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Samantha Polizzi
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Basically me at school all day: me: i hate all of u me: stop screamin u saw ur friend yesterday me: holy fuck walk faster me: im so hungry
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I can't think of anything more attractive on this planet than boys that love dogs and little kids.
When church is over and you tryna leave but your Mom keeps talking pic.twitter.com/FvJRQIaoqj
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First Allison now Ezra...too many fictional deaths in a week 😱
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I may or may not have spent 15 minutes talking to Siri. #bored #isthatweird
do'nt u jus haete it wen an evil dark lord tries to kil u evry yeer?
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I guess I'm pretty accomplished. I mean, I've won the same number of Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio so
when the teacher thinks ur studying but really you're eating spaghetti pic.twitter.com/tcVvHEtRek
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The only reason I haven't dropped out of school yet is because I've worked too damn hard to get to this point. College where you at?
Let's not with this high school stuff anymore. Let's not.
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways.
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Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.
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*White girl reads horoscope* "You might be sad and you like to do things you like" OmG THIS DESCRIBES ME PERFECTLY!!1!1! *sips Starbucks*
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All you ever did was wreck me
"The only reason my Crocs have holes in them is so my swag can breathe."
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Baseball players were God's gift to women