Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Want to get more twitter followers? Click here to watch our video.
 
ihatepeoplelool
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
the sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
spoiler alert: no one likes you
can you just like not
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
chicken nuggets are like my family
whenever i paint my fingernails the polish lasts for 4 days but when i paint my toenails it lasts for like 6 years i don't understand
me: *dies* mom: no get up you've still got to go to school
i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
i wish twitter was like survivor and we could vote people off the island
"So what have you done this summer?" pic.twitter.com/uLpDJHSTrk
me on twitter: idc wtf i'll favorite that cuz ur hot idc i'll favorite that cuz i hate u subtweet that was kinda funny shut up idc
physics teacher: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you me: are you sure about that
if you lead me on i will lead you into a burning building
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
me: *walks into school* person: *looks at me* me: they probably think im ugly me: and fat me: and hate me me: everyone probably does
Pretty Little Liars 😍#PLLL
#Glee star Cory Monteith has been found dead in his Vancouver hotel room. eonli.ne/15c8TYp #RIPCoryMonteith
Retweeted by no
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself