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Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.
How much kief, could Chief Keef chief, if Chief Keef could chief kief?
Today is National Smores Day. How appropriate. #Ferguson
Only bad thing about a star is they burn up.
don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.
Dude I miss the dangerous summer.
Is our democracy being destroyed when one family can spend $900 million to buy elections?
Photo: Galaxy Tree. // Carlyle Lake. tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1rDMTcK
It's sick how the media constantly lied about the facts in the Darren Wilson case and now he's guilty in the court of public opinion.
My nephew just lost his first tooth. I hope that teaches him not to interrupt me when I'm speaking.
- Baby, I can't sleep.
- And it was pissing you off that I could?
Nobody is having as bad of a day as the poor bastard who wears a red polo shirt to shop in Target
God ain't even write the bible!
I may not eat meat, but I'll gnaw the hand off the next vegan that tries to take away the cheese platter.
Your lack of risky decisions and doing everything by the book is boring me to death.
Day number 10,159 of not owning a private jet.
Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol.
So..let me get this right....
You can argue with me for 3 hours straight. ..but 2 mins into a bj your jaw gets sore???
COACHELLA 1941 WAS SO HYPE
This is sickening. Obama is on a roll lately. twitter.com/waynedupreesho…
Papz : "North West is the cutest baby I ever saw in my life."
Kanye : "I agree" 😊vine.co/v/eb2WrHnBnOU
To be really honest, I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
MEEK MILL CAREER IS OVER LMFAO
*cracks egg into frying pan*
This is your brain.
*mixes vodka, bacon, chocolate, and hash oil into pan*
This is your brain on twitter.
White girls have sex with one black guy and start tweeting shit like "where my bad bitches at?" Bitch ask where your father is at.
Somebody make a move. Waiting is a mistake.
Photo: I got a new job a couple days ago. Full time photo editor for a successful, local company. I’m... tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1qnuT9-
It's pretty neat to actually be working in my field, editing photos all day and getting paid. #goodvibes
Bout to call ya ass a @Uber
I got somewhere to be.
Put molly all in her coffee.. She ain't even know it..
LOL THIS WINDOW IS SO LIT🔥j
So many talented people in the world around us. Keep up the good vibes.
I'm at Taco Bell in O Fallon, IL swarmapp.com/c/0M4TNdGLD6l
& the Ayatollahs see eye-to-eye. #IranDeal
If by 'social drinker' you mean I like to drink instead of being social, then yes I am a social drinker.
The girls that be tweeting "Niggas ain't shit" rooms be like
Ohio was named when someone was greeting a friend while in the middle of an orgasm.
Don't ever approach me nigga
Me:"If I do a backflip and land on a plane can I hit it from behind?"
Her:"I'll probably say yes."