from founding father to wedding crasher
The next snapchat update should ban all story posts of dogs and babies
WHITE SHORT SHORTS & TAN LEGS 😧😵😮
If you need me, I’ll be right here all weekend.
I tweet this every August 1st but August is easily the worst month of the year.
never ceases to scare me to death when people get heated
It's ok, @MeekMill
. Maybe beef isn't your thing. #ChickenRings @Drake
MY MAiN GOAL iS TO PLAY MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE iN A BiOLiFE MOViE iN THEATERS ABOUT MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
CLUB RED THEATERS
Tickets: JODYHiGHROLLER.COM instagram.com/p/50m1kus1sH/
Never trust a man whose calves are bigger than his thighs.
selling my ponytail $50 obo
if I see dogs, children, babies, or any combination in the little circle next to a snap story then I'm not opening it
Rush just prog rocked nonstop for the better part of three hours
Hangin' out, down the street....
when your car is showing u all the signs
Retweet to piss off an Alabama fan
LOGISTICS DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
Mt. Dew can't melt burrito beans
🌴 SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE GOiNG THRU A TOUGH TiME iN YOUR LiFE EVERYONE SHOULD LOOK iN THE MiRROR AND SMiLE AND BE GLAD iTS THE 2015 SUMMER 🌴
That's the reaction I need twitter.com/rcshumway/stat…
I'll double text, triple text, quadra text, animal style with onions text you, I don't care.
should be trending because my parents are awesome and not strict
I see the single folk flirting with each other using Favorites.
"Lord... I ain't gonna question anything else... but why did you have to make spiders"
RT for Heelys Fav for Crocs
fastest 30 pcs you'll ever lose in your life
RIP Satoru Iwata. A lot of people had a lot of fun and made great memories because of him.
there's no easy way to tell a woman she's wrong
driving to San Diego with Lindsay Honea wbu
when your paycheck is weak #thanksobama