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Colin Quinn
Or "your parents are bustin your onions for staying out late? You need to do some "damage control!!"
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I Stay young by keeping up with the lingo: if i see a group of teens i ask them "whats the sitch?"
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RIP 4 years ago Greg Giraldo. If you want to watch a master of comedy google that name.
Why do I keep thinking about you, gang? pic.twitter.com/qO0JGW1WhC
@iamcolinquinn That looks like where @AnthonyCumia should be living, hadn't he struck gold (and promptly plated a chandelier with it).
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@iamcolinquinn dont kiss ass on @Stromboli83 and feel you have to now include lions because you posted one irish pub photo #nosack
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@iamcolinquinn That's the heroin spot in Sunset Park by the methadone clinic. Where's My money, Bitch.
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@IMNLOVEWAISHA @iamcolinquinn I like the sensitive use of the asterisk there, so as not to offend anyone.
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@iamcolinquinn you're the only man i know of who keeps track of "holidays" like national coffee day you f*ggot
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Remember fans, we need to laugh. Especially these days! With everything that's going on. Now more than ever. You can't make this stuff up.
If you fans see @iamcolinquinn out on the streets on National Coffee Day, be sure to treat him to one: pic.twitter.com/8GPI2JVebu
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@iamcolinquinn coercing someone into a state of semi sexual harassment... got it cq! #socialrapist
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@iamcolinquinn CQ gets us enough caffeine on "National Coffee Day." to keep the shitty tweets coming forever. pic.twitter.com/OEPBZN8KxK
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@iamcolinquinn instead of trying to get a wink and a smile couldn't I just laugh into a hamper as you previously suggested. ..lol lol
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@iamcolinquinn Does closing one eye as I put your head in the crosshairs of a rifle scope and smiling after I've squeezed the trigger count?
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Don't worry gang. You'll have plenty of energy. Today is National Coffee Day! #cantmakethisstuffup
@iamcolinquinn oh great now Quinn is giving us homework. CQ your assignment is to tweet a humorous thought. And go...
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@iamcolinquinn Just picked this up from the Asian bootleg fella that comes to my job. pic.twitter.com/PazrbaUGML
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Good news, gang. I've declared Monday as positivity day. Your assignment for today is to get a stranger to give you a wink and a smile.
@iamcolinquinn This sign is a mile from @McGuiresComedy. I think the gang deserves a pic of you next to it on Weds. pic.twitter.com/8QOQ2g8T8b
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take a guess gangarooni which "A" lister almost ruined the big day for George? @iamcolinquinn pic.twitter.com/O7XR8PXcjt
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@DaveHallgring @iamcolinquinn ummm you're the one searching for neil sedaka images. Who's the loser?
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@iamcolinquinn as soon as that pass was completed i came to check twitter for this exact tweet.
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Pit Tampa bay a snooze. Don't put it on.
I love *it !!! * it meaning laughter
Jets/Lions today is a possible Super Bowl preview for this year, fans. Remember you heard it here first! See ya in Phoenix, gang!
Little nervous about my college picks yesterday. Had TCU but was giving 55. Anybody know how that one turned out?
Best case scenario it leads to a sexual encounter or an opportunity for advancement in your chosen field!
Be bold today, gang! Make eye contacts! You never know where it could go! Worst case scenario it leads to a minor scuffle or "incident".
@iamcolinquinn @JimNorton easy interpretation. idol = soda; demons = @AnthonyCumia's alcoholism.
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@iamcolinquinn @JimNorton Obviously the idol is comedy, the idiots are you and Norton and the demons are the fanily, RG? #dreamtherapisthere
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Thank you Estée and Noam @NYCComedyCellar for giving me a place to practice, learn and record itunes.apple.com/us/album/see-w… #seewhatimsaying
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