Starting my petition for a gay bachelor. I say it every year. WE DESERVE IT. And all the drama that would ensue with the guys like come on.
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man and he'll probably just send a dick pic or start a war.
so my uni city is trending on Facebook...
rly pisses me off they paired off ryan and kelsey in hsm they were both gay fuck off
I love the Internet!! #Briemund #GameofThrones
get you a man who can do both
We get it, you're vegan.
me on results day
so sad that I had a migraine and had to sleep through most of Eurovision it's literally my peak tweeting time
and the unexpected winners..... Poland!
'Fuck it, I'm stuck in it now'
Never compare your filthy ass to this wonderful pop sensation chip skylark ever again twitter.com/carterreynolds…
did the Swedish commentator just say what I thought she did ?!?
scott is my favorite 😂Z
well tbh at least the union jacks doing well!
lol and I was hoping to go watch Eurovision love next year, turning out to be a bit of an expensive trip...
lol tom has officially wiped the tesco shelves of champagne he is going to regret this so much in the morning... oh well 🍾
big spender over here cracking out the moet #ballin #tooswag #notapeasant
@ Swansea Bay Campus instagram.com/p/BE636O_KsKk/
"Somebody told me but I'm not allowed to say"
Dont tell me in the first place if you're gna have me sayin "who who" like a fuckin owl bruv
On my way home, had to split two grown men up arguing over an ice cream. Neither deserved ice cream in my opinion.
Regina George saying "sweatpants are all that fits me right now" was a sadder moment than Jack dying in the Titanic.
in hindsight probably shouldn't have eaten half a chocolate fudge cake yesterday...
This is Lizzie
Delighted to support #JuniorDoctors
today. The country is overwhelmingly behind you. #GreenWing #juniorcontract
My dad thought prinks meant 'pizza & drinks' and honestly, i wish he was right
Swear every girl owns a pair of heels that they never actually wear cos they can't walk in them properly 👠
I always change the dates on my papers as if I didn't finish the paper five minutes before walking into class
Found my favourite photo
He thought the beach was pretty, but I thought he was prettier
long live boaty mcboatface! ⛴
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD
cause u never did a-levels inni twitter.com/KylieJenner/st…
Quality afternoon with the bestie
When cook bought a fucking gateau
I am a 71 year old grandmother who joined Twitter just to be able to tweet #NeverTrump
it's official. I've found hell on earth.
It’s all over now, no more Leo memes. We can all go home now. :( #Oscars
Wish the government would subsidize fruit juice for students 🙌
What the fuck Hannah?!!
When cunts are lit "go hard or go home" an ye hope they take the 2nd option cause ye fuckin hate them
"inspired" milk 💀x
shhh shhh shhh can't you not tho
it is ur duty as a pal to big up ur friends selfies. rt. like. print it out on a3 and carry it round the streets 4 promo. standard procedure