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Tell me those sweet lies.. Make me feel human once again.
All festivals in India have a common name.. It's called Traffic Jam.
Check out the team has worked really hard these few months! tell us what you think! give us your feedback!
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FINALLY Bookmyshow beta version website launched. REDESIGNED, STREAMLINED, UPDATED.
First Sunny Leone now Mia Khalifa..Bigg Boss is another National School of Drama for Porn stars to become an actress.
Women want men to text first.. But they don't want the man who texts first.
Happy teachers day to all the teachers who taught us the difference between 'may' and 'can' while we were holding our pee.
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Follower -1, Unfollowers - 0. I didn't know I was this awesome. Get your daily stats via
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Move on. You're not a tree.
Those beautiful relationships that come without a name that would taint them.
Only way to forget some people is don't try to forget them, because you can't.
I still love you. I just decided not to remind you anymore.
It takes a real womam to realize one man is enough.
The best gift I ever gave her is I helped her in forgetting me, when she wanted it.
"...and imagine, if loving the wrong person felt sooo right, how brilliant it would be once you fall in love with the right person!"
If their "I love you-s" have a 'but' attached, they don't love you.
Mujhse behtar koi khilona hai toh de do khuda ko, Main toot gaya hoon phir bhi uska mann nahi bharta...
One's not half of two, two are halves of one.
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There are some people, no matter how many times they screw you over you still can't get yourself to hate them.
1 tweep followed (thank you!) and nobody unfollowed me in the past day. Thank you
What is a Female Cockroach called ? A Cuntroach.
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If she forgives you for whoever you are and whatever you did - She is your Mother.
2 new followers in the last day and it is more than just stats, I use it for growing my account! Try it
I hate it when I hate you and you actually hate me back.
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True love breaks hearts. Then cowards go in search of masked love. Safer.
Only when you're not sure of your own love for her will you ask her to prove her love for you
Relationships are like games, where the emotional one loses the game.
Hold on before you say I love you, if it's not your parents, dogs, siblings, or your country.
heart breaks, love doesn't.
In an ideal world, those who love someone are happier than those who are loved.
All Salman fans shud go 2 court n block d road 2 jail by doing Towel Dance "jaye jaye 1 bar jo jaye jawani fir na aaye"instead of tweeting.
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All Salman fans should go for Jail bharo andolan #SalmanVerdict
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Next 5 seasons of Bigg Boss will be hosted from jail #SalmanVerdict #BiggBoss
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Salman khan proved humanity is still alive today , he is going to jail for crime that his driver commited #BeingHuman #SalmanGuilty 😂😂😂😂
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A woman is someone who loves you because of what you are and then hates you because of what you are
I wish, I could date myself!
I love you because all I've learned about you is you can't love anyone not even yourself.
Many women that I know don't love but rather need their men
Relationship status : Pretending that I don't love her.
If you love someone, let yourself know about it.
If you love someone without getting it back.. You will go to heaven because you have already experience the hell.
Loving someone and depending on someone for happiness are two different things

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