Please: Do everything you possibly can in one lifetime.
When you realize it's only 6 Feb and you've already gone out of budget 🤕S
wena you getting fucked for a 6pack of hunters gold, girl you aiming too low
Sometimes "your type" is the reason you are single.
Eh ?! RT @CHUBBNORRIS
: So Scrappy went to rehab for weed ? #basechat
MY iPhone 6s GOT STOLEN and THIS GUY IS TAKING SELFIES,UNAWARE THAT ITS LINKED TO MT ICLOUD,PLS RT SO I CAN FIND HIM
What did the international press make of Zidane's first match in charge? 🌍📰bit.ly/1SHi8dZ
Twitter and getting people fired 🔥w
Woah, Twitter got someone killed 😐#WasteHisTime2016
Washa Washa...! RT @bonang_m
: ......wa’ ya saaayyyyyyy?!!!
I got female best friends that I'd never date and people wonder why...cause I know them, they're my best friends
Congratulations to @FCBarcelona
icon Leo Messi: a goal on his 500th appearance for the Blaugrana! Bravo Leo!
That one ex that comes back into your life and fucks everything up 😂😂
You're never too young to start an empire and never too old to chase a new dream.
opens stores in SA : Sandton and Gateway Mall — yomzansi.com/?p=27398
Goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people.
when u relate to something so bad but you can't retweet it because that would make it too obvious
I told you people that this U23 team is a waste of money. We have a better chance at grooming successful Black swimmers than soccer players.
| Leo #Messi
are finalists for the Ballon d'Or. RT to congratulate them!
Man, be reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dreams come true but remember Nightmares are dreams too!
I also don't understand people who enjoy atchaar. That thing is trash..I don't even have it with a kota. 😷
Today's kids will never know fam 💔V
The ice cream you see in ice cream ads is actually mashed potatoes so that they will not melt during production.
: Nigga Don't text or call her the following day so she know it wasn't a relationship but just a sex
One of my dreams for 2016 is #africarising
show at #fnbstadium
....What's ur 2016 dream?
No relationship November is going pretty well
When you put your food in the microwave and it warms your plate instead of your food 😊😊😊😊😊
airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls and
the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches .
Get a Big Mac Meal for R19.95 this Wednesday to celebrate our first store opening on 11 Nov 1995! #McDThrowBack20
: Anyway, drop yalls IG handles:""
"Do you have proof?"
Ha! LMFAO RT @TallSkinnyVinny
: "When are you coming to South Africa?" Stevie Wonder:
"How much do you have?"
Since 2009, Ronaldo has scored against all the teams he has faced except:
In LA you're not sure if people are homeless or preparing for a role.
Suddenly red is my favorite color.
RT if you'll live in a place like this someday!
Tired of being unemployed!
How to stop stressing:
HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!!! THE DOME IS SOLD OUT!!! ✋🏾
Its official!! #FillUpTheDome
is Sold Out! @CassperNyovest
Checklist sent to me by my lecturer 👊
Be safe tomorrow guys!#FeesMustFall