When the DJ drops only USDA certified organic beats 🙏🏻🍂bBpKx
Home-made choker, ladies. One size fits all 😏q
Now that Trump is president, can we change the water gun emoji back to the pistol emoji?
I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money
Awesome couples pumpkin carving ideas 😍😍8n6
Hey atheists! If god doesn't exist, explain this!!
Snapchats to my crush vs. Snapchats to my friends
When you're giving her that Trump Tower and she screams "DEPORT ME, DADDY!"
she calls me daddy in the sheets and dumbass in the streets
Man my phone stays dry, I pay 60$ a month for unlimited talk/text hoping for that 919-222-4250 % chance that someone gonna hit me up
Just hit a personal record for 'most consecutive days lived'
Gonna try to beat the record tomorrow
your price is way to high U NEED TO CUT IT
When your mom gets home from the grocery store and then you realise she bought the off brand snacks
When you hitting it from the back and she ask what a pistachio is
Best forms of birth control
When you hit once and she starts talking about being in a relationship
Send this to your friends and say "wassup 😋"
Screenshot their reaction and tweet meF
Don't sweat it b, she got gums for days, wrinkles on the come up. And his ass finna be bald before he graduate. twitter.com/rickysants12/s…
Bruh... I was cleaning my car and found this💀💀xqy
I'm so in love with my best friend, and it's a bond that will never be broken 💪🏻CCd
How it suppose to be: your integrity and your curve game better be strong💪🏻💪🏻�H5cjrp1v
When you remember you can't cheat on your diet 😂�95
Art is a lie, nothing is real, and the media is enslaved by sex appeal
Real talk: I can't stand petty.. Comes a time when you gotta grow up
40 seconds into Views and I already miss @Drake
Throwback to the last time I slept good