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Alex Ryan
Hey Scotty, Jesus man
I won my bet to stay of Twitter for a week and now I don't have to quit doing heroin πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’‰
After having the worst season I've seen for years we still finish 5th, we were so shit but I guess the others were just somehow even worse πŸ˜‚
What an great way to send of a club legend, I though losing 3-1 to Stoke was embarrassing πŸ˜‚πŸΈβ˜•οΈ
Just baited myself up so hard in front of my whole family πŸ˜ͺπŸ”«
This final piece of coursework is killing me πŸ˜ͺπŸ”«
So this is pretty much where my education ends then, I'm gonna miss the people at Collyers so much more than I missed the people at ICC πŸ˜ͺ
Feels so nice to be reunited with my Mayfair Superkings πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
Too many ugly collyers girls thinking there Kendall Jenner but have a flat ass πŸ˜‚ @......
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My humour is so dark πŸ’€πŸ”«
If it starts hailing down again today I'm gonna be so pissed, especially since my hair looks pretty fucking good today 😎
Cops will just throw u in the backseat like they didn't even hear u call shotgun smh disrespectful niggas
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Fabio Cannavaro provided the most fitting tribute to Steven Gerrard this weekend..
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#CheekyNandos πŸ‘ŒπŸ” 😭😭😭😭 Americans just don't
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Messi is out of this world, idc what anyone thinks, Messi > Ronaldo
So fucking buzzed for my 2 hour mock exam tomorrow in the condition I'm in πŸ˜·πŸ”«
Been stuck in bed all day and yet I still don't have the energy or strength to move, this is the worst I've felt in months πŸ˜•πŸ˜·
Just threw up and I can see little bits of baccy in there 😐😱
In a way I'm glad our cat ran away, she was so fucking annoying and just in the way all the time
We're going to get fucked so hard today, let's get this over with then #COYS
Always been skeptical about getting a tattoo, but I think I found the perfect one for me 😍�
We lost a true BTEC today, such a sad day πŸ˜ͺ οΏ½#GoneButNeverForgottenen
Our defence is literally championship quality, if that
"You dropped your gay card"
Pretty sure I'm always the scapegoat, guess some things never change πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
Pretty sure I'm gonna die going to college today, but if I miss it I'll probably get executed for missing more lessons anyway πŸ˜‚
I'm so chilled now that I'm 90% sure that I've made my final decision about college. Most people probably won't even noticed I've left πŸ˜…πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
A wish I could go an hour without throwing up today 😨
One of the worst days I've had in ages ffs 😞
I got soul, but I'm not a solder I got soul, but I'm not a solder I got soul, but I'm not a solder
Girls are so fucking confusing 😐
As if Tim Sherwood got Villa into a final πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ͺ
I'm actually addicted to love me like you by Ellie Goulding πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
It's such a nice day to just chill out and do some heroin πŸ‘ŒπŸ’‰
I feel like I will actually miss college when I leave, however I won't miss hearing the exact same insult every day πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ
I swear @CherLloyd doesn't get enough credit man, she's unbelievably good looking and pretty underated as a singer. Also a Spurs fan πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜
Everyone has their demons.
Still gutted about Jake and Amir ending, watched that show every week for 5 years and to see it end feels like huge part of me has died 😞
I've been so obsessed with celebrity talk shows recently. Jimmy Kimmel, Conan and Ellen DeGeneres are too much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Damn wish I hadn't woke up so early now, was in the middle of one of the best dreams I've ever had 😞

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