking weed and getting your shit done that's all on you
When it's the weekend and you have a test Monday
Whenever you're drunk and trying to charge your phone
A picture I've seen floating around Facebook. Definitely one of the most powerful images I've seen. 9/11 #NeverForget
he tryna think of a way to tell her she can't stay the night
🔘 single 🔘 taken ☑️ about to smoke this blunt
No wonder our electric bill so high this month
When you meet somebody at the party that's just as drunk as you
⚪ Single ⚪ Taken 🔘 Alcohol
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating a fucking legend
Don't let the negativity control you.
Weed had me like “why isn’t my phone charging?”
That one party you'll never forget >
When your parents say you have to be home by midnight
You had me at "let's take a shot"
I'm not a "casual" drinker, I'm a "drink to you're fucked up or don't drink at all" drinker
When you’re drinking coke with out jack
I have two moods: 1: I'm way too drunk for this shit 2: I'm not drunk enough for this shit
Sober me and drunk me are two very different people
I'm not as nice as I used to be, getting fucked over does that to you
When your drunk in the kitchen and your mom walks in
Our generation as grandparents
Plot twist: the lighter steals your friend.
If I had a dollar for everytime I lost a lighter