Mommy has some explainin to do I guess.
Uh.. Excuse me.. You're both white why does the baby you gave birth to look Asian??
After all this time I'm still into you.
I should be over all the butterflies.
I don't like to clean my room because I'd rather have everything on display... Like a museum.
Anyone you have to demand respect from isn't worth your time.
I wanna be selfish in my 20's. Like travel and spend money and meet a lot of people. But that's just me. There's no right or wrong way.
Yes I'm only 23 but you'd be surprised at how often I get looks of pity when I tell people I'm single.
A coward dies a thousand times, a soldier dies but once.
You picslipped and I was like...oh.
this amount of anger is unhealthy and unnecessary right now
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
No slut ,
the reason why everyone likes your photo isnt because your pretty, it's because you're half naked.
When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I have no faith in humanity when people want Miley Cyrus to be Time's person of the year. What has she done this year? Besides, drugs.
Scars heal, glory fades, and all we're left with are the memories made.
Pain hurts but only for a minute. Ya, life is short so go on and live it.
I'm through accepting limits cuz someone said they're so.
I want to be able to look in the mirror and be happy with what I see.
"using examples from both religious and secular texts, it can be argued that a vagina is a good place to put a penis"
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
Accept me at my strongest, support me at my weakest.
It actually drives me batshit to ignore peoples texts.
I'm a sucker for love you're a sucker for dicks.
I've never seen so many hippies in one place before.
Spell check makes me look stupid half of the time 😒
Getting up for work in the morning is gonna suck.
A pretty face gets old, a nice body will change, but a good woman will always be a good woman.
You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
Everything is better with glitter.
Have confidence in your ability to do it right, and work hard to do the best possible job. –Walt Disney
I don't think I've ever broken 100 in bowling.
People are not mirrors. They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself. @CurvyBitchProbs
what us women need to realize!
Occasionally I like to let people know I lowkey follow their tweets/lives
Remember when mini Furbies came in Happy Meals? I miss those days...
Women who look down on other females b|c they're bigger than them, or smaller, are disgusting. Like pls, u know how hard it is to be a girl✋
Just cuz I need a larger size doesn't mean I need the shirt a foot longer. #CurvyBitchProbs
When you pull pants straight out of the dryer, try to put them on, and they feel like they were made for an 8yo. Wtf? 😫#CurvyBitchProbs
Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum Tape.
I'm constantly buying new jeans cuz the inner thighs have holes. @CurvyBitchProbs
Whether youre gay, black, female, straight, Asian, skinny, white, male, fat, transgender, curvy, Hispanic: if ur nice to me, Im nice to you!
I wish I didn't have to buy such huge shirts because my boobs are so big. #CurvyBitchProbs @CurvyBitchProbs
If you wear short leggings with boots I WILL judge you.
If your avi is literally of your dick...😳😩😒...there's about a, hmmm idk... 1,000,000% chance I won't follow you ba#ew
Oh! Well I'll picslip soon :) maybe even tonight
I feel like a stalker. Im sittin here thinking about @CurvyBitchProbs
and wonderin who she is and what she looks like. She's my spirit anon.
: Getting Coldstone delivered because PRIORITIES.”
WTF?! Cold stone delivers?! How did I not know about this.