we argue so much but, where you going? 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂
me: *stands up*
dog: oh word? where we going?
Refuse to let another man wear my sisters romper
me @ Urban Outfitters asking associates where the rompers at
when you put on your romper & your girl tells you that you not going out the house like that
Me: "Aye green romper! Smile, king! It's too nice out here to be angry."
Y'all living in 2017 meanwhile im in 3017. Catch up.
DONT BE PRESSED TO POST ANYONE WHO DOESNT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR EXISTENCE
"400 bucks for a tattoo? Nah dawg, Ima go to my homies house and get a free tattoo instead"
Several weeks later:
We, the black delegation, forgive Usher for cheating twitter.com/GlobalGrind/st…
"don't tell me to relax"
we in 2017 and he in 2037
On vacation in Hawaii #bowwowchallenge
THE BEACH GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
3 years ago i DMed a girl on here. 3 years later we have each other blocked and this is a random pic i found on google
Chance with no hat is a rare sight
RT FOR 10 YEARS OF GOODLUCK.
This is how an African dad looks at you when you pursue a career that goes against his wish & you turned out to be successful
When you're about to Snapchat something but you remembered you told your girl you're going to bed
My other personalities and I minding our business in our own little world
"The woman you're becoming will cost you people, relationships, spaces and material things. Choose her over everything."
*plays Pharrell "Happy" in the car*
Yachty : I'm just happy to be alive
Joe budden: HAPPINESS AINT REAL HIP HOP
When y'all was arguing earlier and you stumble across some valuable material to argue about later on
Me: "nothing much chilling and you?
Him: "nothing much, bored and horny."
Y'all boyfriend tell y'all to change clothes and cheat on y'all with girls who wear what you wanted to wear?
DEFINITION OF A BIRD.
So why don't we call asses w/ stretch marks "zebra cakes"... y'all missing all these opportunities
Sienna..So basically Sierra..So basically Sierra Mist..So basically Sprite..Future still on her mind. Smh twitter.com/rapup/status/8…
"When am I gonna meet your family ?"
Before you know it you've both solved 4 gov conspiracies, cure to cancer, the secret to grandmas cooking, the meaning of life & black unity🔥twitter.com/305djskinz/sta…
Me if someone photoshop them ugly ass wings on me when I die
RT this and hope a dumb tweet above it
"I, as Beyoncé, will just have vegan icewater. The twins will have fried chicken, catfish nuggets, fries, mac & cheese, red beans & rice."
returning to the comfort of my own space after being around people for too long
When you got boys in your dms but not the one you want
LMAO TOO SOON!!😱😂 Xp
Definitely retweeting not taking the risk RT @RalphieRozay
: RT for good luck. IGNORE for 3yrs of financial ruin
tony to clay: im not following you
when you die and hear somebody mumble "finally, shit"
Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years dlvr.it/Nj82Mj
Hannah sittin at her desk recording those tapes and exposing them kids vine.co/v/OtddUZxgdBn
RT if you're not surprised.
Nobody gas you up like yo mama Facebook friends 😩
You sounding real ungrateful right now... twitter.com/chriscabanatan…
When u find out New York has free college but ur already halfway through ur credits
“So you think you can just skate through life, huh?”