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Samantha Polizzi
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Hi my name is Samantha and I spend 75% of my weekends at the movies with my parents
This year's Christmas card from me to you ๐Ÿ˜˜๏ฟฝ
Do u ever creep really hard on insta and click someone then go to their gf then her bff & her friends sister & ur like 8 people deep bc same
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Still kinda hurts like hell
It's hard to dance with the devil on your back so shake him off
It's always darkest before the dawn
The Direct TV commercials with the lady and the wires freaks me out
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when someone sends you the same snapchat that they put in their story
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Don't hashtag your pics with "selfie Sunday" if you posted a selfie on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday friendly and Saturday too. Hate you
5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper
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