shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
"I'm a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins."
I'd be a lot more attracted to you if you weren't such an idiot
No! It's not okay to kill off @BrianGriffn
BRING HIM BACK
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
Picking at my split ends is more entertaining than class
my voice is girly when i talk to strangers but when i’m with friends i turn into morgan freeman
rt if ur sweg duznt let u sleep
I really want @TacoBell
right now. I don't know man..
It's rare, but when a guy is cute and has a nice personality there are no words to describe how attractive that is.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Obama has five letters. So does Crocs. Coincidence? I think not.
Things that happened during Obama's presidency:
Justin Bieber's rise to fame.
Way to go, Obama.
"Be a true heart not a follower
We're not done yet"
I told my mom that NHS was having a Sadie Hawkins and now she's peer pressuring me into asking someone. #shemakesmeuncomfortable
me after sending a risky text pic.twitter.com/Lqup9lZthc
No I just wanna hold ya...
I'm literally so embarrassed that I live in the same state as the people who made the Raider Strong music video
I wanna watch AHS so bad but my parents wont leave...
Due to the recent government, over 87% of Americans have taken a puff of marijuana. Of those, over 99% have died.
face down ass up thats the way i like to worship my lord and savior jesus christ
Guns don't kill people. Marijuana kills people.
If you smoke weed I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and dying from overdose ain't one.
First you try marijuana cigarette, then you try a cocaine cigarette and you destroy your life just like that
pronouncing Target "Tar-jay"
Every time that I insist that he'll get better soon, I just get a really sad look and silence.
I do this weird thing where I don't have any real feelings for you but get super pissed off if I see you talking to other girls
You can call me Kanye West, because “I’mma let you finish.”