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Chris Ramsey
standup comedy 297,179 followers
Loving how many tweets are coming in from people who enjoyed #VirtuallyFamous Guess what... I'm on the last episode of the series too :)
Amazing day yesterday. Massive congrats to @leegraymusic and his beautiful wife. What an awesome couple.
Ps. When we recorded #VirtuallyFamous I had just returned from my stag do in Portugal #NotASprayTan
Thanks for all the lovely tweets about #VirtuallyFamous. I haven't watched it yet as I'm at a wedding and very drunk. Big love xxx
Don't forget, tonight on E4. Brand new series... #VirtuallyFamous at 10pm. And I'm on the mofo!
@IAmChrisRamsey Is it a game of thrones themed wedding? If so I don't want an invite cheers
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At my mates wedding today. Then, guess what... I get married on Friday! You heard it here first :)
Just heard a line on Jeremy Kyle that beautifully sums up the entire show... "Why did you turn up at the bingo?!" (Shouted, obvs)
Breakfast at this hotel stopped at 9:30am. This hotel should be shut down immediately.
Amazing fun @LarmerTreeFest last night. Brilliant tent with such an awesome crowd! Next festival stops for me: @edfringe and @OfficialRandL
Bristol airport... Plus a Welsh bloke
Off to @LarmerTreeFest tonight. I'm on at midnight... Should have had a massive lie in
You can floss, brush and gargle with mouth wash… but in the morning you smell like you've been gargling dog shit and bin juice.
Tonight's @Jo_Caulfield show is SOLD OUT. Still have tickets left for 26 July @lucybeaumont & @PatrickJMonahan 14 Aug with @IAmChrisRamsey
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Had a party last night. Got sick of answering the door...
The main issue we had problems tackling was the horrendous burns on the top of your head #BBQHat
Had a dream last night that I invented a hat with a BBQ on top if it
My goal in life is to one day have no flagged emails in my inbox #DreamBig
South Shields man protests @duskviva closing by doing this... Happy Friday everyone! (Via @AlexEnlund)
Our @Jo_Caulfield show Sat is SOLD OUT. We still have tickets left for 26 July @lucybeaumont & @PatrickJMonahan 14 Aug with @IAmChrisRamsey
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Anyone know when the new @girltalk album is out?
Final prize night at Harton tonight. At the risk of sounding like a broken record... Phenomenal school! #IAmRussian