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WHO LET THIS GIRL IN THE KRABBY PATTY VAULT
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You females are more responsive when niggas disrespect you than when they compliment you.
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SON: can i come upstairs and see my new puppy now? ME: its not really a puppy SON: what ME: (snapping a dog collar onto a racoon) its better
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When you having fun on Twitter and sensitive people start entering ya mentions
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Pill Cosby With The Shot Boy! 😭💀dd
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Why yo teacher look like spongebobs grandma? "@filthyyyyyy: my teacher wants to take a selfie with me 😐�Et"
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when bae asks what i like about her
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There's never disappointment in a sunset
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Just saw someone in a "live fast, die young" t-shirt buying broccoli
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yikes.. accidentally yelled judge judy during sex instead of judge joe brown
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Obama short form: What's the harm if Iran does get an itsy-bitsy nuke?
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[me and cellmate breaking out of prison] prison guard: THAT BETTER NOT BE BREAKING OUT I HEAR IN THERE
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Our free and open Internet has made invaluable contributions to democracy both here in the United States and around the world.
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#potus should stick to scripted speechs
Photo: which way? I am really enjoying trying to master night photography. This particular image will... tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1pdwIJl
[Circumcision documentary] Director: CUT!!
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Just realized I've been holding my breath for fifteen years.
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It is "Functioning Alcoholic" to you, thank you very much.
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White people in movies be having eggs, bacon, and pancakes on the table & they take one sip of coffee & be like "Gotta run hun" NIGGA WHAT?
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RT For Nash Grier FAV For Cabbage Guy
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I once dated a girl who didn't need me to open jars for her. It was pretty convenient but the handjobs were crippling.
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I believe that fake flowers are the root of all evil.
HOW YOU LOOK WHEN SHE SUCKIN YO DICK AND STARTS USING TEETH
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meek mill always looks like he didnt exactly understand what you just said
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We gonna RT Uncle Phil back into life? RT "@OkayAIi: Enough RTs & this will be a reality. #DontStopRTing 🙏�BB
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I'm at Watershed Nature Center in Edwardsville, IL swarmapp.com/c/76nA0SsOpTC
Thank Christ you posted that inspirational tweet. My depression, stress, and anxieties have all vanished.
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WHY SHE LOOK LIKE SHE BOUTTA STEAL CHRISTMAS
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When your rap career down the drain so you take a new job being a conspiracy theorist
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Ferguson..... Obama speaks out. Baltimore...... Obama speaks out. Charleston..... Obama speaks out. San Francisco... Not a word from Obama.
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green crack, purple kush and mellow yellow.
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Photo: before pic of my uncle/aunts lake. They are turning their property into the next best winery in... tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1pOjdo7
Photo: skippin’ rocks tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1pOj2J-
Photo: Anything goes on a friday night. tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1pOi4Au
Photo: - All I wanna do today us wear my favorite shades and get stoned- tmblr.co/Zb0hgx1pObTjn
THIS NIGGA SHOOTING HIM IN FAKE JORDANS 😭😭vnk
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Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All And 15 Minutes Can Save You 15% Or More On Car Insurance
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I'm at my most porno when eating a Mexican corn on the cob bought at 3am from a street vendor.
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Americans deserve affordable access to the Internet, not hidden fees and rising prices.
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[Every restaurant ever] Manager: "Has he got a mouthful of food?" Waiter: "Yes." Manager: "Go and ask him how his meal is."
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My photo's just been accepted by @stockimo & it's now for sale on @alamy #photography #excited




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