This is explains everything
If you smile back at me you get points. All the points.
All this weather makes me wanna do is sleep and watch Netflix but like who the hell has time for that lmao
Want in on the #StarWarsBattlefront
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Mom: "how is your gpa this semester"
Me: "the good thing is we have our health"
I like to sit down and watch the clouds move.
The lips are for smokin kush not kissin ass
Like, be straight up with someone. It's not that hard
i MUST HAVE HAD SOME PiRATES iN MY FAMiLY TREE HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO BECUZ i LOVE JEWELS
It's a free party im gonna play hella throwback Dubstep and no one can get mad at me
NEW: Hoodie Allen - 'The Moment'
I'm in the mood to call some fans. RT my next tweet then wait for a DM!
Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep?
Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
I love buying games with old saves left on them.
... hbd. This may be our greatest work
All I know is if I'm third in line to the throne, I'm not resigning.
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This week, 20 years ago the earth was introduced to the most extraordinary group of guys it has ever seen. @hwplivnlow @RCshumway @Rams_6
Do you think your "unpopular opinions" are a substitute for being actually interesting? Is contrarianism your only personality trait?
CHRiSTMAS iS ALMOST HERE SO U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
PEOPLE SETTiNG THEiR ALARMS TO GO FiGHT EACH OTHER OVER TiCKLE ME ELMO DOLLS & JENGA
Guys stay off the sidewalk if I'm driving. I will splash you. A lot.
Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles~
NAU's football stadium looking pretty weak in this lighting
This is gonna be a big one today
What a shame the groom's bride is
7 UNCLOTHED BABES SLOWLY DRiNKiNG CODEiNE iNSiDE OF MY STEAM ROOM
i ONLY ASSOCiATE WiTH POLiTE FEMALES WHO DRESS iN DELiGHTFUL FASHiON
What if us guys started commenting each others pictures like girls do
"OMG you're literally perfect can I be you 😍😭😭💕"