The word "twerk" actually dates back to 1820 according to the Oxford English Dictionary, and is defined as "what northerners do at t'mill"
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'The word "twerk" actually dates back to 1820 according to the Oxford English Dictionary…'
If you read one Chris Martin joke... Make sure it's this one.
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'30,000 people have signed a petition to ban kids piercing their ears in the United Kingdom…'
"Waiter, my bowl of vichyssoise has sprung a leek.”
"You know its British Summer Time when your brolley is opened and closed more often than a porn site in the workplace."
So British 😂
Speeding towards the 2000th joke milestone, how crazy is that in 5ish weeks.
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Hurrah! We know you guys like upcycling punchlines, but can you finish this joke? howler.co/setup/261
Oh wow, @marcpaters0n
just went dark on the dino fun!
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'I took the family to Jurassic World and all I got… '
Marvel have found their new #SpiderMan
so why not write a joke about it? seems logical to us.
Writing jokes is the new thing, yeh? 👯
Joke #1900 should make you want to write more jokes. 👍
We're a few jokes away from #1900
You lot have been busy today!
Stoked to hear it. We hope to push some updates and the iOS app soon. twitter.com/marcpaters0n/s…
joke make us chuckle, the force is strong in padawan @FunnyMannBrown
One Billion Dollars y’all!
Warm welcome to @marcpaters0n
who’s been busy writing jokes, check out his profile and follow him!
This joke is long to tweet but well worth a click. Well done @TraineeJohn
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'Germans will be able to buy adult-themed e-books only between the hours of 22:00 and 06:00...'
Nice to see some new faces on Howler.
Can you finish this joke on a recent news story of a woman getting trapped in her skinny jeans? howler.co/setup/248 #skinnyjeans
…especially if you like the Monkees. twitter.com/toyologist/sta…
We’re looking at costs to get our first joke book printed, so if you want to be in it…
…better write some jokes on howler.co
...or something like that.
You use Facebook to validate your popularity, YouTube to act the expert, Twitter for relevance…
...Howler is where you prove you’re funny.
Student fees, London night tube routes, Jake Lloyd and errrr Dildos.
Another standard day!
I think #JakeLloyd
's car accident witness was Yoda. 😜
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'Former Star Wars child actor Jake Lloyd has been arrested for reckless driving…'
Every time you make someone laugh you gain votes, proving how funny you are.
Writer Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife arrested after pulling pistol from vagina, i don't think she understands the phase ‘firing from the hip’ 😮
4 in 10 of the first students to pay higher fees do not believe their courses have been good value…
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'London has revealed it's 'All Weekend' Night Tube network…'
The National Trust is asking the public to record the sounds of the UK seaside, Those who won't have to sign a waiver.
Morning! What shall we joke about today?
"These aren't the Druids you're looking for..!"
She did that Swiftly.
'Taylor Swift has pulled her hit album 1989 from Apple's new streaming music service...'
Lots of new comedy type followers!
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Thousands of people have gathered at Stonehenge to mark this year's summer solstice...
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'A Red Devil parachutist had a lucky escape when his chute failed to open during an airshow...'