Well, that's over. Life goes on I guess..
Me: wow today has been great
Inner me: think yourself into a bad mood.
Can't be dealing with fake people 😂🐍
Fucking hate customers who respond with "I don't know, can you" when you ask if you can help, like I haven't heard that 6720483 times 😪
Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.
Obama: "I used to be presi..."
Officer: "Yeah yeah yeah. Step outta the car Daquan"
Harambe got 11,000 write in votes nationwide.
We're well overdue for another Black Plague tbh
Cba with relationships anymore, they all end the same 😪😔
i wish LOL
Can we play City every week?
Shouldn't be this happy after the few days I've had. At least now I don't feel guilty for what's going to happen 😄
Hilary violated Trump though 😂
How you gonna shout out your website at a live debate for presidency 😂
I'm actually in such a great spot right now just by surrounding myself with amazing people. Haven't been this happy with my life in years 😀😅
Actually always ill on the worst possible days fml, never lucky
Actually don't know how I'm gonna sleep tonight, way too happy 😅😀
Such a peak result man, stayed in as well too watch such a sad performance. Just gotta hope we can bounce back next game #Coys
Wembley looks so live #COYS
I'm 20 in 3 days yet I have the maturity and facial hair of a 10 year old 😪
Back in year 9 when you got the ladies to DM you a number and made a status about them.. 😂😂SdX
I swear old people have upped their game, like recently they've all started smelling really nice as appose to their regular death scent
Realising you can't plug the aux cord into the iPhone 7 😊😐#AppleEvent
And they say romance is dead twitter.com/MetroUK/status…
Pretty glad that I've surrounded myself with some pretty awesome people 😄
Those tears are real 💀�1u
I'm literally a walking accident lmao
When your hairs on point but bae's not even in FeelsBadMan 😪
Wtf we're actually doing stuff on transfer deadline day? Always wondered what that felt like 😀💸
Even though £35 on moisturiser seems like a rip off it actually feels so nice, like my skin is so ridiculously smooth 😱😅
I'm actually way too trusting tbh 😕
Looks like we're in group F then 😅
Spent way too much time watching videos about zombie apocalypses
When bae sends cute messages like this 😄😍uf3
Was having the best dream of my life and my little sister wakes me up saaafe
Since I've started working I don't think actually had a productive day off 😪
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