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Colin Quinn
comedian comedy comedy writing 309,458 followers
@iamcolinquinn you don't sound bitter you are jealous much ? Don't be mad because you don't measure up. #whoareyou #colbertnation
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@iamcolinquinn if you had any balls you would have thrown that coffee at him 10 yrs ago. pic.twitter.com/ipBLh8ooRR
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Sorry guys but life's not a bowl of cherries. I'm a good host with great motives and an astute personality! That gig was mine!
I guess sometimes life isn't fair, right gang? I mean, I don't have to tell you. You know better than me, huh team?
Then he gives the big tearful speech after a couple of dreamsicles. "Guys, you are the reason this show is great". #boooo
What do I care about his good fortunes? Let him celebrate with his writers at some dumb party at a boring midtown bar. "Yay, we did it" Ugh.
@iamcolinquinn I don't get it - hoping for failure is a million steps further than not wishing success - what do you have against him?
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@iamcolinquinn you're just mad because everyone else who was on update is doing something successful with their lives #justbeingreal
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@iamcolinquinn LoL are you drunk man? I don't think it's that you sound bitter it's just you sound like a dick. What douche tweets that? Hmm
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All jokes aside, I wish the best for Colbert…but being real, I give it a month. #beingreal
@iamcolinquinn even if he fails, he'll never sink as low as you!
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@iamcolinquinn Your statement is pretty much the definition of bitter.
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@iamcolinquinn And this statement shows you're not bitter? Very chick-like.
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I'm not going to be a Hollywood phony and wish him success. How about this? "No"... I'll go one step further. Hope it fails. #onestepfurther
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to come off bitter or anything…. just, not happy for the guy, that's all I have to say about it. #Colbert
Just heard about the Colbert news. Want to wish him the best but being really honest, I don't. I can't. #justbeingreal
@iamcolinquinn Yeah, sorry Col. You know how things go sometimes with how busy we all are, some other time!
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@iamcolinquinn Hey Col, this is Bobo. I've decided I have to call off the road trip. Sorry for the short notice
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@iamcolinquinn flies so often that he should, statistically, be in a crash soon. #nervousbutexcited
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What a morning! I'm at the airport in Milwaukee getting ready to fly in a plane! To NYC!! #nervousbutexcited
Then I closed with "Ben Franklin lied" and I burned a hundred dollar bill on stage!