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∆lex Ryan ☮
All I care about is bitches and meth
Really wanna go skydiving, looks like it would be crazy
The biggest cheat in premier league history is back 😪
Maybe you should go play in traffic
I've missed Match of The Day so much
Having your team score a 90th+ minute goal is 100x better than being in love #Fact
Even though Dier's was a good goal, it still just wasn't this. #NotComplainingThough youtu.be/NQXGTMEHtg0
Ouch, what a bad time to concede. This is were the manager really makes him money....
I couldn't think of a better start to they season
I'm so glad the premier league is back #COYS
I bet all those West Ham fans wearing shirts cause they beat us 3 times last season feel like right cunts hahaha
If we were gonna win like that against any club I'm so glad it against West Ham
PUT THAT ON YOUR FUCKING SHIRTS HAHAHAHAHAHANAHA
ERIC FUCKING DIER HAWHHAENDMAMKAKF SKSNF FUCK OFF WEST HAM DAHNWK
Yes red card to west ham 👌 10 v 10
FUCK OFF NAUGHTON WE DONT WANT YOU AT HIS CLUB
David Moyes is probably sitting on a throne he got with all of the money he earned last season just smiling like the joker
Ffs was going to go with Williams as CB as well but went with Caulker instead 😪🔫🔫
I'm still confused to why we got rid off him and not Paulinho, Lennon, Holtby, Townsend etc
I won't try and make a huge effort to fix my sleeping pattern for any reason other than the start of the premier league #Commitment
My season ends for me tomorrow if we lose to West Ham for the 39251th time in a row
I've made some tough decisions in my life, but this might be the hardest. I hope I'm making the right decision here 🙏pic.twitter.com/0MA0coVZ7aa
Fell asleep for about 20 minutes at a family BBQ and when I wake up nobody else is home. Where the fuck have my entire family gone 😱
I always get that one fucking spot that you can probably see on google maps 😡😡
Can't stand people who actually believe they are better than everyone else, even though they never accomplished anything in their life
This is how you remind me of what I really am
Real Madrid's entire squad is unreal
Waking up to KFC is a beautiful sight 😍👌
Had the most amazing day in London. Wish I lived there instead of Crawley 😕
First fight already, didn't take long 😂😂
There's like 2,000 Spurs and Schalke fans waking to White Hart Lane literally blocking off every road in sight 😂
Had a nice, awkward chat with an Arsenal fan on the tube though 😀👌
Saw a black guy chasing another black guy who I assumed had robbed him #HomeSweetHome #LovelyLondon
Back at home aka London today 👌
About 50 hours with no sleep but I doubt i last much longer 😪💤
I could fall out my window and not feel anything wow this is weird
I've legit not slept in like 40 hours and I've never felt worse 👎
So glad to be back in London Saturday 👌
90% of any artist's Vevo channel is filled with fucking begs trying to get views on their channel
If there were a local 24 hour gym I would so go right now, try and beat my 90kg best ya know #BenchLife 💪
I spend an excessive amount of time working on my BPL fantasy team