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Carl Denham

Are people still excited about Final Fantasy games because of an older sibling's nostalgia for FF7? Is that how they still get away with it?
Here is a video of the guy from Smashmouth saying "someBODY" 268,435,456 times.
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Hey bread (schk-chck) you're toast
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When people said they wanted their government to listen to them they didn't mean the Snooper's Charter
When you risk everything to get enough trade for a Megahauler then realise it was just a Command Ship @StarRealms
Come to this tonight it's going to be so much fun m.facebook.com/events/1731924… @LLCoolMage and @Kahnjohnson on the bill plus many more
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Today a baby looked at me and vomited.
I'll be your MC and bear for this tonight facebook.com/events/1731924… @scotkc and @Kahnjohnson are on the bill too so you should come.
Don't think the Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs is a fan of Stewart Lee twitter.com/llcoolmage/sta…
Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?
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I resent the fact that my bins go out more than I do.
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It's lucky you can RT your old tweets. This tale of hope, expectations and reality would have been lost forever otherwise
Urgh. It's a rubbish robot butler
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If someone told me Rocky 4 had a robot butler in it I'd have watched it years ago!
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LITTLE SIS: I need to start looking for a part time job. ME: Why? LS: Because there's loads of Steven Universe merchandise I can't afford
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@LLCoolMage But have you never cooked a raw chicken breast from your car heater..it's delish
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At first glance I thought this was a raw chicken breast, after staring at it for 5mins I'm still not sure.
For the next Season of Carl Denham's Morbid Life we're mixing things up by getting him a new job. Any suggestions? I'm job hunting, help
.@paulnuttallukip of everything that ever exists.
.@paulnuttallukip stay in an infinite void of nothing. Instead of somehow coming together and forming the basis...
.@paulnuttallukip and ensure the brightest and best particles of energy that are yet to find a physical form...
.@paulnuttallukip on Earth as we know it. It's too full!
.@paulnuttallukip instead of coming over here onto the land and beginning the process of evolution that would eventually lead to all life
.@paulnuttallukip and ensure the brightest and best fish stay in the sea and concentrate on making it aquatically prosperous.
.@paulnuttallukip instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to make and eat bread.
.@paulnuttallukip and ensuring the brightest and best Neolithic people stay in mediterranean continents.
.@paulnuttallukip instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to drink liquid out of cups.
.@paulnuttallukip and ensure the brightest and best Anglo-Saxons stay in 5th century northern continental Europe.
.@paulnuttallukip instead of coming over here to the UK and teaching us to make hats out of lace.
.@paulnuttallukip they should concentrate on revising their own relationship with the eucharistic tradition.
.@paulnuttallukip glad you're the new UKIPS leader. About time someone ensured the brightest and best Huguenots stay in medieval France.
I pledged allegiance to the flag every morning inside an internment camp. I would never burn one, but I'd die to pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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Bone Machine is a good album
What are skeletons? Nobody knows. What we do know is they burrow into coffins, eat the body inside, and use the now empty coffin as a shell
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ME: One day, son, all this will be yours Son: [slowly backing out of my shed full of prosthetic limbs] No thanks
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Also I thought of a secret FB group to organise stuff but putting a job/notice board from an inn on there to keep things active between runs
Whether I ever read the book is neither here nor there; I needed this title on our shelves.
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.@FrogCroakley I'm going to have to stop before Alex Zane presents a show of the best ones
I would 100% wrap up a box full of turds and hornets as a wedding gift if I knew anyone this self-absorbed
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Miffy’s balloon is off on its own adventure
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I thought playgroups can crossover on occasion no problem then, which has a lot of fun but not sure if it's me being indulgent
Hey Dungeon Masters, I'm going to be running two sessions semi regular, is it wise two set both parties up in the same world?
Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that. Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS A… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
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I've never seen anyone as happy to be at work as the woman in Ipswich wearing a dressing gown driving a rc car on the window of a toy shop.
 
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