TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS
Inadvertently got up and watched back to the future
LET'S GET THE BALL ROLLING twitter.com/MaranaPD/statu…
Asked Google maps if it was ok to drive to work
iF YOU GO OUTSiDE RiGHT NOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY SMELL OCTOBER
People just don't understand😤e
I wanna be your favorite person to chill and talk about deep stuff with.
Retweet if you can't wait
Harrison Ford still killin it at 73
I'll be with you. As will the force
definitely camping out as much as possible for star wars
new star wars trailer on monday night football pretty soon guys
the single life is overrated
but until I find a ride or die woman, I'm just gonna be out here doing my thing
Need to eventually land a job in San Francisco so that no one can have faster internet than me
Someone hangout with me today
Who else is at Pima West and wants to hide w me
Kendrick is lowkey right...
Rt to Help a brotha out 😫🙏HOJ
If you want something done right (in your own mind), do it yourself.
I'll double text, triple text, quadra text, animal style with onions text you, I don't care.
MY MAiN GOAL iS TO PLAY MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE iN A BiOLiFE MOViE iN THEATERS ABOUT MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
This is explains everything
If you smile back at me you get points. All the points.
All this weather makes me wanna do is sleep and watch Netflix but like who the hell has time for that lmao
Want in on the #StarWarsBattlefront
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Mom: "how is your gpa this semester"
Me: "the good thing is we have our health"
I like to sit down and watch the clouds move.
The lips are for smokin kush not kissin ass
Like, be straight up with someone. It's not that hard
i MUST HAVE HAD SOME PiRATES iN MY FAMiLY TREE HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO BECUZ i LOVE JEWELS
It's a free party im gonna play hella throwback Dubstep and no one can get mad at me
NEW: Hoodie Allen - 'The Moment'
I'm in the mood to call some fans. RT my next tweet then wait for a DM!
Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep?
Me: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.