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Reading my texts to Mike last night and I'm never leaving my room again such an embarrassment to myself
Charlie Sheen having HIV is a better punchline than the writers of Two And A Half Men managed in twelve years.
I've listened to nothing but early 80s Angolan hip-hop today. Scenes.
My mate Tarpin Thork just opened a safe pop-up shop selling nothing but fingerless gloves. Lucre.
Mate, I'm all about this new coffee vaporiser. Drinking is for glum pamphlets.
Hacker group Anonymous have declared war on ISIS after the Paris attacks...
This is probably the closest ISIS will ever get to 72 virgins
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Absolutely mollywhopped vine.co/v/iBIZBvU09dT
It took less than a minute before Todd Gurley started full-blown hurdling people.
Oh dear. #CHIvsSTL snpy.tv/1MKPfLl
madonna is a trap queen now
Bieber needs to stop hoying these absolute anthems out because I'm now a fucking belieber
i actually cant stop listening to chvrches atm
.@KimmelDan is throwing gay people off buildings and then stoning their bodies not evil if you think it's best for your community?
i hate how good biebs new album is
why is it usually the people with like 3 teeth and a btec in shampooing always the ones with the worst opinions
How nobody's ever needed Netflix and chill more than ISIS
Why terrorism can fuck off
Why you should just stop killing people you fucking idiots
Black Lives Matter and Mizzou protesters are complaining at losing the media spotlight. Really.
Sky News just cut away from their own invited guest before he had the chance to identify ISIS. "There really only is one..." Cut off.
Uh oh, the UN is mad. Serious business now.
La liberté sera toujours plus forte que la barbarie. Notre meilleure arme, c'est notre unité.
because shooting innocent, unarmed civilians is so fucking noble isnt it you fucking cockwombles
You're not fighting for anything with a gun in your hand against innocent people
boy I wish I was that enlightened
Wake up to a slap in the face with this hands-on alarm clock cnet.co/1HGeu0Q
this whole album is so savage i love it✊💦💦
so much negativity surrounding mad decent boat party, just because someone likes to rave doesnt make their life worthless jesus christ
what a positively godawful morning
the world is spinning like crazy
i think i may still be drunk
My head is fucking pounding
NEW, by me: Shia LaBeouf is livestreaming himself watching his own movies.
YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND
love how he hates me xoxo
cant believe ive ended up in ryans flat for pres, 100% expecting to get knifed before i leave