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Colin Quinn
Loved @LastShipMusical tonight. Hey, @OfficialSting FYI usually the celebs at show are escorted backstage afterwards. Ask @BryanCranston
@iamcolinquinn Thanks so much for indulging a poor prole today! You're so sweet and handsome! pic.twitter.com/AsqOGaZARp
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Finally someone to blame for the @Phillies finishing in last place! @iamcolinquinn Love ya Colin but fuck!!! pic.twitter.com/9MvNpdbQNm
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@iamcolinquinn oh yeah. The Rolf sketches. Those were... Funny? No something like that. Mildly amusing? Thank you.
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I'm sure my ol pal Sting ( Gordon Sumner) remembers me from SNL and we will probably meet for dinner afterwards. Don't embarrass me, gang.
@iamcolinquinn I just found a message in a bottle, it said "Colin Quinn spilled me during a podcast"
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@iamcolinquinn I hope you find a "Message in Bottle"... Of Sleeping Pills.
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@iamcolinquinn When you know people from Hells Kitchen. You should never pay for a Broadway play.
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Well fans, getting on the old "Iron Elephant" right now. The A or even better the C train. You have a good night now, you hear? Heheheh.
@iamcolinquinn if I was Roxanne, I'd turn on the red light 30 seconds into your crummy act
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I guess it all comes down to a matter of quid pro quo. They scratch my back then when I'm doing something I scratch their back. #rightgang
@iamcolinquinn Shia Labeouf has a better chance of getting Broadway comps then you do at this point.
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@iamcolinquinn If you try to go backstage your going to see The Police.
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Will be at The Last Ship, new Sting play this evening. Expect to be treated like the VIP that I am. And shouldn't have paid for tix!
Laugh at a barn, put an ant farm into a friends car, take a bum for a ride around the city on a hand truck.
@iamcolinquinn A friend of mine took this picture of you performing at a club the other night pic.twitter.com/PLcpVN9tr0
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Trick a cat into a pet store. Go to a tattoo parlor and ask for a male "Tramp Stamp". Flirt with a housepainter.
@iamcolinquinn My fall challenge: to not fall in love w/ your thought provoking, clever, hilarious tweets each and & every day ♥
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@iamcolinquinn You accomplished 2 out of 3 with this tweet
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Start my fall challenge today! Do something smile worthy each day. Untie a dog's leash! Pester a stranger! Startle a small child!
@iamcolinquinn it's cool following @Stromboli83 you get to see how many of his tweets aren't RTed and feel better about your own ratio
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Whatever fans. I'm going out. If you see me don't be shy. Yes, I'll take a pic with you. Yes, I travel without bodyguards..blah..blah..
Fans, if I'm blowing up your feed you should be grateful. You have a connection with a star. Start to enjoy it instead of bellyaching.
@iamcolinquinn Jesus Christ my phone dings and it's just you with your tweets and retweets how fucking annoying
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Dedication of @GeorgeCarlinWay is 10/22 1PM NYC on the corner of W. 121st St./Amsterdam Ave join me @iamcolinquinn @KeithOlbermann!
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@iamcolinquinn Old Roman proverb: Yesterday they were ruffians; today they're comics; tomorrow they'll be keepers of the public lavatories."
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@iamcolinquinn I passed my bar exam today!!! You are SOOOO fucking SUED.
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@iamcolinquinn You remind me of Ghost but alive and haunting us.
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@iamcolinquinn even if you died your twitter would still haunt us
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@iamcolinquinn CQ is Dr. with a dual medicine/history degree and he teaches world history and cures Ebola in a remote West African village.
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@iamcolinquinn My friend Ashley was accepted for a service dog bc of her SMA & needs to raise $9,500. Pls RT? neads.org/get-involved/s…
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Saw Gone Girl this week. It was good, but the ending should've made it like a female version of Ghost where she dies and haunts him.
I see @ridleyscott is doing a tv series about ebola. If you need a "Jason Bourne" type for the lead, please contact Brillstein/Grey. #TIA
@iamcolinquinn Those aren't other members, you kegel-happy nimrod. It's mirrors.
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@iamcolinquinn I once witnessed CQ do 15 pull-ups! No joke he would have keep going too if I didn't make him laugh and almost fall.
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Laugh all you want, the people that go to my gym know what's up.
@iamcolinquinn @YouTube were you googling pics of man boobs and ended up on this?
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