Hiiiiiiiiiiii! I have a small droplet of good news, Def Jam has decided to move my single date FORWARD (only a few days but yay) to March 18
your buzz cut reminds me of a children's hair cut...I want to make you a balloon animal.
Who do you think will win the @FoxNews #GOPDebate
Senator Sessions will serve as the
Chairman of my National Security
Advisory Committee. facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…
Rubio puts out ad that my pilot was a drug dealer- not true, not my pilot! Guy owned helicopter company- don't think I ever even used.
Can march 21st get here already. I cant wait for team to come out. ugh. lol.
The studio was pretty fun last night.
Listening to an Asian talk in Asian
Suck on this....
CNN: Trump curently has more delegates than Romney did at this point.
On the bright side... @CourtneyPiatt96
turned me into a camel last night ((moo #camelnoises
The next time my ex comes into a bathroom when I'm in there I'm going to swiftly drop kick that whore in the balls
will be released March 21st! 🙌🏻
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
PASTOR JEFFRESS: Trump sincerely wants to make America great again! thegatewaypundit.com/2016/02/amazin…
CNN: Melania Trump: I don't always agree with Donald, and that's OK ift.tt/1ncNJra
When people say Bernie Sanders' ideas make sense and he'd make a good president...
Imagine a world without eyebrows or light bulbs
Can't wait to see you again. 😍
WATCH: Sen. Jeff Sessions endorses @realDonaldTrump
: "We need to make America great again." snpy.tv/1KVN4WE
trump will win this election.
My parents came and saw me and had lunch today. I had an amazing date with a very handsome someone this evening. :) it's been a nice day 😊🙊🐹
For Cruz and Rubio, March 1st will be SO-LONG TUESDAY...
Told my mom when I live in Chicago that I was gonna start a Porn career 😂😂😂
When people ask me if I'm ticklish
Employer: why do u want to work for us?
When ur high as shit in public and trying to act normal
Some girls need to realize this 😴d
When your teacher changes slides and you're not done copying it down
Thankyou to everyone who came and helped make "TEAM" happen the last two days. You guys were awesome!
You know who has seen trump's taxes?
Please don't send me lame texts. Thank you :)
Fun to watch the Democrats working so hard to win the great State of South Carolina when I just won the Republican version - amazing people!
I can't wait to get my taxes in my bank account because I'm a #BrokeBitch
Tonight was something else that's for fucking sure
Iran has executed every single male in one village independent.co.uk/news/world/mid…
Everyone's got a little Thot in their blood.
Finally Free! See how @MACcosmetics
& I are helping the trans community: bit.ly/MACCJ #MACCaitlynJenner
Parents moving to Chicago in September
Time for 50 minutes of this little foreign dude teaching me the gdp curve
*sees suite mates in hallway*
Me: hey guys
Drag Queen: shut the fuck up
lmao ok morning to you too