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Colin Quinn
comedian comedy comedy writing 331,749 followers
I can't get enough of the photoshops of @iamcolinquinn spilling his soda. These are great pic.twitter.com/9Eg7tmOCgb
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I'm about to get on the train. The A to the F. Sounds dirty! I went there! Haha. All good, gang. Keep fighting the good fight, team!
@iamcolinquinn When you start using "Gang" in conversation can "Brah" be far away?¿? pic.twitter.com/Ftmlu6oe60
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You have to give me credit for one thing, gang. I'm considered very intelligent by some people. Give me that at least.
@iamcolinquinn CQ fan stages: 1.find CQ's trolling amusing 2.begin to jokingly troll back 3.begin to angrily troll back 4.declare caliphate
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Gang today is the official end of the summer. Not Labor Day weekend but I mean as far as the fall vernal equinox begins on August 27th.
@iamcolinquinn I dont watch that shit I watch your shit and the more I watch your shit the more I believe in the big bang theory #nogod
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You people need to wake up and go on kick starter and send me some $$$!
@iamcolinquinn I prefer 2 1/2 men, but thanks for assuming. And making an ass out of u and then me. Jerk.
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@iamcolinquinn Please retweet to help WWE's Kamala publish his book after losing both legs to diabetes. Thanks! kck.st/1mg0oU7
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@capo_of_clifton @iamcolinquinn Yes, I'm a stupid, lowly theoretical nuclear physicist with a PHD from MIT. What Jr. college did you attend?
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@iamcolinquinn dont blame the success of others for your lack of success
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@iamcolinquinn hopefully next year Billy Chrystal does a nice tribute to you
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@iamcolinquinn why watch that when you could watch Women Aren't Funny? wp.me/p4OeB9-qd
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@iamcolinquinn I just wrote Chuck Lorre to see if they could implement a dream sequence where you spill Chai tea on Mayim Bialik
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@iamcolinquinn my mom was watching that garbage last night. I almost offed myself
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I'm not blaming u people in particular but I assume most of u are the same imbeciles that watch Big Bang theory etc. #nooffense
Its weird, fans. For all the hype the Emmys get I go on and kill it nightly and it goes unspoken.