If you're not very smart you should stop thinking and just do so you can learn from a lot of mistakes.
Spoke with one of Chipotle's directors. What a great company. Proud to eat their tacos every day except holidays.
Forever 21 is selling my merch if you're interested
was on a spontaneous one way bus ticket to NYC
People used to call me ugly so I put a sticker on my forehead and now they say why is there a sticker on your forehead
i failed computer science in high school so i'd say you're on the right track twitter.com/EricMoranFilms…
If you don't like what is offered to you, create the superior alternative.
Remember to help those in need this holiday season
pc: @Rabrizek ift.tt/2idMrOb
My phone number used to belong to a girl named Gina and she keeps missing her dentist appointment smh
You can either let bad situations define you or motivate you.
A lot of people ask why we don't have Monkey for Android. What's the solution?
Being smart is about how you think, not how much you know.
If you ask for something and they say no, you have two options:
1. Ask for something else.
2. Manipulate them into giving it to you.
You can always tell if a kid had to do their own laundry growing up by looking at the dryer lint trap in their first apartment
Randomly quote tweeting people that talk about monkey is my favorite thing
*girl random goes silent during monkey chat*
"The teacher came in but we're not allowed to have phones in school"
74 seconds: the time it takes for me to find the personal phone number of anyone in the world
Accidentally just sent a notification to tens of thousands of people. Oops
Of the 50 total things I own, my pillow pet definitely gets the most use. SO VERSATILE
my actual response to a business email
Officially over ONE MILLION CALLS on Monkey as of yesterday.
MONKEY IS TRENDING ON THE APP STORE
Money doesn't grow on trees but monkeys do
If you haven't already, download my new app Monkey 🙊🙈 Now on the charts in 31 countries.. ITS GOING VIRAmonkey.cool/get
We just hit 100,000 matches on Monkey! twitter.com/HeyItsMickey14…
I'm just here to live in the world but also to make the world I want to live in
5am: work on monkey
6am: work on monkey
10,000 feet in the air: work on monkey
actual user feedback
"I chose who I wanna meet, guys, and I always meet girls"
Huge thanks to all the people who shared Monkey. Over 6,000 chats in the first day!
THE BEST THING IN LIFE JUST HAPPENED I CANT WAIT UNTIL I CAN TELL PEOPLE IM CRYING
I just said hi to a random girl on the street because I thought she was cute and we talked for like 10 minutes. that was weird but cool
White House clearance
Another great day at the White House. Thanks, Obama! ift.tt/2gPOoAm
In addition to president, add "marketing" to the list of jobs that require no experience in 2016 twitter.com/sprite/status/…
Thankful for the "Turner" in Isaiah Turner :) ift.tt/2gFx3tR
The 0.2 second period before my reflexes kicked in and I screamed like a little girl ift.tt/2ftayn7
An Ergonomic Disastrophy ift.tt/2gi6Z41
Uber Black Business model:
- provide $1 water bottles
- wear suit
- charge 3x as much
Found a pot of gold. If it gets 1,000 retweets I'll give them away. #SnapchatSpectacles
something ironic about a bunch of high school dropouts debating wether it's spelled dropouts or dropout's