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Samantha Polizzi
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Wish I could take the pain away
Ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted? I do.
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Juniors aren't even gonna know what hit them on Friday
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Girl Meets World makes me cry because if you can mess up a Boy Meets World spinoff, there's no hope left for the Disney Channel
People who take forever to snapchat back are the worst
All I want is a baby pet monkey please understand
When iPhone turns "omw" into "On my way!" It's blowin my cool cover not tryna sound like I'm 80.
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My dad pulls out a picture of me from fourth grade and goes "look it's a pic from back when you were still shitting your pants" fml
If you send my sister anything on snapchat, assume she's going to screenshot it
That was a train wreck
Hi my name is Samantha and I spend 75% of my weekends at the movies with my parents
This year's Christmas card from me to you 😘�pic.twitter.com/UfoarOexyMyM
Do u ever creep really hard on insta and click someone then go to their gf then her bff & her friends sister & ur like 8 people deep bc same
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Still kinda hurts like hell
It's hard to dance with the devil on your back so shake him off
It's always darkest before the dawn
The Direct TV commercials with the lady and the wires freaks me out
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when someone sends you the same snapchat that they put in their story pic.twitter.com/IOow3k9sH9
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Don't hashtag your pics with "selfie Sunday" if you posted a selfie on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday friendly and Saturday too. Hate you
5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper
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