Way to tired for this bullshit
No iPhone? Damn... I feel bad for you son, I got 99 emoji's ... and you can't see one 😭😂
When fat chicks die, they become angels with buffalo wings.
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners.
Just collecting the bitches pic.twitter.com/olPQ9FnjJH
Retweet if you want the best Twitter account (this) to follow you 👍
s/o to the Titanic for going down on the first date & swallowing all the sea men lmao jk that was a bad day for buoyancy
Retweet if you like Penny pic.twitter.com/fGV4uZgNjF
Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
I could sit in front of my TV playing Xbox all day and consider it a really progressive day.
Damn she's hot! *pulls out pack of cigarettes* oh never mind now.
Nice Guy: Hey,u look so beautiful today Girl: Fuck off perv. Douchebag:YO BITCH, come over here & suck MA DICK! Girl:Tehehe u are so funny!
“Shh.. Do you hear that?”
“What? I heard nothing.”
“Exactly, it’s the sound of no one giving a fuck.”
Why has NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn`t need cleaning yet.
I just entered the #Meek100k
giveaway from @FaZeMeek
to win some MEEK Apparel! Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=tXvKW5…
quicksand ain't even quick you got like 10 minutes to grab some eagles or something to pull out mayne lol pull out sex
eet an snikers... ur an fagit wen ur hungri
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
Great my computer isn't working
using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
I want money but not a job.
Omggggggggggggggg @Kirk9901 @kirk99_01
just ripped ass and it's soooooo smelly #ew
Lol I've watched 2 movies today for school 😎