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Tweetie Darling
Just saw my ESPN alerts. Serena lost?? Fuck this. Leaving work for the rest of the day this wasn't how today was supposed to go.
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Scandal is less scripted.
I have literally been rooting for Serena to get this calendar slam for YEARS. It's so close. Venus gotta fall back on this one.
I generally root for Venus in any match. But...I can't this time. Serena is going for the calendar slam - not done since Steffi.
I love Venus, but I know she wouldn't DARE stop this milestone for Serena.
I'm loving this Williams Sisters production. #USOpen
Laying in bed. Stuffy right nostril. *turns on left side* Relief . . . for three minutes. Laying in bed. Stuffy left nostril. *repeats*
Strategizing for meat at Chipotle will never not be funny.
I swear my nails be knowing: "Oh, trying to grow us out, huh?" *breaks* "GEL FO' LIFE, HO!"
I wanna hang out with Jackeé & drink brown liquor.
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Gonna eat this Cinnamon Toast Crunch until the box is gone. 💅🏻
I've been waiting to see Angela's face when she discovers that Tommy isn't Ghost, it's Jamie. #PowerStarz
"You dumb bitch! You're the one fucking Ghost."#PowerStarz
Power was so good tonight.
If you stay still when "square biz" comes on, you lack a soul
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JK with the come through. #serve
.@diegtristan8 "she is built like a man". Yeah, my husband looks just like this in a dress. You're an idiot.
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Serena speaking French on a ho.
The Wimbledon crowd was very shitty to Serena this tournament.
Still one of the greatest moments in the history of tennis.
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She's coming for that US Open and that calendar slam. #SerenaWilliams
Come on. It's just a moment away.
That effing backhand of Muguruza.
I actually like Muguruza's game. Nice, flat ground strokes. Great pace.
Serena has her hiccups, but to beat her you almost need a miracle. She was sick as a dog at the French. Still won. 💅🏻
All this talk about how this girl had Serena's number
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Too early to think properly.
I just want that break!
Feeling stressed about this match. #Wimbledon2015
I want this break more than Serena. #Wimbledon
I just want Serena to find that serve! #Wimbledon2015
who would you rather have in office? rt for an avocado. fav for donald trump.
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Rainier cherries >>> They are in season and delicious. Snatch them up now for the best flavor.
Patti said, "Y'all ain't do it right, babies. Move over. "
Sharpness and Flatness all over my tv.

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