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Chris Ramsey
standup comedy 279,656 followers
Somehow, I doubt this is official Harry Potter merchandise... #Wizardy
I reckon playing with a baby chimp would be the best hangover cure ever.
Someone out there has FAR too much time on their hands...
Free bars are baaaaaaaaaaaaad
FYI- I support no one. But it's free drink here today, so...
Well... I'll not be passing this point any time soon then
Great start to the day watching BBC Breakfast when this slip-up happened. Prince William.... ex IRA? Surely Not?!…
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Scariest short film I have ever seen- DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. TONIGHT. You have been warned. Sweet dreams (sorry)
FREE TICKETS!! I'm taking part in a new TV panel show called 'Vidiots'. It's LIVE in London on 24th April Tickets-
What a lush, sunny day in the North East! *closes blinds and turns on PS4*
Was going to go to bed but turned over to Dave and @IAmChrisRamsey is on mock the week so I'll just watch the end of it lol
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Apologies to all the people thinking I was on @CelebJuice tonight My episode is on next week, and it's a good one... Tune in!
All jokes aside. I've never seen kids so buzzing in my life. It's like a toddler rave up in this mofo! #CBeebiesLive
Mister Maker just made what I can only describe as a slap dash, rushed house. Didn't dig any foundations. Shoddy workmanship. Disgraceful.
RastaMouse just took to the stage. I think he's stoned. Very unprofessional.
Got our own private box CBeebies Live... I'm having a brilliant time
Taking me little nephews to the CBeebies show at the arena tonight... They better absolutely fucking love every second of it.
THANK YOU! >> RT “@TwistedScot: @IAmChrisRamsey this made my day and blew my mind.”
@IAmChrisRamsey I assumed him and Robson were gonna sing Unchained Melody at The Red Wedding.
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I've been doing the old 'I know that bloke' for 3 seasons now! I had him pinned as a butcher from Jarrow...