When Kim and Beyonce aren't home.
Her attitude vs her heart
Twitter vs real life
I don't listen to mainstream hip hop starter pack
When you're mad at bae...
Any movie, magazine, TV show, or book that romanticizes the 40's, 50's and 60's like it was a happy cotton candy time period is trash.
I can smell the loneliness and hate
I am mine.
before i am anyone else's.
"Hello, who's there?...what do you mean my husband was fatally killed by a hitman? Im so upset! 😢"j
When she says she needs space
When y'all both waiting on the other person to apologize first
Beyoncé fearlessly facing some of the most dangerous animals known to man. Queen
Tyler the creator short af 💀b
White folk be like "you can say black power but if I burn a cross in front of a church and chant 'leave jigaboo' its racist????"
expectations vs reality
So much white people doing a tribute to LIONEL RICHIE in BLACK HISTORY MONTH
Kanye is that friend that wears the latest shit and got the best car but still ask you for a dollar
I only have one dick, so I only need one girl
I know I confuse you guys sometimes but please bare with me.
When they start dry texting you so you decide to leave them on seen 😊
Tf is he talking about?
I AM DECEASED
That's enough twitter for me this evening twitter.com/1942bs/status/…
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"
"dude just tell your mom your old enough to make your own decisions"
"Don't tell me what to do! Now drop me off at Tasha's, I gotta get my hair did and u got me running late"
"WHO TF IS KISHA? And don't play dumb."
When I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes
Grandma fucking 😂😂FWM
I can't wait for Valentines Day to be over just so I can no longer see these corny recycled tweets. twitter.com/chanelpuke/sta…
We not together but u still my man
I like my baby hair with baby hair and Afros
So as mi come back pon twitter fi cuss seh kanye nuh release the album him ah rant. Alright
I like using periods instead of question marks when I ask a question bc that's my tone in real life. like are you serious. what do you want.
When your parents make a joke and you need money
im embarassed for you more than anyone else honestly
job interviewers be like "when can you start" ... my nigga i can clock in right now, wassup?😒
When your period isn't due for another week, but it's trying to act up right now
when you had to change your player ways cause it got way too complicated for you.
Kendrick Lamar | Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe
you probably got bootleg Yeezy’s on right now…
NIGGA I JUST WANT THE ALBUM