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IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
De Joke L
De Joke La
De Joke Lan
De Joke Lang
To the ends of the earth,
me: *fucks up my whole entire life*
me: it's fine
Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.
Unplanned moments are always better than the planned ones.
me: looks at hot guys
me: what the fuck??
me: looks at hot girls
me: what the fuck?????? what the fuck.
me: what the fuck. waht the fuck. wh
Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
You insensitive piece of Twat
I got 99 problems. You're 98 of them.
smiling at that motherfucker who doesn't like you
Why do I always have to text you first?
If you care about me, act like it.
Be yourself because people will judge you anyway.
I think a lot, but I don't say much.
More guys like this please pic.twitter.com/v4qP6Dbdfc
Kayo na pero di mo alam na kayo na 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*pretends not to be painfully obsessed with u*
we need friends that tell us what we need to hear. not what we want to hear. your eyebrows suck. that shirt makes you look wide. dump him
Cops are specifically trained to handcuff dead people.
: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me"
if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole
I think about you a lot more than I probably should.
: I HATE WHEN U INTRODUCE TWO FRIENDS AND THEY BECOME BETTER FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER THAN U"
Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
*checks if acne is still there*
hate when people change the way they act based on who they're around
I miss you, but I know you don't care.
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
I'm that friend who would never steal a dollar from you but if u walk out of the room I'm stealing like four fries
when your favorite show is ending pic.twitter.com/ScJ4azEOoE
it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
Everything reminds me of you.
Kung san ka na nagmumukhang tanga, dun ka pa masaya. How ironic.