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'Since 2000 there have been 119 UFO sightings in Wales…'
Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
Norm Peterson, Cheers
You need to have dreams, where else are you gonna buy the best beds in town?
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'Fifa president Sepp Blatter was forced to halt a conference when someone threw bank notes at him…'
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The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
A woman in Hong Kong allegedly assaulted a police officer with her boobs , she is being charged under section 32B of the criminal code.
A North Devon man has been accused of stealing money from a woman's vagina…
I think I'm a pretty good judge of people, which is why I hate most of them.
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You know the world is a depressing place as soon as your born, the doctor spanks you and then cuts part of your penis off.
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'Sir David Attenborough wants you to count butterflies…'
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'A drunk squirrel has caused hundreds of pounds of damage at a private members’ club…'
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I believe we live in a dog eat dog world... maybe that's why my kennels business didn't do well.
Beachgoers helped a great white shark stranded on a beach stay alive until r... howler.co/joke/2621 #lol @RadioPositivity
"If they made a film about my life it would be called... who cares what the name is, it'd go straight to DVD"
'Beachgoers helped a great white shark stranded on a beach stay alive until rescuers arrived…'
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'A town plagued by pigeons has resorted to spiking the birds' feed with contraceptive pills…'
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Nasas New Horizons spacecraft has made the first visit to Pluto…
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'A woman in Cirencester has crashed her car into the back of a van while using adult toy…'
Rapper 50 Cent Files for Bankruptcy, he now has more money in his name than in his bank account.
Rapper 50 Cent Files for Bankruptcy... he now joins Kerry Katona and Mike Tyson in 'Da' Bankruptcy club.
When I opened my credit card statement today I found a duck's mouth in the envelope. They sent me the bill.
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'Dermot O'Leary's been cleared by watchdog Ofcom after swearing during a live broadcast…'
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