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No sorry i only accept apologies in cash
That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you
Haha oops i care about you
Wanna hear a dirty joke? You fell in mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? You took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a nasty joke? Bubbles is a guy
I only use Yahoo Answers for nothing but to laugh at dumb questions
I think the only reason everyone loves Frozen is not because of the songs or the plot, it's because Elsa is hot
Don't get too close it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide
My brain has too many tabs open
All of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”
When you need to cough during an exam but you've already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
Be nice to people because the world isn't and we all need a little help sometimes
Let's be honest, there are some things we'll never be able to get over.
If you ask for nudes and she refuses to and you keep begging, I will shove a brick down your throat. don't be pushy ffs
Don't text me if you're not gonna reply in the first place
If all you talk about is boys, please stay away from me
Earth is full. Go home.
The only reason I enjoy going to bed is so I can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
If I don't respond to your insult it was because what I wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
What if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn't like touches you
"Women shouldn't have leg hair" Haha nice try you're just afraid mine will be longer than yours this is a contest and i'm in it to win it
School isn't about learning anymore, it's about passing
Hate losing people I love
Be strong because things will get better. It may be stormy now, but it never rains forever.
I can count on one hand the people who I could actually trust