"K." is the shortest way to spell " Fuck You"
My name is FILTER, My name is FALL, and Together, we are FEE- SQUARE «--- NTA Maiduguri won't kill me ☹
ASUU Strike be like "If you know you're Feeling this strike Spiritually, Lemme hear you say NEXT YEEEAAARRR..
Sex is always better when she says no
listen to druglords.. not your parents
Meth is best utilized when smoked up the ass
I left a blowjob at your house. Can I stop by and get it later?
Don't play with a woman's heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she's got two of those.
If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That bitch has everything in her backpack.
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
*Black couple having sex* Black guy: Who yo daddy? Black girl: I don't know lol Black guy: Same lol
Every girl is wife material. It depends on which particular material u fancy.
Periods = The D's Enemy !!!
teacher: do you understand now? me: yeah, totally teacher: walks away me: the fuck did she just say
I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer dos boobies.
I saw someone tweet "I can't wait until 13/13/13." Let's all take a moment and pray for this idiot.
You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish...
"i need to stop," i whispered as i clicked next episode
Are you serious?" = Are you fucking stupid?
Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower.
I didn't get your text = I saw it and ignored you.
Pussy, the only food you're supposed to play with before eating.
Don't EVER be ashamed of who you are, unless you're a slut, then be ashamed