Listen, the Internet is great for many things such as shopping, photo searches, and e-cards but watching films simply isn't one of them.
Today is officially the worst fucking day I've had in a long time
Take it from me I've been there a thousand times. You hate your pulse because it thinks you're still alive.
Oh be calm. Be calm. I know you feel like you are breaking down. I know it gets so hard sometimes. Be calm.
Fucking self willing bullshit.
Today is the day from hell. #OverIt
keep trying second cell.
I'm also wearing a plaid train conductor's hat so why the hell are you trusting my 10yo opinion??? #IWasAMess
The people have spoken @colesprouse
you look like the young chick at the bar
, bro you look like a drunk older man on vacation trying to pick up young chicks at the bar.
improve your game with fucboii commentary such as, "it's a prank bro," and other classics like, "can't you take a joke?"
Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me? 🌸V
“Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?”
“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”
“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”
All we do is drive. All we do is think about the feelings that we hide.
We would cut mass shootings down by over 75% if our nation banned all white men from this country.
Wonder why nobody calls for that?
The man you wanted to ban was born in New York. Was a licensed gun owner. Bought his weapons legally. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
This is not radical Islam any more than the KKK are radical Christians.
It's just terrorism w/ fake rationale.
Radical Islam is peace.
You are a fucking disgrace. That you even have the nerve to "appreciate the congrats" right now is disgusting. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
The deadliest mass shootings all have ONE THING in common and it's not race or mental illness or Islam.
It's ASSAULT RIFLES.
Rape culture is victim shaming a woman for being 'too drunk', then defending a man by saying his actions were influenced by alcohol
Sign the petition to recall the judge that gave Brock Turner ONLY 6 months. change.org/p/california-s…
So we make laws in fear that trans women are men trying to sexually assault women, but can't convict actual men who sexual assaulted women?
When a hater of Muslims panders upon the death of a great Muslim, yes, I'm going to be there calling bullshit.
was a MUSLIM.
You know, the folks, you won't let in your country.
It took me a not-insignificant amount of time to realize he meant "autumn," not "our society's collective undoing."
& I know who I want to take me homeeeee.
Its incredibly sad that an animal was killed because a mother failed to watch her kid #RIPHarambe #Cincinnatizoo
One wonders what crime this gorilla committed that warranted execution. dailyrecord.co.uk/news/gorilla-t… #RIPHarambe
Hell hath no fury like a nice person whose been driven over the edge
Congrats to the @waubonsee
Class of 2016! What an honor to share this occasion! @WCCPresident #selfieskillssubpar
Just cause u accidentally kill someone doesn't mean u can't hang out... #triciastache
It's a legitimate question!
check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad.
God please show me a sign and help me with what ever I need to face
Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you, because one day you may realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars
I hate you. I love you. I hate that I love you. You want her. You need her. & I'll never be her.
How could you @NCIS_CBS
HOW COULD YOU?! 😫😫😫
Thank you and I love you all- Cote is here with me now!
Big kiss # NCIS
I'm so pissed that they decided to kill Ziva. Why not just let them be happy for once?!#NCIS
I'm so sad that @tacobell
got rid of the verde sauce.
You spelled “built by slaves” incorrectly. twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
On this day in 1291, Ignotus Peverell died and his son inherited the invisibility cloak.
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” - Helen Keller
We are in this together. The truth is, on some level, when you hurt, when your children hurt, I hurt. And when my kids hurt, you hurt.
You gotta do what you gotta do ya know what I'm sayin