Homemade steak dinner for me and the boothang. I think I cook a good NY strip
Every time I refer to Jordan as my fiancé I wanna barf
Why are people so disgusted that I'm engaged at 24. Im not a small child. I found who I want to spend my life with so I'm doing it. BFD.
I GOT @amandandelion
's SAVE THE DATE 😍
Dudes on my friends list are dropping like flies now that I'm engaged. Sorry bye
omg, his little rawr 😍�vine.co/v/Org6evOJq35
An 11 month old puppy: vine.co/v/eWWngbJHAQr
Closest thing to Beyoncé I'll ever be... Feyoncé
Now that my whole family knows... I am so excited to be a bridezilla! #borstweddingever
7am up making phone calls! This is the biggest thing that's ever happened to me.
Oh my god why isn't @AdoreDelano
my best friend.
Locked in the bedroom cause Jordan's on the phone with the jeweler about the rang 💍
I am in dire need of a manicure who wants to get one with me
My old coworker said I'm super level headed oh wow
I just got so excited cause mama borst just asked for my shoe and dress size. I'm getting clothes for christmas!
The chocolate wasn't melting for the puppy chow and I think I burned it oh god I'm a failure
Tbox has come to Milwaukee? Barf.
Jordan kept throwing cereal at remi so I threatened to pour milk on the floor. Now we're cleaning up milk and cereal we are not responsible
Need 4 letters of recommendation for grad school. For convenience reasons, do I write the letters and they sign them?
What the heck @bioreus
the one time I decide to splurge on pore strips instead of buying the generic brand, there's only 5 in the box of 6!
PSA: don't threaten to rape someone and fuck up their significant other.
Milwaukeeans, which is better for Christmas shopping today? Urban garage sale or Franklin holiday craft and gift expo? @visitmilwaukee
Ordering jordys Christmas present! Cannot wait to be sleeping on a brand new @BedInABox
pacbamboo king sized bed
They are now struggling to get in the car and I'm making eye contact. Sucks to suck.
I'm waiting in the car at the liquor store. Jordan parked next to the cunt who took up two spots.
I tripled the ingredients for this green bean casserole AND IM SO EXCITED TO EAT IT
Caipirinhas and hookah. Holla at me boo
Also I was way more excited about the meeting we had with the contractor to redo our bathroom than seeing the movie. Old lady forever
Jordan and I just got out of mockingjay at and I'm already dreading work tomorrow because it's late. I'm sorry I'm an old lady
Half asleep boyfriend rolls over to say "can we name our first kid Toby flenderson?"
The movie super is literally what would happen if Dwight Shrute made a movie and starred in it
The good thing about my job is that I'm still in education. Just education for old people
Jordan thinks I'm asleep but I can hear him giving Remi treats that little sneak
Whenever I order a portobello burger, someone always asks if I'm a vegetarian. No.. that's just how much I love mushrooms.
Eeeeep so much to learn at he new job. Financial industry has too many acronyms!!
I am very okay with spending Halloween at my parents handing out candy and then coming home to snuggle up and watch scary movies
You're the one that I want #woohoo #mydrinkon
people who don't go trick-or-treating or dress up for halloween because its “too childish” are halloWEAK
Ughhh why does Tyler sequin look like the grinch so much
I dreamt I got new snow boots. I was so disappointed when I woke up
I miss chelsay and coray and watching one direction videos and vodka and monsters and buying outfits for thirstdays
I miss living in Chicago. I miss our weird little garden apartment.
It's little things like a sunrise on Lake Michigan that remind us to slow down and just enjoy it. @… instagram.com/p/9TXokhGshY/
Like yeah I love some Chardonnay and Brie but I just want a fucking juice box moscato all the time
I will always love moscato best out of any wine cause it's just like a fucking juice box