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If Donald Trump wants to be president, he still has to produce a long-form birth certificate proving he's not an orangutan.
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My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the gym, she might finally find the strength to leave me
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When the person you let go is ruining someone else's life instead of yours 😊😊pic.twitter.com/HVebjY0ft8ft8
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Wait, people actually want Donald Trump as president of the United States? What the fuck?! Dumb cunts!
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[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself.
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My Progress of 50 days with hard work and dedication 🙈�pic.twitter.com/XKW1l9EIjWjW
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“what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better
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My grandma keep pissin me off i'ma throw away her teeth
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trying to stay up till 3am isn't even a struggle anymore.
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The girl of your dreams is dreaming bout another nigga
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Dude tried to steal from the wrong store 😂😂pic.twitter.com/7Rk0uqiibvibv
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Where's the chill 😂😂💀, Riley Curry out here snappipic.twitter.com/1obb4UCYJ2YJ2
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i'm happy with the few friends i have
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just think about how many people having sex right now lol
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idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me
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COVER GIRL / PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK / HEAD TO TOE / LET WHO YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK #Hannibal pic.twitter.com/TjPUyk3lrO
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Awwwww the cute lil skinned corpse broken bone stag baby is taking its first steps omg so adorbz. #Hannibal
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If only Casebolt was on the scene, he could Barrell Roll in front of the armored vehicle #DallasPDShooting pic.twitter.com/LRmTpAoLQj
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What has been left in the sink? A) A fork B) Cutlery C) Silverware D) All these damn dishes #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/F1fZmXK37G
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What is this hand used for? A. Directing traffic B. Roasting C. Attempting a firm handshake #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/kzurVKQqIn
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If you're sent by your mother to get one of these what is happening next ? #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/S1GvE2nqPP
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When you touched a hot stove what was your parent's reaction? A or B? #AskRachel pic.twitter.com/uvDDQSECYg
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my ex had a baby but I told her I felt like I was born in the wrong body and I'm not a father just a man. #transparent
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When she says go deeper but you ran out of poems>>>>>>
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I like all my S's with two lines thru them shits.
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Safaree cheated on her... She is under no obligation to stay with him. No matter how long he "stayed down"
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