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I Am Shan
Just TWO HOURS until the #WorldCup Closing Ceremony, feat Shak performing La La La (Brazil 2014)! ShakHQ #GER #ARG
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RETWEET Vamos #Shakifans todos apoyando con #ShakiraIsALegend logremos TT mundial @shakira se lo merece !!!!!!
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@pewdiepie #askpewds When a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission is this statement true...
When a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
@PhillyChic5 Then go to "Thar"...huhuhhahaha...:P
How i think i look when i go jogging vs how i really look when i go jogging...:-\
Best way to get a girlfriend..."Gotta Catch 'Em All"....:D
the fault in my life: my fault? my fault. always my fault ;_;"
If someone says you’re a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid!..:-/
I never delete messages, just in case someone decides to start acting different like u weren't saying that March 21, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Son: What does antiquated mean? Dad: Look it up in the dictionary. Son: O_o??? Dad: Google it. Son: Got it! Thanks dad.
Why do these girls at pizza counters ask for my number when they never call?..:-/
@AnnaLuizaBesse Your "Dad"...hehehehehahahah..:P
In 1814 Women had no rights. In 1914 Women fought for some rights. In 2014 Women are always fucking right.
Ensure a stronger road safety law and introduce it in Parliament #roadsafety… via @Change4India
1,40,000 Indians die every yr in road accidents. Let's get 1.4 lakh signs for a new road safety law. Sign RT
If someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock...:-/
@HilaryDuff @lowenban Now this is some "Girl On Girl" Action...hehehehehahahaha....:P
When u turn ur light off and try to find ur bed
@ArianaGrande Now that some "Duck Face"...hehehehaha...:P