If you fall in a love it's no longer safe sex.
Being curvy isn't fat... Its full of men's hopes and dreams.
Maafi maangne waale se zyada maaf karne waala bada hota hai... Aur maaf na karne wala zyada samajhdaar.
चुनाव से पहले शराब बांटने की एक वजह ये है कि जो जनता पांच सालों से सो रही है वो वोट डालने से पहले कहीं होश में न आ जाए।
Karan Jo-har celebrity se ek jaise sawaal puchhta hai.
New day, new tweets, new stats. 9 followers, 6 unfollowers. Via good old justunfollow.com/?r=td
Gareeb kare toh rude.. Ameer kare toh attitude?
One of the major reason for virtual love is Photoshop.
Leaving a thin gap between her lips while talking makes a woman irresistibly sexy.
The problem with trying to fit in a group of people just to look cool is... You will regret it the day you succeed.
WhatsApp has a new upgraded version but still can't change "last seen" to "last chatted with". #iOS7
You want to keep your woman happy ? Give her the three 'Cs'
Credit Cards, Compliments and Cuddles
Salman Khan : ' I'm virgin '
His hands : " Bhai Kam Se Kam Mera To Izzat Rakh Leta"
What did Siddhu paaji say to Salman Khan??? Nahi pata ..???
Life is too short to fix your place or mine .. Just do it whenever you have time.
Sex and politics are lot alike.You don't have to be an expert to enjoy them.
I don't remember what she wore..
But I clearly remember taking it off.
Mah life. Mah rulzz. Mah ki aankh..
Hips don't lie but boobs do.
Crush se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab....
Candy Crush Se Lagta Hai.
Akshata Cosmic Karma Skyways
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - Shaktiman.
Sauda toh hum fakiro se bhi aksar kar lete hai.. Jo ek rupiye me laakh dua deta hai.
Salman Khan is a virgin. And that black buck is still alive.
Real fun would be Salim Khan saying he is still virgin.
She said " I Love you too " and ruined my Life .
Why birds stay in the same place when they can fly off anywhere in the world? Ask yourself the same question.
Kiss a frog. Turn it into a prince. Marry him & make sure he spends the rest of his life thinking 'Is se to mendak ki zindagi hi acchi thi.'
Film Making Tip Of The Day: The production is there to serve the film. The film is not there to serve the... fb.me/14Bbf6uvo
In Gujarat, Sponge Bob is known as ''Dhokla"
Number crunching for the past day - 3 new unfollowers. Stats via justunfollow.com/?r=td
Pigeons used to deliver letters and convey message of love and war, now we have the modern blue bird call twitter for all fuckeries.
Your salary of amount Rs. "Only lasts for 1 week" has been deposited.
There is a BRA in BRAin to Support your useless thoughts.
If you really have to give me an FF, give me a Ferrari FF.
RIP Paul Walker. RIP Fast and Furious Series.
Today is World Aids Day. Waiting to see your HIV report as your DP on FB and Whatsapp. #SpreadAwareness
First half of our life is wasted finding value of X in math equations and second, finding XXX on the internet
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Tarun Tejpal's hairstyle is known as porny-tail.
Tejpal is in deep trouble, he should hire Ram Jethmalani who will somehow prove that Goa doesn't exist.
Keep your friends and enemies close/far/wherever... Just make sure they dont get close to each other.
Lyricists have come a long way from "Suno gaur se duniya waalo, chaahe jitna zor laga lo"..to.. "gaand mei dum... fb.me/2dirgYHRe
If you ever need me, just remember.. I'll always be here... Acting like I don't know you at all.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill.. Hope they remembered to carry the pill.