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djb
Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.
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How much kief, could Chief Keef chief, if Chief Keef could chief kief?
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Today is National Smores Day. How appropriate. #Ferguson
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Only bad thing about a star is they burn up.
I’m weak
don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.
Dude I miss the dangerous summer.
Is our democracy being destroyed when one family can spend $900 million to buy elections?
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Photo: Galaxy Tree. // Carlyle Lake. tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1rDMTcK
It's sick how the media constantly lied about the facts in the Darren Wilson case and now he's guilty in the court of public opinion.
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My nephew just lost his first tooth. I hope that teaches him not to interrupt me when I'm speaking.
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- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?
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Nobody is having as bad of a day as the poor bastard who wears a red polo shirt to shop in Target
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God ain't even write the bible!
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I may not eat meat, but I'll gnaw the hand off the next vegan that tries to take away the cheese platter.
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Your lack of risky decisions and doing everything by the book is boring me to death.
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Day number 10,159 of not owning a private jet.
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Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol.
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So..let me get this right.... You can argue with me for 3 hours straight. ..but 2 mins into a bj your jaw gets sore???
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I'm at Schnucks - @SchnuckMarkets in Belleville, IL swarmapp.com/c/4jMvihQYx88
This is sickening. Obama is on a roll lately. twitter.com/waynedupreesho…
Papz : "North West is the cutest baby I ever saw in my life." Kanye : "I agree" 😊vine.co/v/eb2WrHnBnOUw
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To be really honest, I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
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MEEK MILL CAREER IS OVER LMFAO
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*cracks egg into frying pan* This is your brain. *mixes vodka, bacon, chocolate, and hash oil into pan* This is your brain on twitter.
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White girls have sex with one black guy and start tweeting shit like "where my bad bitches at?" Bitch ask where your father is at.
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Somebody make a move. Waiting is a mistake.
Photo: I got a new job a couple days ago. Full time photo editor for a successful, local company. I’m... tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1qnuT9-
It's pretty neat to actually be working in my field, editing photos all day and getting paid. #goodvibes
Bout to call ya ass a @Uber I got somewhere to be.
Put molly all in her coffee.. She ain't even know it..
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So many talented people in the world around us. Keep up the good vibes.
I'm at Taco Bell in O Fallon, IL swarmapp.com/c/0M4TNdGLD6l
If by 'social drinker' you mean I like to drink instead of being social, then yes I am a social drinker.
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The girls that be tweeting "Niggas ain't shit" rooms be like
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Ohio was named when someone was greeting a friend while in the middle of an orgasm.
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Me:"If I do a backflip and land on a plane can I hit it from behind?" Her:"I'll probably say yes." Me:
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BULLSHIT 😂😭😭😂�z5pNr1gs
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