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@EmilyOsment @MalloryJansen daaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn..... O.o!!
I got 15342800 points while escaping from a Giant Demon Monkey. Beat that!…
Terminator: Genisys Official Trailer #2 (2015) - Arnold Schwarzenegger M... via @YouTube Can't wait...Looks Awesome.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2016) - B... via @YouTube
@TheMensHumor haven't you heard anything about adblock .... :-)
@ciarahanna20 ...and the latest video you uploaded was 10 months ago...daaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnn...O_o?...i hope you upload something soon..:)
@ciarahanna20 Hey!..I've just subscribed to your youtube channel...… ..:D
Approximately 10 million trees per year are used to make the world’s supply of toilet paper.
Some people are like a ray of sunshine. smile emoticon Hurting your eyes and giving you cancer. -.-
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
''I feel like they’re regaining their life" Mother of twins from Chad where we’re fighting malnutrition. @UNICEFChad
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Another powerful earthquake struck Nepal, killing dozens and injuring more than 1,000
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The moment when you score 96% marks and expect to get an X-Box but all you get is 'what happened to the remaining 4% marks?'
After my 12 years of #education I still don't know how mortgage or taxes work but hey atleast I know about the cells inside a fucking leaf.
When it comes to symbolizing success, nothing means business more than an Armani suit:
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people who bite ice cream scare the shit outta me
Some girls are like parking spaces. They are either handicapped, taken, or somebody is just pulling out. xD xP
If we date, i won't cheat. i won't have time to. after stalking your facebook/twitter/instagram, i'm already tired. i'm gonna sleep. xD xP
Earthquake in india....daaaaaammmmnnnnnn...O_O!
The "Furious 7" soundtrack finally makes its way to the number 1 spot on the Billboard 200:
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This guy looks so much like @edsheeran that he quit his day job to become an impersonator!
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@people @edsheeran You gotta be kidding me...O_O!
Finally the wait is over but another couple of months before I can take her on her first ride.guess…
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Me: *posts second selfie in a year* *loses 12 followers* cry emoticon People who keep cartoon DPs, now I understand you ;__;
‘how to jump to conclusions and overreact to everything’ a novel by me ;_;
i hate seeing parents who dont enjoy being parents,stop making your kids lives miserable just because youre not happy
Why do guys always have perfect eyelashes like they don't even use them
Well this is what i do when..hehehahahaha..:D
@khloekardashian Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn...O_O!
That awkward moment when there's a hair in your mouth but you can't find it so you're just like grabbing your tongue, in public...;-p
"Just because I don't update it on Facebook, doesn't mean that I don't go to restaurants or watch movies..Damn!.-_-!
@TheTweetOfGod l'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler." B)
What do you call a really fun, good looking girl? Taken.
@Tom_Bergeron @GMA That looks like a *Tube Light*..hehehahahahaaha..:P
Happy 25th birthday, Kristen Stewart! See how she went from tomboy actress to vamped up star
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Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket.You're probably not gonna win but you're sure as hell gonna try.
Casually leveraging yourself off your seat to make sure your fart is silent. xD xD

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