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Carl Denham
Not really complaining though seeing as I'm skint, need a haircut and I'm always kind of hungry
Colchester feels like an alternative dimension version where every building is now a charity shop, barbers or takeaway.
I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge…
Happy birthday John Hurt! You should all probably watch Hellboy not to celebrate but because it's superb
we as a culture traded video stores in just for THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) to be available on both Amazon Prime and Netflix
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Are they there to catch the tears from the laughter so you don't die from dehydration? Because they're too funny #Moustache
It's even funnier now I know it grows out of someone's face and isn't just a mug design or shit tattoo. #Moustache
Moustaches? Johnny Depp? What else was hilarious 10 years ago? Fuck knows that'll do:
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.
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Liv Tyler's a lot more successful than the previous 53 Tylers.
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Robot? Oh dear I've been calling him Rowbitt this whole time
Whip Round: A mysterious force possesses your weapon, dealing half damage but doubling gil received @SmudgeDredd
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A reminder you can now get this abomination in sticker form… #Pokemon #Pikachu
For some reason that sounded like a bad metaphor for a fight
Going to write those letters today, anyone else fancy one DM us your address
Settei/model sheets of Chihiro Ogino from Spirited Away [千と千尋の神隠し] Studio Ghibli, 2000(?)…
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You missed an episode? Erm...
One ten-minute episode would have aired at a specific time every week for 13 weeks. How anyone used to watch TV like that is beyond me
Colin Towns has outdone himself with that score…
Let's tuck into the 1992 stop motion Truckers then shall we?
Victorian birth control was somewhat hit and miss to be honest...
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My hair is growing in a way that looks like I tried cutting it myself with unsuccessful results
Who woulda thought Kindly Old Gent would become a beloved character while Man With Nice Stride was left in the dust?
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"That's barbaric." Hermione said. "That's Wizard chess." Said Ron like a smug little bastard.
Let Papa John brighten your #BlueMonday. RT and follow for a chance to #WIN a free pizza!
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Pen DEX increase by 25%! PROFESSIONALISM now has +1 on rolls! Film times looses STR by 40% I'VE SEEN THAT now has -2 on rolls
Carl can no longer equip NAMELESS TAG and PROMOTIONAL SHIRT CARL can now equip SHIRT&TIE, SUIT and OXFORDS
Change jobs? Y/N Sure? Y/N Carl is Cinema Assistant Lv20 ... Poof! Carl changed classes? Carl is now an Associate Sales Consultant Lv1!
HP & MP fully restored!
World map obtained! And the first quest is... Drumroll please... The town nearest to me
Finally cleared the first dungeon. I've been stuck slaying Lvl 1 Rats and Goblins. Time to embark on a noble quest!
Hey ladies, you're looking at a guy who pulled three Ugins at a pre-release #playa #MTGFRF
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Want to feel old? These are the guys from that picture every fucker posts whenever there's the slightest gust of wind
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RETWEET NOW this if you think i can JUMP seven lego people with my POKEMON skate board
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5. Shawshank Redemption 4. Casablanca 3. Godfather 2. Citizen Kane 1. The Prefect Man starring Hillary Duff
Managed to convince mother that 'Louis Theroux kicks a fox to death' is a real documentary
What did Beethoven say when he pulled three consecutive rabbits out of a hat? Ta-da da da
"Why does she have a cube in her hat for?" Mother playing Monument Valley
Alright mathematicians; if I have this much blue tack in my hand how many posters did I have up?