can u believe drake and josh invented cracking open a cold one with the boys
Comic con vibes
Actually couldn't be more grateful for having so many amazing friends omg. Legit so fucking lucky ☺️😁
Jeez that goal tho, fair play 😳
i made a playlist for my crush 😩🙈ahg
Never been so exited for Arsenal fan TV 😂
When your parents don't even tell you they're buying another dog, like they have 10 kids why buy so many pets 😂
Just realized how ugly i am HAHAHA sorry
I'm dead 💀�YH
autoglass: autoglass repair
me: autoglass replace
Actually forgot how weird it is not being on any sort of painkillers and actually being able to think straight
Wish I could sleep for 3 months
A Millwall fan managed to handcuff a Policeman to a gate outside close to White Hart Lane today... 😂l
Basically nonstop listening to Ed Sheeran and Leona Lewis 🎧😄
Probably should've read that more carefully 😂d
Someone do me a favour and hit me with their car so I can get out of work
Literally only listened to Ed Sheeran the last few days 😊🎧
This new whatsapp update is worse than the holocaust 😪
Why am I still alive lmao
These niggas always starting some shit
Actually love everything about London, such an entertaining place
I actually don't do anything at work, I just wonder around and meme. Pretty sure I was hired to make people look better 😅
type "i feel like" and press the middle word until you run out of characters
This school has made an absolute error making an event for their parents evening
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
How a group of Redditors is creating a fake stock market to figure out the value of memes theverge.com/2017/1/10/1422…
I'm really going to miss Alli when he eventually goes to Madrid �#Coys
Poor, always ill and haven't had any energy since November but I couldn't be happier with my life at the moment 😄
Just overheard my younger brother explaining what hooded Kermit is to my sister, never been more proud in my life
Me: Stop saying it's lit.
Me to me: It's lit.
Crazy how much things can change over the course of a few days 😅
I'm a very strong believer that whoever is meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, regardless how far they wander.
Well, that's over. Life goes on I guess..
Me: wow today has been great
Inner me: think yourself into a bad mood.
Can't be dealing with fake people 😂🐍
Fucking hate customers who respond with "I don't know, can you" when you ask if you can help, like I haven't heard that 6720483 times 😪
Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.
Obama: "I used to be presi..."
Officer: "Yeah yeah yeah. Step outta the car Daquan"
Harambe got 11,000 write in votes nationwide.
We're well overdue for another Black Plague tbh
Cba with relationships anymore, they all end the same 😪😔