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Skinny Girls, DID YALL KNOW THAT Y'ALL WAS WINNING !!!!!! >>>> 😍😍😍😍🙌🙌🙌👏👏😘❤❤💯
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Being pulled in closer during a kiss >>>> 😍😘😊👍❤😬
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren't you going to put them away too? Me you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version
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i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
SCHOOL HASN’T EVEN STARTED AND I ALREADY WANT IT TO END
i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps
teacher: homew- me: can you not
Mom: "All you do is sit on that computer all day!" Me: "Lies. I sit on the chair.
Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.
I'm ready for hoodie weather 🍂🎃⛄❄✨
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. 👏
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.
Parents notice your fake friends before you do..💯👪
i like hoodies because it’s like am i fat or is this hoodie just big?
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Wisdom is only good if you share it, keeping it to yourself only shows what little wisdom you really have.
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If you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
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whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u
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twitter because our parents joined facebook
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I tried being normal, worst 10 minutes of my life.
I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me smile 😒
Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.
A girlfriend's job is to keep her man on track, hold him down, and have his back through the good times and the bad times.. 👫💯
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September >>>>> 🍁☀🌾 October >>>>> 🎃👻🍂🍃 November >>>>> 👪🍗🍝🍖 December >>>>> 🎁🎄🎅❤ BEST MONTHS! 😍👌
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Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.
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My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me.
tried being normal, worst 10 minutes of my life.
10pm: time for bed. 11pm: time for bed. 12am: time for bed. 1am: time for bed. 2am: time for bed. 3am: time for bed. 4am: SH*T
sometimes when I'm texting my friends I make a typo and I don't fix it cause I'm too lazy and I just let them try to figure out what I meant
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tired isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
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Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Nawh 10. Send me a pic.
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When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident.
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"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "No, I meant are you free this Friday?" "No, I'm expensive." ;)
I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
I hate when you're so excited for something but then it ends up not happening <
who needs friends when you have fast wifi
That "fuck everyone" mood.”
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
*laughs for 10 minutes* *stops* *catches breath* *thinks about what made me laugh* *laughs for 10 more minutes*
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I Hate When Y'all Females Take Pictures Like Y'all Legs Tf Broke 😩😂🙅
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iOS 7 is coming out Sept 10😝👌👌👌 RT if you're an iPhone user 📱😁
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Dick Her down Like 💎💙💍❗💯😏👏 Ooo💙 <😠> | _/ 🍆\_ Ooooo💯 <😠/ | _/ 🍆\_ Ooo dick em 💍 \😠> | _/ 🍆\_
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#RapLikeLilWayne I threw my Rolex at her face.... Call that face time!
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