*first baby being born*
"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Price, it's a Mac user"
*jumps out window*
The only advice I ever truly feel safe giving at work is "buy a better laptop."
New Playstation profile picture is going all kinds of in right now pic.twitter.com/ekOlCjttg2
I'm fearful of the next two Saturdays
rt if this turned u on a bit pic.twitter.com/IMIRlkQvlw
I want to stream Fallout 3.
they tried to sharpie over crushed so people wouldn't think it existed pic.twitter.com/mr3nLzamsr
it would be pretty easy to make my family mad
set the fridge to crushed ice instead of cubed and grab a seat
#SUPUTAH So proud of everyone in this pic for having the balls to endure some insanely tough runs. #enoughsaid #ragnarwasatchback
I need plans for 4th of July 😭
"A penchant for poor math jokes is the first sine of madness"
RETWEET iF YOU WANT 3 ViP PASSES FOR VANS WARPED TOUR TODAY iN MESA ARiZONA pic.twitter.com/yN7mStAL9D
I want to break a world record
The father (Gaben)
The son (Todd Howard)
The holy spirit (steam sales)
Won a free haircut at a great clips booth at Ragnar
The amount of babes at Ragnar>>>
would sell my soul for a case of pedialyte right now
Infinite amounts of lols on Ragnar every time
System recovery may prove impossible
I've seen at least two tinder profiles of girls holding multiple freshly caught fish since arriving in Utah
Seriously the strongest wiff of weed I've ever had before and we are in Utah. What the frick.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
in a 15 passenger van headed for northern Utah wbu
Now I won't be able to sleep till I create the most Bau5 running playlist ever seen by man
You know it was a wild party when you wake up with a flash tattoo. pic.twitter.com/n31KEPcMBt
If I can't drink soda with breakfast then what's the point of being an adult?
If I don't get it, it must be art.
switching my major to margaritas & cornhole
need some Baja blast in my life
it's upsetting seeing all these cute girls with boyfriends that have to use a mouse when they're working excel, like girl you can do better
YES BECAUSE I TOO STRUGGLE twitter.com/rcshumway/stat…