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It's time for a road trip to Vegas! Check me out this Friday June 21, at Treasure Island, or as the kids say, TI. Get your tickets now!
I hope you dads had a wonderful Father's Day!
@iamwandasykes Saw Hot Flashes last night. Square Dancing?Karaoke? And you ran everybody's butt off on the basketball court! Go get 'em girl
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Another good time in Chicago! I love this city, and thank y'all for giving me love. #herlarious
@PageHurwitz: It's only been a few hours, but I already miss @AlysonFouse.” Me too!
Thank you @kymwhitley for being the ketchup and killing it on stage. XO #herlarious
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My new favorite comedian is @BrookeShields. You were awesome and very tall. Thank you!!! #herlarious
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.@AlysonFouse Thank you for being so damn talented! I couldn't have pulled it off without you. I have some funny ass friends.
@SheriSalata @iamwandasykes Even though you weren't the ketchup, you are a star! Thank you (as always) for the support. #HERLARIOUS
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Hey, if you're in Chicago, come to the taping of "Herlarious" the stand up show I'm hosting for OWN, here's the link oprah.com/ownshow/plug_f…
Happy Pride Los Angeles! Wish I could be with you celebrating. #WeHo
Bravo! 8th French Open title for Nadal!
I think that jackass with the flare really got Rafa's undies in a bunch. #frenchopen
What the hell? That was one of the worst Pride parades I've ever seen. #frenchopen
Wow! Enjoying the men's championship. Nadal-Ferrer. I'm going for the guy from Spain. #FrenchOpen
Whew! Now I feel much better about getting up at 6am. French Open. #TeamSerena
Get ready to laugh! @iamwandasykes will host 2 all-female summer comedy specials on #Oprah's #OWN. Get the details: yhoo.it/14FJDba
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Yep. It's happening. - Wanda Sykes To Host 2 All-Female Summer Comedy Specials On Oprah Winfrey’s OWN deadline.com/2013/06/wanda-… via @NikkiFinke
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Delta is no joke. Don't be late, they will leave your ass. #earlybirdcatchestheflight
@TennisChannel: Nadal gets the 1st break, goes up 4-3” Just boarded a flight. Wifi! Thanks for the updates.
@pbsgwen: I love @alroker cc: @iamwandasykes #thatisall” If you don't love Al, then there's something wrong with you.
NOLA, lets make this happy hour a happy one for our young girls. On my way to serve up drinks at the Swizzle in the Loews. #GirlsFirstNOLA
@derricksager: @iamwandasykes is tonight's event @CafeAdelaide for girls only?” No, all are welcomed. Bring your credit cards, cash..
Know those air guns they use at arenas 2 shoot t-shirts 2 fans? That's what I would use if I had to play Serena. U gonna respect my serve.
Hey, welcome my good friend and funny man Keith Robinson back to twitter. @1keithrobinson
Bartender @iamwandasykes make it a double.Visit Wanda,the mixologist at 300 Poydras Cafe Adelaide 6pm (Nawlins) raising $$ for Girls First
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3. Climb up and slap the chair umpire. #Handbook
Should be a handbook, "How to Avoid Being Embarrassed When Playing Serena." 1. fake a heart attack 2. Toilet break and never return...
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna let you embarrass me like that, and I'm ranked #5! I would've faked a heart attack in the first set.
My plan was 2 watch @serenawilliams semi-finals match while at the hotel gym, but she's about to finish before I could get dressed. #focused
These 18 LGBT kids and allies are doing some incredible work huff.to/1b8O3uu
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I'm back NOLA! Excited to be behind the bar at the Swizzle this evening 4:30 @CafeAdelaide for @GirlsFirstNOLA. Get tipsy for a good cause.
@iamwandasykes Welcome back to NOLA! Excited 2 c u behind the bar at the Swizzle tomorrow nite @CafeAdelaide 4 @GirlsFirstNOLA
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Ya know, I follow some people on here just to keep an eye on their ass.
There are very few #wines that need to sit in a decanter before you #drink. The act of #decanting is usually enough. #WineWednesday
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@TiaPet: @iamwandasykes And "Les Mis" fan(atics).” Okay, I'll give them a pass.
Lets all agree that, "at the end of the day" is now strictly reserved for reality tv. Thank you.
Still traumatized. This episode was more like, "Game of Throat Slicing."