I'm sorry I'm so whiny about this medical junk I just miss being healthy and having a life.
Having an episode soo I'm just gonna lie in bed and watch elf
Right now I'm taking medications designed for epilepsy, kidney disease, heart attacks, and migraines. Someone please take care of me.
My social life has seriously declined after these attacks started. I'm too tired and in too much pain to do anything anymore.
I never once cried reading the any of the hunger games series, but I sure bawled watching catching fire
I really, really hope I get the job with WennSoft
I just feel like me and @DuncanKeith
would be really good friends. Let me babysit.
Can't get out of bed to even take my meds. This is gonna be a long thanksgiving.
This is the drunkest text I have ever gotten. pic.twitter.com/YV6T78Wp3J
mom you're such a dork I love it
Rock you like a hurrikane.
baby there's a shark in the water.
I got a b- on my chapter 2 senior thesis so I'm gonna go cry in a corner.
I feel like I just got yelled at. pic.twitter.com/OE68jZvBhZ
mother of pearl i fucking hate myself for being such a perfectionist
I really hope I get this guest services position with ideal image just so I can get free laser hair removal
The fact that @Shalfanonzo
and I became friends because we both dated the same guy just means I have someone to share my regret with
Nothing better than @BelAirCantina
for some lunch
I just went through my closets and got rid of all my stupid hollister, a&f, and ae t-shirts and sweatshirts. I am an adult.
I STILL HAVENT SEEN CATCHING FIRE because i am the nicest sister ever and waiting to see it with my brothers but YEESH
taking beta blockers while trying to do homework was the dumbest thing i've ever done it's coma time
This lady goes "I'm here to see a dentist but I don't know who or what for and I think I'm late"
Looking at pictures of all my old piercings I wanna barf
RYAN BEDNARSKI GO TO BED or ill kill you with a cactus
"i think its pretty funny you just need to chill the fuck out" @Ryanboobski
Just went through three months of me and @Shalfanonzo
texts to find a picture. 90% of the pictures between us are of convos with boys. Haay
Anyone wanna proof-read my 48 page senior thesis? Anyone?
blocked the ex on all forms of social media except twitter just to see the stupid fucking garbage he tweets. Can I make a book of this shit?
Everyone's freaking out about #1DDayLive
but I'm sitting here watching too cute with my little brother. Better decision 😚
Wearing jakes marine sweatshirt and sweatpants. I'm kewt
Last night... Too drunk... Help.
Best night I've had in a long time. I love @Shalfanonzo
I got told I was really funny tonight. That's a first.
Looks like this is gonna be the last hospital visit until after Christmas!! Hoping for good news! pic.twitter.com/s3hjj2cdN0
I wish Foxface was still alive. #GingerProblems #CatchingFire
Hiii who wants to see catching fire with me tonight because I don't wanna wait till saturday
There's a sign that says do not drink the sprinkler water so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection
Every time I hang out with @FtrSlvrSlgr17
I'm reminded of how silly this kid is.
I say "dude that's sweet" more often than any stereotypical early 2000s stoner kid ever has. It's a problem
I just saw a bilboard for a furby. What is this 1999?
my mama bought me saltless chips and salsa verde I am one happy kitten
Dude you should watch m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…
holy nanneroo good job @DavidNewton
i probably shouldn't mention dating the brewers pitcher then should i
holy nanneroo interview as the brewer's coordinator of guest services oh my goodness
Gorgeous blonde kid at the bus terminal lets get murried
: Can it just be the first so I can live with my mom already? Jeez.” Roomie bonding time asap