Can someone please explain how the hell joe joyce didnt win that fight ?!?
Results mean nothing. I got 2 GCSE's yet have 14k followers and successful heroin addiction. Anything possible. Accomplish dreams.
Do not envy anyone getting results tomorrow last year waiting was the worst
roses are red
bush did 9/11
I'm so uncomfortable I just saw an android snap chat story and I felt like I might as well have been churning butter on the mayflower.
Bae: come over
Me: not now I'm contemplating
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: none of us are
Breakfast biscuits jst got better xxx
"Slough" by David Brent - Official Video. #BrentsBack
*slamming hand on table* SHARKS DONT INFEST WATERS THEY LIVE THERE
me: im not even that drunk yet
Can't believe this is what the kids from Outnumbered look like now
Very sombre mood at the finish of the women's road race after that crash. The result doesn't seem to matter much now.
YALL MY MUM IS LITERALLY CELEBRATING MY CAT'S BIRTHDAY IM CRYING
Brexit part 2: we didn't want to be part of your stupid football tournament anyway
Dont start blaming old people if only 36% of young people voted. You mugged yourselves off.
Surely, like with the Boaty McBoatface poll, someone can step in to invalidate the decision and declare David Attenborough PM
Finally an opinion I want to hear
guys my Nan @BnannyB75
got Twitter to voice her annoyance about young people having to deal with the consequences of her generation bless
Ironic that those who will live longest with brexit were on the whole the ones least in favour of it.
Woman on Radio 4 who voted Leave. "I'm pleased. Don't think it'll effect us cause we're elderly. For the young people I'm not sure."
Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound
driving home through actual waves ⛈
Greg Davies' impression of Chris Eubank is one of the greatest things ever.
I've always heard that Tom Cruise is tirelessly positive and upbeat and I'd love to work with him one day. I think I could break him.
all packed and ready to go, can't believe first year is over already! instagram.com/p/BGuB3EWqsIm/
It's clear to me who was the most photogenic in this picture
cotton eyed joe - rednex
Starting my petition for a gay bachelor. I say it every year. WE DESERVE IT. And all the drama that would ensue with the guys like come on.
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man and he'll probably just send a dick pic or start a war.
so my uni city is trending on Facebook...
rly pisses me off they paired off ryan and kelsey in hsm they were both gay fuck off
I love the Internet!! #Briemund #GameofThrones
get you a man who can do both
We get it, you're vegan.
me on results day
so sad that I had a migraine and had to sleep through most of Eurovision it's literally my peak tweeting time
and the unexpected winners..... Poland!
'Fuck it, I'm stuck in it now'
Never compare your filthy ass to this wonderful pop sensation chip skylark ever again twitter.com/carterreynolds…
did the Swedish commentator just say what I thought she did ?!?
scott is my favorite 😂Z
well tbh at least the union jacks doing well!
lol and I was hoping to go watch Eurovision love next year, turning out to be a bit of an expensive trip...