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Fat women should not roll on the floor laughing, tiles might break.
This sms wants me to register my child for a fancy dress competition. Prizes worth 5k to be won... Ab 5000 rupaye k liye baccha paida karo!
"Aur mehngi kar do cigarettes. Log lung diseases se nahi dar Rahe.. shayad heart attack ke dar se ruk jaayein." - Government.
Problem with Bollywood love songs is once you confess a girl is in your khwaab she MUST also be in your aankh, saans, yaad and baat..
Subah ke 5:30 baje mujhe phone karke sorry bol kar ro rahi thi bechari. Pata nahi kiski girlfriend thi. :/
Salman sworn in as Prem minister.
Main Smriti Irani, shapath leti.. Mihir tum aa gaye. Ram ram jai raja ram. Ram ram jai sita ram.
Only "main... main... main... main..." in the PM oath ceremony... No AAP
India made Nawaz Sharif stand twice on Indian National anthem.. India - 2 - Pakistan - 0
Main Hema Malini...Shapath leti hu ki mere parivaar ko KENT RO kaa hi panni pilaungi. 100% sankalp suraksha.
Koi Rahul ko pop corn do yaar. Bore ho raha hai woh
Nawaz Sharif came to India.. After a long time any Pakistani came to India by flight.. not by boat or via border.
Jaitly & Smriti who lost the election getting main ministry I wish Edu Sys gets inspired frm this and gives admission to some talented ones
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My inner child is like Government bank employee... Never wants to work. Never gives a fuck.
Respect your colleagues.. They tolerate you.
Sophisticated people are such bore..
You know you are forever alone when you come to know that Whatsapp is down from your dad.
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Whatsapp is down... along-with Watson and Faulkner..
Whatever great MSD does in his life and whichever cup he lifts but he will never be able to lift Mrs Ambani
This was the right time for Danny Morrisson to smooch Shibani Dandekar.. He lost the moment.
Two minute silence for Shilpa Shetty and Raj Kundra's bedroom atmosphere tonight.
Some people are always in a hurry.. As if they will ever reach where they really want to be in life.
Almost everything in life gets smooth eventually.. You just need to have the right sandpaper.