This. Makes. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Read. Very. Very. Slowly. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Giving your friend a certain look and they understand what you mean.
That "F*CK YOU" moment when you start the same sentence like 3 times & that one Bitch keeps interrupting you.
I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
*thinks about the future for three seconds* *has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
There's nothing as awesome as d sight of a chic with big breast.....running. Don't let no one tell U different fam
I hope my future wife is not acting like a slut in college right now...
I hate when waiters ask, "Are you done with that?" When the plate is completely clear. Like nah, imma eat the plate too.
i hate when pretty people say they're ugly
girls who talk in a annoying whiny baby voice.... why just why
some people just need to change their status updates to “needs attention”
Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail Collapse
Want to prove to your parents you are mature? Get pregnant and raise a baby!
Here's a little hint, I don't give a shit.
Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
"I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What..?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant hey."
Fear people that Hate Condoms.
Grand Theft Auto V is releasing on September 17th, 2013!
I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or w/e
I always think of what awesome comebacks I could have said during an argument...after it's over.
Do you want to have sex with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b