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Gulshan singh
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When Archimedes discovered law of floatation he ran shouting Eureka Eureka & when KRK was born, people ran shouting Bhosdika Bhosdika.
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Having a distinct quality is good. Just make sure it's not something like Salman Khan's bracelet or Shobha De's writing style.
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Yesudas, I am not sure whether women should wear jeans or not, but you must wear diapers now. People don't take such shit these days.
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रामाधीर सिंह ने सही कहा था.. जब तक भारत में सिनेमा है लोग चूतिये बन्ते रहेंगे। #BoycottHaider
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भारत ने कोरिया को 1-0 से हराया !!! भारत 12 साल बाद फाइनल में !!! #Hockey #AsianGames2014
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.@mediacrooks I am the guy assaulted by Rajdeep @ MSG. Help me put the truth out there - goo.gl/PSsU3P pic.twitter.com/12JW1JwpUI
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That Family Guy-Simpsons crossover episode is just all kinds of perfect. So so so awesome.
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"Many of life's failures were made by people who didn't realize how close they were to success" - Thomas Edison
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"@technoobrat: When in Haryana, 'time' and 'tame' means the same."
#Mangalyaan को मंगल पर पहुँचने में कई महीने लग गए, अगर ये जिम्मेदारी हरियाणा रोडवेज के ड्राइवर को दी होती तो वो तीन दिन में ही पहुँचा देता।
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Sanjay Jha lutane ke liye itni izzat late kaha se hai? (2 marks)
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Meanwhile india celebrates #Mangalyaan success,another girl attacked with Acid in delhi.Bc phle ghar ki izzat bachao ..jahaz baad mein udana
Rahul gandhi ko bhi usme bhej dete bc #Mangalyaan
Bill Gates met Modi to say thanks to all people who are still using Internet Explorer in Government offices.
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Pakistan is not interested in going to mars. We're a down to earth nation - Omar R. Quraishi #Mangalyaan
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Considering safety, I don't prefer Linux. Because it doesn't even have emergency windows.
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खुशिया ढूंढ़ रही था पता जब हमारे घर का , तब हम लोंडिया की साइकिल की चैन में चढ़ाने में व्यस्त थे 😒 आज वो अपने BF के साथ बुलेट पर जाती है 😟
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वो अपने आपको सच बोलने से किस तरह रोकें वज़ारत को जो अपनी जूतियों की गर्द कहते हैं !!!
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he wasn't born,he was downloaded
You can skydive without a parachute. But only once.
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Will the do called secularists react to the Pak player asking Srilankan player to convert to Islam.@ANI_news pic.twitter.com/oZQtCuxCZM
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This japan visit is just a trailer to what's gonna happen in US. Obama will feel lyk a second citizen in his own country!
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An underwater nuclear test being conducted during Operation Dominic, Pacific Coast off California, 11 May 1962 pic.twitter.com/SRzoYCOpx7
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आसमा पर है उजाला या तीरग़ी है, देखना है दिन कितना बाकी अभी है...
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आजकल जिसको 500 या 1000 नोट दो, ट्यूब लाइट में उठाकार एक आँख बंद करके ऐसे चेक करेगा, चाहे पता महात्मा गांधी की झाट न हो ।
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Ladies please date a man who makes you laugh But not when he opens his pants.
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Now that Pune has restaurants called Oh! Calcutta and Wah! Marathi, next I am expecting someone to open Bhencho! Dilli.
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सबसे ज्यादा उतार-चड़ाव तो उसी लौंडे की ज़िन्दगी में हैं जो लिफ्ट में लोगों के लिए बटन दबाता है ।
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Boys are too caring. In a resto, after some kulfi fell on the girl's dress, her BF jumped & asked "Jaanu tissue dun ya muh se saaf kar dun"
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Raksha Bandhan: Nett collection: 12k approx
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ट्वीट के पीछे छुपी भावनाओं को समझें और आनंद लें, ज़्यादा टेक्निकलिटी में घुसेंगे तो न आपको मज़ा आएगा न हमें.
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हर काम से पहले उसका रिजल्ट सोंच के करोगे तो खाना भी नहीं खा पाओगे !! 😈😂
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Just saw Stuart broad getting hit ! Hope he has not broken his nose
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Rahul Gandhi has confused 'not having anything to say' with 'not being allowed to speak'.
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I like texts with long replies. It makes me feel special, as if they actually want to talk to me.
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Indian comics fans owe a lot to Pran. He was one of those guys who helped comics culture to survive in India. RIP and thanks for all :)
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