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John Hodgman
Hello @aliceandstuff I just saw you in the @danharmon documentary and it made me so happy.
Oxford has added "mansplain" to its dictionaries, and let me tell you why that's significant...
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.@maximumbob my grateful awe is stated and sincere. I am aware of the science. But this is a bad disease, and there is Netflix.
I am in grateful awe of health professionals treating Ebola patients. But guys can you just wait on bowling and airplane trips for a while?
I bet some of you haven't listened/made your friends listen to @hodgman's episode of #MBMBaM on @iTunesPodcasts... itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/my-…
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My secret agenda is that I am still mad at Quiznos for stealing my "Fire: The Next Sharp Stick?" sketch for an ad in the early 00s.
@Sauce_: @hodgman No personality? Sorry Charlie. pic.twitter.com/NBDXj8w0Qp” I want to gut and eat that guy!
"Airport wonton soup: highly recommended for anyone who did two shows in Chicago last night and then… instagram.com/p/udWhtmleTn/
@ClueHeywood: @hodgman airport wonton soup, however, is a veritable Richard Simmons.” Oh man that soup was so good. King Wah forever
.@valeriekeefe oh believe me I could go on a rant about the bad attitude at the Currito counter myself. We are all monsters at airports
@Marley_Jay: @hodgman Foodies are the worst.” This person is not a foodie. Just a grand mom type lady.
@Travon: @hodgman can I get her BMI range?” I am not here to body shame. Just mind shame.
@HendoStv: @hodgman is she mad, or just disappointed?” Look: I choose my words carefully. She is seething. Every word is a hiss.
"Quiznos does a tuna sandwich, but it just doesn't have any personality!" --angry woman at Pittsburgh airport food court.
"McDonald's doesn't switch over to lunch until 10 AM, so that's out!"
She keeps leaving the table and then coming back to report to her husband on the various offenses.
This woman is so mad about the food court at the Pittsburgh airport.
On Monday evening, @marty_walsh will host his next "Mondays with the Mayor" town hall meeting. Everyone is welcome. pic.twitter.com/496EhI7S5O
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Pittsburgh is a great city with a lot of cool nicknames but "City of People Who Understand Airport Security Procedures" is unearned.
Thank you humans of Pittsburgh for being such a great audience last night. And bite it robots of Pittsburgh. You are never going to stop me.
Why You Gotta Be So Flim soundcloud.com/david_rees/why… "Flim" (Aphex Twin) vs. "Mean" (Taylor Swift) #AphexSwift
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Everything Has Cornmouthed soundcloud.com/david_rees/eve… "Corn Mouth" (Aphex T.) vs. "Everything Has Changed" (T. Swift) #AphexSwift
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@ChrisFrankTweet: I'm happy that @hodgman is in Pittsburgh. Now if only I could meet the man” showclix.com/event/s2014102… MEETS & GREETS AFTER
Ok Pittsburgh this is your final ticket alert: showclix.com/event/s2014102… IT IS BETTER WHEN YOU ARE THERE
@_BVM: @hodgman that's the local delicacy, "scrapple"” I FORGOT I GET TO EAT SCRAPPLE AGAIN. thank you Pittsburgh!
.@wyattcenac is writing some amazing short fiction on his Instagram. instagram.com/p/ugnzi-GwuC/ PS: go see him tonight in the Twin Cities!
My hotel in Pittsburgh is pretty nice but why are all these French fries shoved between the pillows?
Photo: I am in Pittsburgh now but I will never forget that time in Cuyahoga Falls when we pulled the fire... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TsaCkH
I am in Pittsburgh now but I will never forget that time in Cuyahoga Falls when we pulled the fire alarm at the Sheraton and had a RAVE. Tickets for tonight=www.showclix.com/event/s20141023hodg
HIVE MIND I ask on behalf of humanity that you witness and share @david_rees 's mashterpiece #AphexSwift soundcloud.com/david_rees/we-…
I AM SEEING @hodgman TONIGHT! RT @hodgman: I AM PERFORMING IN PITTSBURGH TONIGHT! tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TrC7kd
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The thing about Judge John @hodgman is the bizarre fascinating people. Make yourself Acquaintance Level 3 with JJHO maximumfun.org/shows/judge-jo…
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I am looking forward to seeing Ultron sing "Let it Go".
Here is an excerpt from the award winning short film I shot last night after tomato soup at the Lockview. It is called "Trashcan Reveal" PITTSBURGH IS TONIGHT: www.showclix.com/event/s20141023hodg
Photo: Looking pretty Bill Wattersony today, Northern Ohio. Thank you Rubber and Blimpsburgh for a great... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TrZ7Kz
Looking pretty Bill Wattersony today, Northern Ohio. Thank you Rubber and Blimpsburgh for a great night. see you tonight PITTSBURGH! Tickets=www.showclix.com/event/s20141023hodg
.@HJBenjamin & I did an interview telling a little more about what to expect from @FlotsamGS putthison.com/post/983133147…
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I AM PERFORMING IN PITTSBURGH TONIGHT! tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TrC7kd
The moon passes in front of the sun, and @hodgman appears in Pittsburgh. Tonight at the @RexTheater
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Video: Goodnight and thank you, Rubber City. I am going to my room now. tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1Tq3CPZ
PS I will plug any other airship the podcasts if they are out there
Akron: If I had realized I was coming to Dirigiblesville USA, I would have been here 100 days ago!
@ivanplis: @hodgman “For those in Akron, a blimp sighting=as predictable as seeing the sun rise in the east.” clevelandhistorical.org/items/show/281” aha!
Photo: Akron: what’s with the blimp motif? (at Akron-Canton Airport (CAK)) tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TnLEY3
Akron: what's with the blimp motif?
This evening I will be speaking and Q&A-ing for FREE at the Akron Summit Public Library. DEWEY DECIMAL HUMOR Y'all. akronlibrary.org/events/C&AV-67…
Here is a link you can click to get tickets to see and then touch me (if you want) in Pittsburgh TOMORROW. showclix.com/event/s2014102…
Photo: "Airport wonton soup: highly recommended for anyone who did two shows in Chicago last night and then... tmblr.co/ZVV4ww1TmLw8O