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Homer J. Simpson
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I must be dehydrated... what insane post apocalyptic nightmare is this?! #SDCC #FOXSDCC pic.twitter.com/CVMp6vN41i
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A nice young man just invited me to an exclusive screening of footage from Star Wars Episode VII! #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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I was going to a "Family Circus" panel, but I followed a bee, chased an Ice Cream truck, tossed acorns in a creek... REFERENCE! #FOXSDCC
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I got a picture of my idol Frank Miller! I was a tiny bit nervous. #SDCC #FOXSDCC pic.twitter.com/p2kUyGBf6K
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I've either just had a violent encounter with a Brony Cosplayer or been kicked in the head by a Police Horse. #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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The laundry bleached my "Dr. Manhattan" thong white, so now I'm forced to go to the Masquerade as "Na'vi Baby Huey". #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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This Hall H wristband doesn’t fit around my wrist! Must... collapse... Radius and Ulna! #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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FYI: I’ll be signing copies of my “Everyman” comic at the Sails Pavilion today from 5PM til Security throws me out. #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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I’m told Christopher Nolan is here. Time to execute my plan to “Inception” him into destroying all copies of “The Prestige”. #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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My San Diego hotel leaves much to be desired... being that it is in POWAY! #LookItUp #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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.@ComicBookGuy Turns out I accidentally got off the Trolley at the non human real zoo. #HonestMistake #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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It's only Thursday and the Convention Center is already a human zoo! What a fetid stench! #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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Comic-Con, here I come! (Last sincere tweet til Monday.) #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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No, I am NOT dressed as Lady Thor! Please learn how to recognize manly cleavage when you see it. #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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After a mere 7 hour wait, a wristband to get in to Hall H is mine! Now my biggest challenge: getting up off the floor. #SDCC #FOXSDCC
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I'm taking the family to the drive in movies tonight. But first: an hour of trunk-cramming practice!
The dude who sells Bart comics asked me to help him out with an RT cuz I'm the King Of Twitter. "@ComicBookGuy I am the King of Comic-Con!"
Why does the Ice Cream Truck have to play that one stupid song over and over again as I stand there eating at it for two hours?
I just found out I'm verified. It makes me proud to be in the same category as other hilariously cartoonish Dads like @JoeBiden
I'm happy for baseball to start up again. It was terrible not having anything to complain about being boring for three days!
I can't believe it's the middle of July already. I'm still writing March on my past due car payment checks.
Little known fact: it was Carl who suggested adding the apostrophe to "D'oh!" I wanted it to be a % sign.
Build a better corndog where the stick is another corndog and the world will beat a path to your door.
No, I’m not refereeing Germany v Brazil today. They said they wanted someone who “knew the rules of Football”. #Elitist