lol tom has officially wiped the tesco shelves of champagne he is going to regret this so much in the morning... oh well 🍾
big spender over here cracking out the moet #ballin #tooswag #notapeasant
@ Swansea Bay Campus instagram.com/p/BE636O_KsKk/
"Somebody told me but I'm not allowed to say"
Dont tell me in the first place if you're gna have me sayin "who who" like a fuckin owl bruv
On my way home, had to split two grown men up arguing over an ice cream. Neither deserved ice cream in my opinion.
Regina George saying "sweatpants are all that fits me right now" was a sadder moment than Jack dying in the Titanic.
in hindsight probably shouldn't have eaten half a chocolate fudge cake yesterday...
This is Lizzie
Delighted to support #JuniorDoctors
today. The country is overwhelmingly behind you. #GreenWing #juniorcontract
My dad thought prinks meant 'pizza & drinks' and honestly, i wish he was right
Swear every girl owns a pair of heels that they never actually wear cos they can't walk in them properly 👠
I always change the dates on my papers as if I didn't finish the paper five minutes before walking into class
Found my favourite photo
He thought the beach was pretty, but I thought he was prettier
long live boaty mcboatface! ⛴
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
cause u never did a-levels inni twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
Quality afternoon with the bestie
When cook bought a fucking gateau
I am a 71 year old grandmother who joined Twitter just to be able to tweet #NeverTrump
it's official. I've found hell on earth.
It’s all over now, no more Leo memes. We can all go home now. :( #Oscars
Wish the government would subsidize fruit juice for students 🙌
What the fuck Hannah?!!
When cunts are lit "go hard or go home" an ye hope they take the 2nd option cause ye fuckin hate them
"inspired" milk 💀x
shhh shhh shhh can't you not tho
it is ur duty as a pal to big up ur friends selfies. rt. like. print it out on a3 and carry it round the streets 4 promo. standard procedure
Touch ID is a dangerous thing because at any point no matter how drunk I am, I can access my phone...
h8 wen u sarcastically put "xx" at the end of a text then they reply with "xx" aswell like NO that's not an invite of kisses am bein a BITCH
I hate when people are like "you should be yourself no matter what" bc some people are literally terrible & shouldn't be themselves
Must be approaching that time in my career when I do “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here."
Going back and reading all your dramatic tweets from when you were upset
*At my future wedding*:"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband"
Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
Paris Hilton once hired a Paris Hilton impersonator to go to work for her bc she didn't wanna go and that's the level I want to be on
Lol some guy gave me a duck blanket last night in bambu and I just look so happy and content with life 😂l
I feel like Meghan Trainor makes music for girls who still wear earrings from Claire's and massive bows despite being like 22
The group takedowns on Gossip Girl are better than crime show takedowns
Uni room may not be very big but it's big enough to hula hoop in and that's the most important thing
New Years resolution is definitely to require less plasters...
Arrived back to uni with all my suitcases to find a random girl being sick on my doorstep. Oh Swansea how I've missed you.
When will someone walk into my life who appreciates The Lion King just as much as I do💁🏻
USA Twitter vs UK Twitter😂�l5