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looks like im seeing dj snakey then🐍🐍🐍🐍
I'm all about the Iranian electro groove pop this week. It's got me stepping well hard. Respect.
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"I spent 3 years studying for my degree in creative writing. I'm £35K in debt & can't get a job." #EndAusterityNow
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i want an iohawk
What is the Latin for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what is my purpose
what do i do with life now that i dont have to study
also im free motherfuckers bitch ass a levels 🔥🔥�pic.twitter.com/ObcD8yMMATMMAT
i mean eminem, seriously
some girl trying to teach her young brother the words to rap god what has the world come to
not convinced ill get many marks in that exam but it was fun + managed to sneak some @Nero in it too so i dont really care
its ok america, you dont have a gun problem
whoever writes aqa law papers is just sat at home like pic.twitter.com/IolinVJw6S
Apologies are for cowards and liberals. But I repeat myself.
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"your exams are behind you" HA pic.twitter.com/diw7Aitobh
One still has a job as a "diversity coordinator" The other has been fired from curing cancer pic.twitter.com/84JDe58VEs
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"my eyebrows look good today" no they fucking dont you cret they look like wheel arches after a severe crash you compliment fishing prick
oh also who starts an exam with a 9 mark qwc question, i mean it wasnt hard but its the principle of it
didnt think i could hate hazel any more until that exam fucking cret making so much noise in that exam
f215 wasnt a bad paper which means the mark scheme is going to be absolute dicks
praying that ocr at least lube up
.@cher--I don’t wear a “rug”—it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.
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Id join ISIS if my family looked like that tbf pic.twitter.com/Su2NsvIIOn
You can cry and moan but there's not a thing you can do to change my #WrongSkin identity. *sip* MMMmm....Salty. pic.twitter.com/cwHmvplxT7
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seriously though thats fucking retarded
apparently transrace is a legit thing now WHATUP MY NIGGAZ
My safe space is Goldman Sachs.
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at least that paper didnt make me want to huff zyklon b
"Oh is suicide taboo? if I've broken a rule on my first day I will kill myself"
jerry seinfield is a hero #pt
"They just want to use these words. That’s racist. That’s sexist. That’s prejudice. They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about"
to be fair if i was 5 seconds of summers pyro guy id try to set them on fire too
now fucking too annoyed to type properly fuck off
also orange is the new black can fuck off, havent seen anything other than it for a solid day or so mow
this is next level fucking stupidity
"dont post spoilers to oitnb" then tweet a list of fucking spoilers you fucking retard
>watch a programme based around homosexuality >get upset when homosexuality is brought up LOGIC
fucking hell some people




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