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Samantha Polizzi
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A girl was lying about her age and had a bf, so her dad punished her OMFG
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Stop chasing someone who keeps walking away from you, know your worth.
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Btw stop looking at my tweets and get over yourself 😘
The sad thing is this took me two seconds to get over. Whoops
They should make a sitcom about my life because I swear it's the most awkward wreck no one would believe half my stories were true
@IamSam505 tbh, I think I got the gold medal. For arguments sake, you might be a bronze #datruf #everythinggetsbetter
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But nothing's more awkward than explaining to your parents how you got unasked to homecoming 😅
If there was an award for sucking at relationships I'd win the grand prize
Today someone told me I look like Jennifer Lawrence and I almost cried tears of joy
I love AHS but it makes no sense this season 😂😂
I have too much going on in my head all the time.
If you swear at Apples automated customer service, it puts you through to a human.
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How is it physically possible for a human to look this perfect while pregnant?? Just how?!
Question of the day: Who sucks harder? Hooch's junior girls or their football team? #HoochHateWeek
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