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Mike
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Borgore's rapping is fucking abysmal #PleaseUppercutYourself
London Welsh have conceded a combined total of 105 points in their first 2 premiership matches pic.twitter.com/SpA1WZ0zwf
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If you haven't had Ebola yet you're a pussy
We're not aiming for the truck!!!!!
First all the trains are cancelled then the driver doesn't show the fuck up well done SouthernπŸ‘
All the cunting trains are cancelled great
gotta go FAST
I'm definitely going to be no fun in the morning
Someone bring me beer
I'm not so keen on the GlobalGathering group chat anymoreπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mike took 798 selfies on my phone, fab
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The Apple Watch looks shit, where's the tourbillion?
"@foofighters: Brighton, see you guys tomorrow...2 more to come, UK...keep your eyes & ears open..." I'm sorry what
Hey mate nice cow do you want some ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weed
Lastly I SCORED PAST MANUEL NEUER 😱!!!! WOWWWW I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT ON FIFA πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ™Œ#Godisgreatgreat
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Disappointed a new royal baby would move Harry down to 5th in line to the throne. If ever there was a man fit to be king, it's him. #lad
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Geography can be tough. Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & β€˜accidentally’ entering #Ukraine pic.twitter.com/RF3H4IXGSp
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Well it looks like London Welsh got absolutely knobbed, oops
Shout out to the guy in Arnhem wearing a naughty nurse outfit and a fluorescent wig x x
Skankin to abba
Cunts in here can't sing
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
This piano bar is funky
Gdang gdang
Bloopers are slamming some kind of Jump Around/Bob Marley/EDM remix and it's crazy
This barmaid is a solid 10 in Holland so in England she'd be about a 35...
Got absolutely slaughtered by two Dutch guys at table football ffs
I want one of the big houses in Oosterbeek
This band is funky
Can't watch sky sports whilst roaming ffs
Hit marker
How is it 'deliberately inflammatory' to point out someone is a Muslim convert? Grow a pair of balls you soft cunts
"We're not aiming for the truck"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It would appear I've found the only non-bilingual Dutchman at this restaurant
especially a fucking 82 year old what the fuck
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how can another human behead another living human, how does someone's thought process justify doing something so twisted
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Note to cover bands: enter sandman acoustic is the worst shit in the world
This band is murdering enter sandman:((()((
AmsterdamπŸ‘½
I think my face is melting
Fucks sake
I got chilli sauce on my kebab
I made a big mistake