Dear Rahul Gandhi n Narendra Modi ; If u hav d intention 2 know d problems of a common man , den d first thing u should do is Get Married
A very special thanks to Shahrukh Khan on this Diwali for not releasing any movie and overloading us with its senseless publicity!
I liked many but loved very few
Yet no one as sweet as you
I'd wait in the longest queue
Just to spend a few moments with you
Talk about others, you get followers. Talk about yourself and people unfollow you.
A man who treats his woman as a PRINCESS is a proof that he has been born and raised in the arm of a "QUEEN"..!
Is Kdar Hum Yaar Ko Mnane Nkle
Uski Chahat Ke Hum Deewne Nkle
Jab Bhi Use Dil Ka Haal Btana Chaha
To Uske Hothn Se Wqt Na Hone Ke Bhane Nkle
Baba Ramdv Khte hai
Achhi Shet ke lye Saas par cntrol kre...Ab Baba ko kon smjaye ke Logo se Biwi cntrol nhi hoti Saas par kaise
"Sorry. The person you are trying to please is already busy pleasing somebody else to give you any attention. Your efforts are in vain."
What's the point of you giving me your BBM pin when you are not going to recognise me or talk to me in real life?
Mujh ko dhund leta hai har roz naye bahane se,
Dard ho gaya hai wakif mere har thikane se
The day you stop chasing what your mind wants will be the day you'll get what your soul needs.
#Inspirational #Spiritual #Quote
Naav Me Baith Kar Dhoye The Usne Haath Kabhi.,
Poore Taalaab Me Mehndi Ki Mehak Aaj Bhi Hai. @AruShineWine
If you signed up at BBM.com
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#urgent #platlets #blooddonor
required with O+ve blood grp at Medanta hospital, #Gurgaon
for a critical case. Please contact me or RT. Thks.
Men and women who listen to similar music tend to be better communicators and have longer lasting relationships.
For *express* service on elevators, press the "close door" & your floor # at the same time. You'll skip all floors between.
Need 1 AB+ blood
At malpani hospital VKI Area
gives their heart and they always help who they can. But, they will not let you take advantage of that shit, ever.
may go months without speaking, but can’t go a day without that specific person across our mind.
Tere bina mai ye duniya chord to du.Par uska dil Kaise dukha du jo Roz Darwaje par khadi kehti hai. "Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana" Love u Maa.
"mout Ka tajurba toh ek na ek din hona hi hai, tab tak jeeke dekhlo"
Long distance relationship works best when it's with relatives.
Mineral water ki khali bottle me petrol bhar kar laate ho to #IndianHoTum
Dark Chocolate is proof that the real satisfaction in life lies on the dark side.
Sir utha k jine ki tammna hai... per... Kambakhat whatsapp aur bbm picha Nahi chodta.... :D
Tujhme he jee raha hoon, tujhse fasle bhi banaye baitha hoon, uff #ajeeb
Badi bebaak mili hai zindagi, ab thak sa gaya hoon jaise #ajeeb
"A person who irritates you always is the one who loves you very much but fails to express it"
Jaha bhi jate hai hum dhundte hai zindagi ko, jo chal rahi hai use zindagi nahi kehte!! #Khoob
Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
Pran jae par draft folder na jae
Louis Vuitton burns their unsold merchandise so it won't be sold at a discount
Jo follow back nahi mangte, usse mein follow back nahi karti. Par
Jo follow back mangte hai, usse mein definately follow back nahi karti!
The bigger the car... The dumber the girl driving it...
Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don't have to hear what she's talking about..
Stop balming others for your pain
Apply to the effected area and massage gently.
Delhiete to a Mumbaikar : Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hain ??
Mumbaikar : *Spits a paan & walks away*
Statuary Warning: Flirting is dangerous for heath, can cause a relationship later.
Aap dieting pe ho kya?
Kyuki aapki soch bahut choti hai.
Mujhe pakana nahi ata isliye i am not on Instagram,,,,,Mujhe pakana aata hai isliye i am on Twitter !! #ThokoTali
फ़ोन (संज्ञा): ऐसी वस्तु जिसे जब हम यूज़ करते है तो उसकी बैट्री घटने के साथ हमारे पेरेंट्स का पारा बढ़ता जाता है।
जाओ, कही अच्छी सी ज़मीन देखो, रात को वहाँ किसी भगवान की मूर्ति रख आओ, सुबह से पूजा शुरु, हो गई वो भूमि आपके बाप की। कोई नही हटा सकता। #India
"Tumne kabhi Riverlands ki ladki ke saath masti ki hai?" - Game of Thrones in hindi is hilarious.
People with smartphones use it to check Facebook an average of 14 times everyday.
Good people of Bombay! If u can donate old newspaper for animal shelter IDA, kindly let me know. IDA van can come & collect it from ur area
Happiness is when your date of assignment submission turns into a mass bunk.
FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.
Lady:Sharm nhi aati itne smart,
ho k bheek mangte ho!
faqeer:Acha darling phir 1 pappi hi de do.
Lady 2Dr-Inki Bimari theek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nhi,kal inki biwi mayke se aane wali he