I really like Matt Lucas's vines vine.co/v/ibbXPBlQ1MP
Police found him next to this loop, apparently starvation was the cause of death #ChiptuneEverything #BitCr
So I've learnt how to make chip tunes, that's all my free time this year sorted #8bitmusic #Ragtime #Chiptu
ME: Remember when Homer was a stupid yet endearing husband/father and not just a dangerous lunatic?
*crawls back under your bed*
Macabre Mcdonald's dude wants to eat the childrens flesh
I was also going to fix the mirror in my bathroom that hasn't stop screaming for the last six years but let's not get silly.
Realistic goals for 2016:
Avenge sensei's death
Cut myself out of at least one giant sea creature
Do a sit up
This guy must get some shit sex
Eating chicken goujons with leftover hummus for dip, the age of good Christmas feasting has reached its end
stormtroopers are the scariest star wars characters bc what is scarier than being surounded by hordes of useless white guys wearing aviators
Wanna watch a film I can have on while I eat chicken and maybe tweet about it. Any recommendations?
It's finally here! Back to the Future day is here!
*Scrolls through TV channels* Where the fuck are the cartoons!?
The TV of 2016 looks very similar to the TV of 2015
Hey Pixar where's the Toy Storyesque movie for discarded calendars? Happens every year #Tragic #ComingSoon #TomHanks #Recycle #Prince
He's a disgrace..." Daffy Duck spat on the ground, turning away from Tupac Shakur
Well there's always next year, wait that was supposed to be this year FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
got the moves like Jaeger
Who the fuck is R2 Dee Toe? youtu.be/l3lbWba7xjQ?t=…
Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, give it up it's adorable cat time! #?????
Seven has the word 'even' in it. Which is odd.
Lynch and Lucas's Lunch - A screwball psychological drama about two very different directors. youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vC…
Apparently a new hobby of mine is watching old fan prediction/theory videos for films and TV that have since been debunked
Ghost Trick is on iOS! Mouse trap meets R.Chandler. Pay the £7.99 for the whole game, play it now, thank me later.
The brusha brusha beaver from Grease was flogging Ipana toothpaste, here he is in space youtube.com/watch?v=q0po-g… carldenham.podbean.com/e/s2e1-grease-…
Rizzo from Grease is the reason why Rizzo the rat isn't in Muppet films anymore #ThereCanOnlyBeOne #RatInMyKitchen
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This is collectively everyone's least favourite song from Grease right? youtube.com/watch?v=0TOxhz…
I want to run an #EXUVIAE
playtest before NYE in London. Who's free for four hours of horror-noir roleplaying?
We'll, we'll, we'll - if it isn't the man who invented autocorrect.
"Yeah, looks like."
My John Travolta impression is terrible and it's all over this episode stitcher.com/podcast/carl-d…
New series! New episode! I watched Grease with Esther, enjoy my lovelies carldenham.podbean.com/e/s2e1-grease-… #podcast #newepisode
merry christmas I got the literal same shirt I was already wearing
Is this my new favourite gif?
Yes. Yes it is.
Exclusive on-set photo of Short Circuit reboot
Oh god I forgot the Indian guy in this film is played by a white guy #ShortCircuit
Movie pitch idea: Short Circuit vs Predator
These robots look far to flimsy for the military #shortcircuit
Feeling slightly fragile, takeaway ordered but what film to watch?
Oh Short Circuit is on iplayer. That'll do
Nice seeing loads of 'Merry Christmas ya filthy animal' tweets, who knew so many were fans of 1938 crime movie Angels With Dirty Faces?
Merry Christmas you turtle doves! Here's a Christmas special worth watching youtube.com/watch?v=RSqlFj…
If you can, spend some time with your loved ones today; be they friends, family or digital cats
Well I guess the Saga comics I'd ordered won't be arriving today. Thanks Jesus
You can be racist, misogynistic and homophobic but there's some lines you don't cross
Reason I dislike mother's boyfriend 23: Going as himself to a fancy dress party
I really rate Song of the Sea. Looks beautiful and has that old, slightly dangerous fantasy feel
🎶 Have yourselves a Mary Berry Christmas �#GBBO4LYFE
when i want people to feel sorry for me i put on a falconry glove and stand in a park looking towards the empty sky, tears in my eyes.