Completely disagree with the National Trust. Just because some old judgmental pensioners are anti-lgbtq+ shouldn't mean a change of policy.
everyone: why were you late
me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry
Poppy fields are very symbolic to me.
Maybe I should just not smile, but then people take offence and say I never smile... can we win?
I have an issue with people who don't smile at you when you smile at them.
I'm going away this weekend to a place without internet and Wet Hot American Summer 10 years later is on Netflix. :(
When the kettle boils it's easy to get burnt.
I've come to the conclusion that however much I try to tame my hair it will never behave as it should.
I've watched too many historical dramas and now I think I'm deserving of an estate and have the authority to command a private army.
Ssh the lions are 😴 near a log flume.9
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The way Squidward eats a Krabby patty also really annoys me.
I don't think I've ever come across a person I've liked less than the food critic on Spongebob Squarepants.
Reese's- So good, these are the best. Little peanut butter cups of Utopian delight.
Twizzlers- They taste like nail varnish, nothing like strawberry. Sickly, I can hardly even eat one. :')
Oh, I bought war head sours too. They are like weird little jellies and they make my teeth hurt.
I like to sample American sweets and snacks. Today I bought Twizzlers, Butterfinger bites, Reese's and Pop Tarts Cookie Dough flavour.
Just because I'm looking out of the car window distantly doesn't always mean that I think I'm in a cheesy 90's music video.
Small minds in adult bodies not ready for a sane world.
I live there so what better reason to visit. #YorkshireDay
Historical big budget drama is the greatest.
Time for Game Of Thrones.
Had a very busy day that ended with me buying a tent that inflates.
Can't wait till Halloween
Everybody hide my older sister is stalking my twitter!
Marina and the diamonds, your songs will be considered songs of the greatest one day.
I've got a wet mound of muscle in my mouth and it's stuck... it won't come out and I've tried to pull it out. Call the lifeguard.
I can feel keratin rich material growing out of follicles in my skin. This is a living hell.
my life is a constant cycle of breathing in and out. Please help, what am I? Why does my chest go up and down?
I'm the poster child for being annoyed.
Confusing bamboo filled fields are also a viable location for said short film.
I'm obsessed with poppy fields. I want to walk through a poppy field and make a short film.
My dog just rolled his eyes.
Being a decent human is an art. Not everyone is good at it.
Why am I watching Pippi Longstocking?
'My ability to understand complex jokes is limited only temporarily' Wow that's going straight to my tinder bio.
Well, pizza is coming so I am like 5% complete.
What should I watch on Netflix??
It offends me that people always say my dog is so old he fought in world war 1.
Remember, work hard, be able to buy more dogs.
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Creativity is the source of happiness in our life.
Ok, but on searching for the turtle I need this outfit in an adult size to reflect my inner emotions and disfunctional personality.
Ok, I will stop tweeting about Over the Hedge. :')
The turtle on Over The Hedge is literally me when I'm scared of everything outside my house and make the excuse that I JUST HAVE A FEELING.
I feel like Over The Hedge should be more of a cult film.
The skunk on Over The Hedge is literally me when I'm having a bad hair day and purposefully dress in black so no one pays attention to me.
The possum on Over The Hedge is literally me when I want to disassociate myself from society and responsibilities I don't want to fulfil.
the squirrel on Over The Hedge is literally me when I've had 15 hours sleep, am not depressed that day and had an energy drink.