Bart changed the letters from "Beethoven Piano Concertos"! Suck it, Culture!
These people seem to be rehearsing the next phase of some kind of craze in a rock-like motion. #SimpsonsTakeTheBowl
Show's not til Friday but the Simpsons refuse to leave! We hid under a bench in the last row. #SimpsonsTakeTheBowl
We might be a tiny bit early. #SimpsonsTakeTheBowl
I'm proud of my time as a World Cup referee. And proud that I got out of there before Brazil lost!
What?! I went to Iceland? No way, come on. I mean, really? I did? Okay, if you say so.
Me and my hand-picked Presidential Candidate Ted Nugent. That worked out well.
"The Twin Trolls Of Underbridge Academy." The best thing I created since the Pizza-rito.
I won an Oscar to go with my Grammy. I'm halfway to Hamlisch!
I was the bad guy in "Django" before the bad guy in "Django" was the bad guy in "Django".
Ah, our trip to the Emerald Isle. For some reason I ended up drinking heavily and getting in trouble!
Hmm, I wonder if that Life Coach guy ever amounted to anything.
Why, Brain?! Why did you make me remember this?!
Forget good. When I was an ice cream man my humor was GREAT!
What a terrible trip to Italy. The pizza tasted all fake!
Ah, my little boy's first heart attack.
I'm proud to have been in the forefront of exploiting same-sex marriage for $$$.
I'm so grateful Marge didn't leave me for Moe. Where would I go drink to get over it?!
Don't do the crime if you can't do the key lime!
Bart says I became a robot to win his love. He's gotta be lying, but I can't explain the buzz saw scar on my arm.
Gift suggestion for Mother's Day: break your Mom out of prison. It'll last longer than flowers!
I spent one summer following the Ribwich around the country... and wasted the rest of my life.
What a once-in-a-lifetime honor it was for Mick Jagger and Keith Richards to meet me.
I was the best non-Ferrigno Hulk ever! Get in line, Ruffalo, Norton and Bana!
The one good thing about having your jaws wired shut: mmmm, liquid Philly cheesesteak.