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Answer by @TakeThatPunk to What is the scariest story you have ever heard? It's really disturbing. qr.ae/I6dhp
My answer to How much did Albert Einstein sleep? qr.ae/IOouE
Putting your college picture as your dp because apparently your own picture wasn't enough.
You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. "A Game of Phones"
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Sometimes, when I'm in the shower, I'll position my arm just right and pretend my mutant power is trickling water from my finger tips.
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Sunil Gavaskar : My son is an idiot. Amitabh Bacchan : No, mine is. Pranab Mukherjee : No, mine. Sonia Gandhi : Bitches please.
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Teacher :"We know how you performed in this term.Now, i don't want to finger anyone...." #WeirdThingsPeopleSay #TrueStory
I have a date tonight.....with a slice of pizza and cold beer.Yes,it is just as nice as it sounds.
I'm just glad that the government doesn't know about Game Of Thrones.
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I once tried to be socially active. Worst 15 minutes of my life.
Your face has a lovely shade of photoshopped.
You're handsome but not 'Deported-from-Saudi-Arabia-handsome'
Jaime lannister walking around singing 'Hey,soul sister'.
Religion is popular because it makes you feel good about being stupid
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Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
Its okay to be proud of your good English, but don't be proud of being poor at your mother tongue. Only the scum of the Earth do that
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I wish I had the passion of Congress & BJP twitter loyalists to fight all day. By passion, I meant energy. By energy, I meant faltu time.
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It'd be awkward to see men spraying deodorants on their half naked bodies and women swaying their bodies to it's fragrance in public places!
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In English it's "Grab the Opportunity"..In Hindi it's "Moccachino".
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The problem with guys is they claim to love you even when they don't. The problem with girls is they hide even when they are madly in love.
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If you take the words 'Daaru', 'Gaadi' and 'Kudi' out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is 'oho x10'.
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