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Skinny Girls, DID YALL KNOW THAT Y'ALL WAS WINNING !!!!!! >>>> πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜β€β€πŸ’―
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Being pulled in closer during a kiss >>>> πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘β€πŸ˜¬
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren't you going to put them away too? Me you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version
I have a new home page here - check me out!
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
teacher: homew- me: can you not
Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!" Me: "Lies. I sit on the chair.
Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
I'm ready for hoodie weather πŸ‚πŸŽƒβ›„β„βœ¨
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. πŸ‘
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.
Parents notice your fake friends before you do..πŸ’―πŸ‘ͺ
i like hoodies because it’s like am i fat or is this hoodie just big?
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Wisdom is only good if you share it, keeping it to yourself only shows what little wisdom you really have.
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If you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
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whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u
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twitter because our parents joined facebook
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I tried being normal, worst 10 minutes of my life.
I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me smile πŸ˜’
Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.