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Samantha Polizzi
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looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing looking back a month ago: how embarassing looking at myself right now: how embarrassing
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🎶Come back, come back, come back to me Like you would, you would if this was a movie🎶
🎶As my memory rests It never forgets what I lost🎶
"God has blessed the Republicans with many great candidates, the Democrats can't even find one" -Rubio *drops the mic*
*Debate mediator to Trump* "When did you actually become a Republican...?"
Rubio gives me hope
Keep doing you, Rand Paul.
See you in my nightmares, Chris Christie
Trump is kind of an embarrassment
Marco Rubio rn >>>>
Me: I have to watch an alcohol awareness video for Purdue Dad: Good. You should be aware of alcohol or you'll never know where to find it
I thought my floor was sticky but I just had tape on my shoe
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@esquire couldn't be more wrong. I don't think there's anything cool or entertaining about being a dick or an asshole. Very misrepresenting
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All the high schoolers are posting their schedules and I'm just over here like
It upsets me that there's no trampoline park that sells season passes
Forever wishing that a Libertarian candidate could stand a chance
Trump is an embarrassment to the Republican Party. Why does he have so many supporters?
People who pronounce the word 'diamond' like 'di-a-mond' make me cringe
Deep voices>>>>>>>>>
I asked my Dad if he wanted to hang out with me and he said no 😂😂😭😭
when people ask me what I wanna do this weekend
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"The innocent can never last"
"Yeah, you look better with makeup, Sam" -The little girl that I nanny for

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