I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
How a group of Redditors is creating a fake stock market to figure out the value of memes theverge.com/2017/1/10/1422…
I'm really going to miss Alli when he eventually goes to Madrid �#Coys
Poor, always ill and haven't had any energy since November but I couldn't be happier with my life at the moment 😄
Just overheard my younger brother explaining what hooded Kermit is to my sister, never been more proud in my life
Me: Stop saying it's lit.
Me to me: It's lit.
Crazy how much things can change over the course of a few days 😅
I'm a very strong believer that whoever is meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, regardless how far they wander.
Well, that's over. Life goes on I guess..
Me: wow today has been great
Inner me: think yourself into a bad mood.
Can't be dealing with fake people 😂🐍
Fucking hate customers who respond with "I don't know, can you" when you ask if you can help, like I haven't heard that 6720483 times 😪
Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.
Obama: "I used to be presi..."
Officer: "Yeah yeah yeah. Step outta the car Daquan"
Harambe got 11,000 write in votes nationwide.
We're well overdue for another Black Plague tbh
Cba with relationships anymore, they all end the same 😪😔
i wish LOL
Can we play City every week?
Shouldn't be this happy after the few days I've had. At least now I don't feel guilty for what's going to happen 😄
Hilary violated Trump though 😂
How you gonna shout out your website at a live debate for presidency 😂
I'm actually in such a great spot right now just by surrounding myself with amazing people. Haven't been this happy with my life in years 😀😅
Actually always ill on the worst possible days fml, never lucky
Actually don't know how I'm gonna sleep tonight, way too happy 😅😀
Such a peak result man, stayed in as well too watch such a sad performance. Just gotta hope we can bounce back next game #Coys
Wembley looks so live #COYS
I'm 20 in 3 days yet I have the maturity and facial hair of a 10 year old 😪
Back in year 9 when you got the ladies to DM you a number and made a status about them.. 😂😂SdX
I swear old people have upped their game, like recently they've all started smelling really nice as appose to their regular death scent
Realising you can't plug the aux cord into the iPhone 7 😊😐#AppleEvent
And they say romance is dead twitter.com/MetroUK/status…
Pretty glad that I've surrounded myself with some pretty awesome people 😄
Those tears are real 💀�1u
I'm literally a walking accident lmao
When your hairs on point but bae's not even in FeelsBadMan 😪
Wtf we're actually doing stuff on transfer deadline day? Always wondered what that felt like 😀💸
Even though £35 on moisturiser seems like a rip off it actually feels so nice, like my skin is so ridiculously smooth 😱😅
I'm actually way too trusting tbh 😕