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Carl Denham
Not really complaining though seeing as I'm skint, need a haircut and I'm always kind of hungry
Colchester feels like an alternative dimension version where every building is now a charity shop, barbers or takeaway.
I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Det…
Happy birthday John Hurt! You should all probably watch Hellboy not to celebrate but because it's superb
we as a culture traded video stores in just for THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) to be available on both Amazon Prime and Netflix
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Are they there to catch the tears from the laughter so you don't die from dehydration? Because they're too funny #Moustache
It's even funnier now I know it grows out of someone's face and isn't just a mug design or shit tattoo. #Moustache
Moustaches? Johnny Depp? What else was hilarious 10 years ago? Fuck knows that'll do: pic.twitter.com/jqt16des1E
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
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Liv Tyler's a lot more successful than the previous 53 Tylers.
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Robot? Oh dear I've been calling him Rowbitt this whole time
Whip Round: A mysterious force possesses your weapon, dealing half damage but doubling gil received @SmudgeDredd
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A reminder you can now get this abomination in sticker form redbubble.com/people/drdenha… #Pokemon #Pikachu
For some reason that sounded like a bad metaphor for a fight
Going to write those letters today, anyone else fancy one DM us your address
Settei/model sheets of Chihiro Ogino from Spirited Away [千と千尋の神隠し] Studio Ghibli, 2000(?) livlily.blogspot.com/2012/04/spirit… pic.twitter.com/H4EIeQz9xL
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You missed an episode? Erm...
One ten-minute episode would have aired at a specific time every week for 13 weeks. How anyone used to watch TV like that is beyond me
Colin Towns has outdone himself with that score youtube.com/watch?v=z2e_SC…
Let's tuck into the 1992 stop motion Truckers then shall we? pic.twitter.com/g4x3o1fDkb
Victorian birth control was somewhat hit and miss to be honest... pic.twitter.com/i5AZzRPQ1A
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My hair is growing in a way that looks like I tried cutting it myself with unsuccessful results pic.twitter.com/lnj2eYQ7Pl
Who woulda thought Kindly Old Gent would become a beloved character while Man With Nice Stride was left in the dust? pic.twitter.com/xMWI3YlTxR
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"That's barbaric." Hermione said. "That's Wizard chess." Said Ron like a smug little bastard.
Let Papa John brighten your #BlueMonday. RT and follow for a chance to #WIN a free pizza! pic.twitter.com/UdtbrXa7xi
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Pen DEX increase by 25%! PROFESSIONALISM now has +1 on rolls! Film times looses STR by 40% I'VE SEEN THAT now has -2 on rolls
Carl can no longer equip NAMELESS TAG and PROMOTIONAL SHIRT CARL can now equip SHIRT&TIE, SUIT and OXFORDS
Carl forgot PROJECTION HAUNT, SORRY ABOUT THE QUEUE, POPCORN UPSELL... Carl learnt PITCH, BUSINESS MEET and NEGOTIATION!
Change jobs? Y/N Sure? Y/N Carl is Cinema Assistant Lv20 ... Poof! Carl changed classes? Carl is now an Associate Sales Consultant Lv1!
HP & MP fully restored!
World map obtained! And the first quest is... Drumroll please... The town nearest to me
Finally cleared the first dungeon. I've been stuck slaying Lvl 1 Rats and Goblins. Time to embark on a noble quest!
Hey ladies, you're looking at a guy who pulled three Ugins at a pre-release #playa #MTGFRF
YOU CAN USUALLY TELL HOW LONG COUPLES HAVE BEEN TOGETHER BY HOW MANY DOUBLE COPIES OF HARRY POTTER BOOKS THEY HAVE.
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Want to feel old? These are the guys from that picture every fucker posts whenever there's the slightest gust of wind pic.twitter.com/EallUnWn35
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RETWEET NOW this if you think i can JUMP seven lego people with my POKEMON skate board pic.twitter.com/R1mYq630K4
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5. Shawshank Redemption 4. Casablanca 3. Godfather 2. Citizen Kane 1. The Prefect Man starring Hillary Duff pic.twitter.com/Ak2DTY4qgX
Managed to convince mother that 'Louis Theroux kicks a fox to death' is a real documentary
What did Beethoven say when he pulled three consecutive rabbits out of a hat? Ta-da da da
"Why does she have a cube in her hat for?" Mother playing Monument Valley
Alright mathematicians; if I have this much blue tack in my hand how many posters did I have up? pic.twitter.com/hEfCwXeR1b