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Carl Denham

Free comedy from @DannieGruff and @scotkc this eve @brew_ha. Come there's air-conditioning too. #Comedy #Colchester
Thought about giving @PlayHearthstone a whirl? Use this link… I get some rewards and we can play each other.
#PokemonGO I saw this notice on social media so I thought I'd put my own one up.
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‘Daddy, what was Twitter like?’ ‘It was like this:’
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Just overhead two men talking about how unsafe and dangerous #PokemonGo is... They work for a bank.
Look at this BAMF I found on a bridge #PokemonGO
Men just lie to you. Arnold Schwarzenegger told me he'd be back 25 years ago, and here I am, like a salt wife, still waiting.
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God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.
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WOW! How stunningly beautiful and amazing nature can be! Grains of sand at 250x magnification.
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Pokemon Go players: you have 30 days from signup to opt out of binding arbitration…
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There's also stand-up from @ollywatsonpoet, @tommasters101 and @james_sarek. This is a good evening.
It is an honour to be hosting @usolcomedy's Hyper-Bowl this evening. Come along. #Colchester #Comedy…
One of my favourite ongoing projects you can find online. Go look. Yes with your eyes, smart arse.…
My egg hatches and all I get is this shitty Magikarp, now I know how my parents feel
By recommend I think YouTube means 'rather pour crushed glass into my urethra than watch'
Yesterday I saw a couple playing #PokemonGO on a bridge and the gf was getting her phone charged from the bf's rucksack, it was adorable
Who is using a lure module at this hour? #PokemonGO #WeekendStartsHere
More exciting #PokemonGo gameplay:
I'm going to eat so many frogs tomorrow you'd think I was the star of an exploitation movie created in a world run by flies.
🎶 Goldeen, goldeen, goldeen, goldee-eeen I'm begging of you please don't take my gym 🎶
Pokemon Go regulation is happening before stricter gun control.…
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I've been staring at this Magikarp lost in the void a lot recently #PokemonGo
The greatest trick that the devil played was to pass off the Star Wars theme as the Superman theme and expect nobody to notice.
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ME: I think you're holding me back. GF: This is because of #PokemonGO isn't it? ME: *sobs* I just want to be the very best...
'I caught a Mewtwo but then it crashed' the 'I could have been a contender' of 2016
Carl's 'shall I read this?' test example: Opens up #GameOfThrones review CTRL+F Searches the word 'epic' 12 of 58 Closes tab
Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store
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Furious about the leaked image from the new Ghost Busters
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I'm in a crowded restaurant and i really want to yell "Leonardo DiCaprio is dead" just to see what happens.
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This is the entire music library on my phone @lizmiele #NoRegrets #BadBoy
My superpower seems to be always knowing when it's around 8 o'clock and looking at a clock anyway
Everyone waiting for #PokemonGo should check out #Ingress, it's not clunky and looks really interesting. Plus it's easier to team up
I wondered why Pudsey was advertising McDonalds for a moment.
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Surely in a few months everyone will be maxed out or at such a lower level competing will be so grindy it won't be fun
The streets of #PokemonGO are tough, before I've got a lunch break #TeamValor sweep in.
Disappointed you can't create teams. I would have made CastleCrashers and had gyms at castles.#TeamMystic it is then
There's a fly in this room. Now I know how Jack Elam felt…
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