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"K." is the shortest way to spell " Fuck You"
My name is FILTER, My name is FALL, and Together, we are FEE- SQUARE «--- NTA Maiduguri won't kill me ☹
ASUU Strike be like "If you know you're Feeling this strike Spiritually, Lemme hear you say NEXT YEEEAAARRR..
Meth is best utilized when smoked up the ass
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I left a blowjob at your house. Can I stop by and get it later?
Don't play with a woman's heart, she only has one. Play with her boobs, she's got two of those.
If I was stranded on a desert island & could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That bitch has everything in her backpack.
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
*Black couple having sex* Black guy: Who yo daddy? Black girl: I don't know lol Black guy: Same lol
Every girl is wife material. It depends on which particular material u fancy.
Periods = The D's Enemy !!!
teacher: do you understand now? me: yeah, totally teacher: walks away me: the fuck did she just say
I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer dos boobies.
I saw someone tweet "I can't wait until 13/13/13." Let's all take a moment and pray for this idiot.
You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish...
"i need to stop," i whispered as i clicked next episode
Are you serious?" = Are you fucking stupid?
Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower.
I didn't get your text = I saw it and ignored you.
Pussy, the only food you're supposed to play with before eating.
Don't EVER be ashamed of who you are, unless you're a slut, then be ashamed

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