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Photo: weirdvintage: China didn’t launch its first crewed space mission until 2003, but it was already... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwmYiI4A
@hodgman: if you could open this giant cardboard box on your front step soon, it's hot inside this cake and I forgot to poke air holes. :)
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Happy Birthday to @JohnHodgman. I directed his new @netflix exclusive special RAGNAROK premiering June 20th. instagram.com/p/aHpum4o6p8/
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Got my tix for @hodgman in Chicago! Maybe this time the wife won't pass on the Malort before offering me my swig. etix.com/ticket/p.jsp?p…
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Here is something that also amazes me: my RAGNAROK @netflix special was directed by @lancebangs
Photo: And also between you and me, someone in the Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge has a Clamato problem. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwmWuDwS
@wescraven: @hodgman Happy birthday! Hope you're well.” OH BOY THANK YOU!
And just between us, JOHN HODGMAN: RAGNAROK debuts on June 20th as an @netflix original. I've never been happier the world didn't end.
Now back to being a monster: please come see me perform new comedy in Chicago on 6/13: bit.ly/laffsONLY EMOJI EMOJI RT! RT! RT!!!!
I am honestly very touched by all your birthday wishes. I hardly know what to say except: thank you.
Just got my tix to see @hodgman return to the Mythical City of Chicago. Malort Party! You should go too: bit.ly/laffsONLY
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Jeff Bridges's car voice overs are really starting to get Baney
Photo: I caught @morgan_murphy and @mariabamfoo stealing stand up through an open window. tmblr.co/ZVV4wwmIva39
Listening to the NUMBER ONE SUMMER JAM and getting ready for #MaxFunCon soundcloud.com/valleylodge/go
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@Univers47: Can anyone identify the song @hodgman is playing at the end of that clip?"// Brass Bonanza
@kidpretentious: @hodgman best logo. I've got a tattoo of it and everything! pic.twitter.com/zVfhFoArea”// OH I KNOW.
The wedding mentioned in judge john @hodgman episode 102 is happening today! maximumfun.org/judge-john-hod… Will judgement be upheld?
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@kidpretentious: So uh, here's a video of @hodgman talking about seeing me and my Whalers tattoo (?!) youtu.be/OTZkzdD77Bk?t=…”// AHA!
Where are the greatest STARTENDERS? “TEDDY” at the Ritz Carlton, Atlanta. Martini Master. Will use Crystal Head but you must ask for it.
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@gezgingurkan: I didn't even know you were in SF. #bummed " keep an eye on johnhodgman.com/tour . I SHALL RETURN
Today I learned that raccoon poop is super dangerous. bit.ly/12klbRQ Thanks @hodgman
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ok...we about 5 months late but i'll be damned if i let Biebs bestow @djjazzyjeff215's title to his sis. so Jeff? #HappyBirthdayJazzy
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Fair warning: tonight's show at the Atlanta Improv is shirts vs. skins. bit.ly/10VAFFk
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I know everyone HAS to act shocked, but let's face it: white Torontonians love crack. We have stereotypes because THEY ARE TRUE.
Everyone say happy birthday to @Caissie! She is great, and also you are mortal too, so get over yourself already.
Oh God, it's out. RT @JesseThorn I swear to God: new Judge @hodgman is about a woman who wants to use a chamber pot. maximumfun.org/judge-john-hod…
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About to mainline Diet Coke for amazing @hodgman & @donttrythis show in @SF tonight. Hilar & brills.
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Audio: Judge John Hodgman Verdict 112 involves a woman who would like to start using a chamber pot in her... tmblr.co/ZVV4wwm7ipDE
Friends with friends in CHICAGO! I will be performing NEW COMEDY & drinking Malört on 6/13. ALERT FRIENDS AND FOES bit.ly/laffsONLY
I swear to God: this week's Judge John @hodgman is about a woman who wants to use a chamber pot in her house. maximumfun.org/judge-john-hod…
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Win tickets to see John @hodgman at @parkwestevents on Thur 6/13! Email HODGMAN to tickets@chirpradio.org to enter! #jflchicago
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I am furious that I will not be NY when @birbigs takes Carnegie Hall, but YOU don't have to be carnegiehall.org/m/event.aspx?i…
@donttrythis Looking forward to seeing you and @hodgman tonight at The Nourse!
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Goodnight all humans, and thank you for keeping me company. See you BENEATH THE SEA! (when we are all dead and thrown into the ocean)
"@capnjoy my big brother told me that the film THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER was filmed in this ride" MY FAVORITE FAKE FACT EVER
That truly was the 1st time watching this that I did not feel nauseated. I blame bad camera work by foreign children. youtu.be/5TJgo2ZqyFw
11:16 HERE COME THE TENTACLES.
10:01 UGH. Just knowing these animatronic mermaids lurked under that oily water makes my skin jump. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
9:21 OK. Nemo is talking up Atlantis but this australian tourist put the lens cap on. COINCIDENCE? youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
8:42 If I don't see a robot angler fish I don't believe in Disneyworld anymore. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
8:05 Captain Nemo is trying to tell us we can see the Aurora Borealis from UNDERWATER
Waiting for hotel internet to catch up. Going through second "descent" through fake bubbles. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
5:51 Paul Frees as Captain Nemo is playing a mashup of organ music and fish talking. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
5:02 DUDES I AM GETTING CREEPED OUT BY THIS GIANT CLAM. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
3:18 Now the are descending into the fake sub to look at fake fish in fake water. THAT IS RIGHT: UNDERWATER ROBOTS. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…
2:29 THESE NAUTILII HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED TOO CLOSE. youtube.com/watch?v=5TJgo2…