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Samantha Polizzi
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I hate the thought that you would ever be with anyone else
My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me
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I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A lifetime of extreme poverty.
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Some people want to grow up and be doctors. Some people want to be teachers. All I want is to be a Kardashian.
Life goals: age as well as Jessica Lange has
"Are you sure the teachers aren't just saying tomorrow is a skip day to test you?!" -my mom
Skip day tomorrow! Yass!!!
American Horror Story never dissapoints
Peeing myself with excitement for #AHS
If I stay up until 2 am on a school night just to text you, you're really special
Ugh why do none of my friends watch scary movies? I want someone to see Annabelle with me so bad πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
"Never regret anything because at one time, it was exactly what you wanted"
"Samantha are you getting your college apps done?" "Yeah" "Can I get a yes ma'am?" "Yep" My mom and I have a healthy relationship πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
To all my friends going through a hard time... pic.twitter.com/wrPKMdbM81
For the record, know one gives a shit whether you used a filter or not. #nofilter
Hate realizing how permanent my decisions can be
"You know I'll fight my corner Maybe tonight I'll call ya After my blood is drowning in alcohol"
Relatively bummed right now
It doesn't feel real
I can't hang out with the same person too many times. I only have 9 shirts.
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I've been asleep since 2:30 and it's now 8:00. #whoops
"Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." -Ed Sheeran
You know you're in AP Lit when sleep starts to become a privilege 😩
Just got home for the first time since 8 this morning. Having a car is pretty neat πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸš—
Crazy how people can still be creating drama after everything that's already happened.
Do you ever lay down for a nap and then don't wake up until the next century?
When you really love someone, age, distance, height and weight are just numbers.
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ trying to flirt likepic.twitter.com/lfHvbvsVNKNK
My friends are all so incredibly supportive. Thank you all so much for being here ❀️❀️❀️
I'll go for days and I'll be fine and then suddenly everything just starts to hurt like hell. I miss the way it used to be πŸ’”πŸ’”