I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.
A cell phone doesn’t seem that heavy till you drop it on your face while laying down.
The end goal of technology is magic.
If mosquitoes sucked fat, not blood, the world would be perfect.
Every mom has a plastic bag filled with plastic bags in their house.
T̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶. Treat people how they treat you
“I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
People who live in small towns probably know more people than people who live in big cities.
Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them.
People who criticize our generation are also quick to forget that they’re the generation who raised it.
Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.
I wish I could wipe current thoughts from my mind like I can close running apps on my phone.
It’s oddly funny that a woman saying “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” is very much equivalent to a man saying “I’ll be home in 5 minutes.”
Short girl stand in their tip toes to kiss
Tall girls give better hugs
But these medium height girls 😍😍👌 are the best
Girls that are medium height have both tall and short girl qualities. #THEYWINNING
A person who hides their pain behind a smile is called an “eccedentesiast.”
Cute girls ; short and dark skinned , pretty girls short or medium and light skinned , beautiful girls medium hight & CARAMEL BROWN :)
Where the girls that are like medium hight cute good personality and funny at??? Lol
I wish you could call up ppl in heaven like hey miss u
I pray that the last few months of 2016, are filled with nothing but bigger blessings, new doors opening, big opportunities, & better health
யாவர்க்கும் எளியன் நீ,
யாவர்க்கும் வலியன் நீ,
யாவர்க்கும் அரியன் நீ,
யாவர்க்கும் ஆனோய் நீ...!
All you need to know about flying with a #baby
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There's a scientific theory that there are infinite universes with infinite possibilities, meaning somewhere you are President!