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Gangsta rap made me do it
Should probably do my transition work at some point
Fuckin loads of appreciation for netflix
If the water supply was swapped with a gin supply I could hardly complain
So gutted I'm not at Childish Gambino tonight :(((((
Sat in the A level office waiting whilst James Watters the tutor plays fantasy football
Steezed out
Goon is the worst cunt on the planet
Snoop With Ass and Titties
Finished watching the US office completely... now what do I do with my life
Dont think I can walk without help
Mistakes were made
Can't believe Chloe got three A*s like how the fuck is that humanly possible
If I fail I can always befome a professional mad dog instead of an amateur one, right?
A-level results day. Mr Miliband has failed Politics. Not exactly surprised. #alevelresults
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So it looks like whatever my results are I'm gonna be absolutely hooned by 11
'Yeah that's a great idea if you fancy living life with no legs' - Dwight Schrute
I'm not saying I don't wanna find out my results, but if the world ended right now, I'd be pretty content
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Still can't believe josh shat in a urinal in Burger King
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Some absolutely hilarious stories on the Boardmasters spotted page