2.Harvest children of low income families.
3.Send them to die in Iran.
Countries that don't have regular gun massacres obviously don't have violent movies and video games or mentally ill people.
so apparently #YouMightHaveASmallDick
is a trend and im utterly disgusted like didnt know the size of genitals determined someone's worth
I'm actually going to miss Jerome #Gotham
why is this even a thing? Body shaming is body shaming regardless of gender or extremity.
Lisa thinks she's hot shit cause she's a sociopath.
I'm legit obsessed with my new iPhone.
Happy birthday to Professor Minerva McGonagall who turned 80 today. Stay Sassy!!
Wanna know the different between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Please disregard posts from @skymitchell25 ...he is in NO way affiliated with our agency and in NO way represents the views of our agency!
this is why victims don't report their assault....
Stop, drop and roll a burrito.
trying to deal with my own crazy
Already acknowledging the amount of coffee I'm going to be drinking tomorrow
Tell more people that you care about them
Gloucester Cathedral, the castle where Harry Potter was filmed
We all know Papa Pope leaked those pictures. #Scandal
HA. "Matilda is the story of Hermione if she'd been raised by the Dursleys."
I can see it.
“Everything’s fine… or so I pretend.”
Why would anyone teach their 5 year old how to play a drinking game?!
"Each time a woman stands up for herself... she stands up for all women." Maya Angelou. twitter.com/Henscher/statu…
Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger. I miss writing you!
Don't we have some old dirt on Sally we can dig up right about now (Ahem, murder) #scandal
Liv did not even get a new cushion for her sofa because she was too busy with her boo and now she has to deal with this... #Scandal #TGIT
I'm telling y'all, Wes is Annalise's son. #HTGAWM
Can't wait for the Greys season premier tonight!!! .
#TGIT #greysanatomy #greys #shondarhimes #shondaland #mcdreamyforever #mcdreamy #merder #merderforever #scandal #howtogetawaywithmurder #thankgoditsthursday #greysabc
Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.
I'm in the yard. I'd like a milkshake. I've done my part.
"Welcome to the International Failure Parade and Fucktard Endurance Contest." -- Uncle Dale, taking me out for ice cream in 1987.
"Remember, life is a swirling galactic black hole which draws in all light and hope, spitting out only gamma-radi-anger." -- My therapist.
The night started exactly as planned. But I take full responsibility for the denim condom. It was a mistake.
You guys.... If all of us write in,"Feeny" on our voting ballots... This could happen... #FEENY2016
An election is coming. Here's your chance to make a change. #Feeny2016
Dream. Try. Do good.
I wear my 9 inch heels when we go to bed.
I paint the color of my lips blood red.
I believe in change. I believe in #FEENY2016
RETWEET IF YOU BELIEVE IN #FEENY2016
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(412): It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
"Sometimes, the right way is the ugly way." #Gotham
Wait.. Bullock is a bartender now?! When did that happen? #Gotham
So, Penguins a big boss now? #Gotham