I will never understand the purpose of sunshades being worn:
1. In the night 😒
2. In a building 😒
3. In the night WHILE in a building 😒😒
I want a miracle job from Chevron....No test/interview
Today marks 36 years in power for Africa's longest-serving leader Eq-Guinea's President Obiang bbc.in/1KMkGCt
Buhari only appoints those from the North. The new NNPC Boss is from the Southern-North or Eastern-North. Innit?
Life Goals: Live Comfortably
Never just have 1 Source of Income 💯
I heard if you say Loic Remy in the mirror three times a linesman appears and flags you offside.
Aaaah! You want to Sample me!
No such thing as too many shoes. You can never have enough
Sometimes it's not people that change, its their priorities.
dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
At 23 years old
JK Rowling was in poverty
Oprah was jobless
Walt Disney declared bankruptcy
Life may be hard, but you can turn it around.
People on cooking shows be like:
*Adds a pinch of salt*
*Taste the food*
"Ohhh..My.. God.... It's bursting with flavor!"
How. Bitch how. 😐
: ......still community shield is not a trophy!"
3 Games, 3 Trophies....Call That CechMate 🎲🎲
Specialist in Failure just won another Trophy #CommunityShield
Rent Boys can now keep Quiet #GoonerFamily
I Succeed or I Learn, but I never Fail.
The world is sad about 'Cecil the lion' being killed
But 'Musa the human' is hungry and dying of poverty nd starvation in the same world
I've never really thought of them as coworkers. More like my friends that I work with. I'm adorable like that.
: Our history should not define our future. #TEEP #AkonLightingAfrica
I wonder if Cech will celebrate if he scores tomorrow
May the basic never be a luxury.
You watching on Tv or you went to the stadium? @ekine4
LIFE ADVISORY: "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, & do something no one else is doing." -Anon
It's better to be Envied than to be Pitied... Keep the hustle goin.. Happy new month y'all...
Morning all - we start the day by wishing a very happy birthday to former @Arsenal
: UNIPORT makes list of top 10 African Universities ift.tt/1IOP8Ox
Samuel Eto'o : If you believe Eden Hazard is a
better player than Ronaldo, you're either a
complete idiot, a Chelsea fan, or both.
Money is not everything in life but make sure you have earned enough before u think of such nonsense
Knowing when to walk away, is wisdom. Being able to, is courage. Walking away with your head held high, is dignity.
LEE KUAN YEW (1924 -2015). One of the greatest I've read about.
And unlimited funds "@Coonleigh
: The whole of Dubai is built on ideas."
Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka once worked as a bouncer at European Nightclubs, and as a bartender at the Douglas Hotel
Blessings | Big Sean ft Drake
We didn't lose against 10 men.
Dude couldn't Tweet about how special Mourinho was last week. Now. You trolling Arsenal.
We can DO this Boys @Arsenal
. Let's Make it happen....
Anyone with 'Business' in their bio should take that shit right over to LinkedIn. They'll love you over there.
"Never mind," are the sweetest words from a coworker.
: "Every night, it's an endless battle between Sleep and The Internet.""
Ooooh, all the sudden you have 70,000 followers but you're only following 1 person. You're a bigshot now, huh? Nicely done!
ManU Fans praying for a Swansea win.
You sing Marvin Gaye in the shower and his whole family send you an invoice
Fortune only favors the Brave.
: NIS Recruitment scandal: One year later, justice is still not served j.mp/1FpDoyh