I have way too many shoes that I've never even worn. Someone buy them from me for 2 dollars
Someone buy my old clothes. I hate selling to platos because they're garbage
I think my boyfriend has really great style and everything but how is one pair of shorts $125
I have a problem with clearance swimwear. Supes cute but see through. Keep or return?
Getting my wedding dress today!!
Yesterday I got told I'm the best boss over and he has the best job ever and I'm so happy!
Eating leftovers from our tasting. Oh my god I am so excited for our wedding
Employing college kids is like herding cats.
Jordan is starting to like @amyschumer
and I am so happy
Godddd there is nothing sexier than a hot dad.
Kim and I know were old because we have Costco dates
I ate half the treats and am now lying on the floor because he likes the company
Jordan said wasn't gonna be home till 11 or later because of a huge deadline. So here I am with treats!
Goodbye weekends. Hello training
I'm excited for my new staff this summer but I don't want to actually train them
Fuck it they were 12 dollars an won't slip down my butt I'm keeping them
I'm also so goddamn long-waisted that idk if this looks weird or not.
Are you hiding my little tummy chub or drawing attention to it?
I just got my first ever high waisted swimsuit bottoms and idk how to feel about it
Who gave r kelly those nunchucks
Idk music videos from early 2000s are on another level
Shitty circumstance and shitty weekend but I am so lucky to have @JordanDBorst
here by my side
I like how I can go from wow life is super great to please set me on fire real quick
Today I just found out that my ex got married and had a baby how weird is that
I was having such a good weekend and now I feel like garbage.
For once I would like to not have eye problems
No means NO... Except if you're offering me food and I say no then I actually mean yes but I say no because I'm... fb.me/15nYHQQNF
Up at 4:30 because everyone's tummies hurt including mine
I just laid on my bathroom floor for 45 minutes watching @LOLHEYGUYS
vines so that's my life
Tricked Jordan into getting me froyo
I've kinda been hating the way I look lately so I booked my first shoot in 3 years.
I love my fiancé because he's like a sugar daddy but I actually love him a lot so it's like best of both worlds!
I am the cutest person in this relationship and he doesn't even know it.
Like my mom telling me that when she was little they would feed their Shetland pony koolaid and hamburgers why is that so funny
Why do I have so much eczema and my back is covered in hives
Sometimes I get grumpy when I get a parking ticket but then I remember an occasional 20 is nothing compared to the 150/mo in our structure
I don't know how to cook for two people. We wanted eggs Benedict and now I'm eating leftover hollandaise from the pan
Just ordered a roomba after such rave reviews from his mom! Jordan says we can't name it DJ roomba :(
Mom goes "have you ever heard of @tallguyandgrill
" yes mom check your calendar for our tasting on the 1st...
After the DIY project from hell Jordy and I are having a treat yo self week. We just saved 10 grand doing the bathrooms ourself
Just went through our wedding budget... It feels amazing seeing how much we've spent and how we're not breaking the bank for this
How are @SandraLeeMD
videos so revolting yet so satisfying
Are you DTF?
I just can't with @HoodieAllen
's teeth I love them so much
Why do guys always say "hey smiley" to little kids that's weird
Except there are 3 different layers of vinyl on the floor. Yikes.