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Pleasing girls is not expensive. It only costs $0.00 to not be a fuck boy
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I wumbo You wumbo He, she, we wumbo
Don't make out with someone who has the Ebola virus.
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From bae to "do I know you" real quick
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Sometimes I text random numbers saying I love them. This is a thing I do with my free time
Someone come to McDaniels with me ๐Ÿ‘Œ
I'll spend 15 bucks on fast food without even batting an eye, but God forbid I would ever spend 8 bucks on a shirt
Regrets collect like old friends Here to relive your darkest moments
I just haven't met you yet
Joe Jonas' Instagram is the weirdest place on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Me: grandma come over Grandma: i cant im too old Me: my parents left me alone at the house with no food Grandma:
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If I can't do anything else in life, I'll try to remember that I got 126 on flappy bird once.
You are not an accident. God doesnโ€™t give life to someone without giving them a divine destiny.
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Can girls take two seconds to stop acting like their boyfriends or guys in general owe them something?